Previously,I had went to see priya at a club & due to unbearable circumstances & unremovable Pants,I rushed out & saw priya in the parking ! Then the whole 'Dukh bari dastaan' thingy happened & finally after all the drama we decided to go some place else for a drink..
PART 6-
Scene 11-
Ab scene ye hain ki main aur priya baite hain ek shaant si jagah pe.. !
"Aur phir ?" she asked while she laughed her ass off...
"Phir kya ? main apni jaan bachake bhag nikla.. aur bahar aake dekha toh tum bait ke ro rahi thi.. and rest as we say is history..." I explained..
"Hmmm... hahaha..yeah.." she said..
suddenly everything became silent.. and kinda awkward.. so I broke the silence..
"Kitni shaanti hain na idar.." I started the convo..
"Haan",she replied as she took a sip from her wine glass..
"Tumhe bourbon pasand hain ? Kitna kadwa hota hain" she said looking at my glass..
"Kadwa hain magar strong bhi uthna hi hain.. and it is considered as the Most classiest Drinks, Mujhe bohot pasand hain.. wo bhi neat ",I answered..
"Hmm... mera wine hogaya... ! " she kept the glass down..
"One Grey goose Martini,please" She signalled to the bartender..
"Handle kar paugi kya ?" I asked..
"Mujhe adat hain.. Tum apni socho.." She seemed sarcastic..
"Main.. ?! I can handle 10 more bourbons.. wo bhi neat.." I gave a firm& rude reply..
"Accha ? dekhte hain.." priya said..
AFTER 5 BOURBONS & Uske 3 martini's...
"Ram.. Tumhe kaisi ladki chahiye..?"She sipped her martini..
"Acchi ladki.." I seemed disinterested..
"Kyun ? kya hua..? " she looked at me.
"Kuch nahi.." i said
"bata do.." She insisted..
"Tum mujhse shaadi kyun nahi karna chahti ho ? Tum hi nahi... koi bhi ladki mujhse shaadi kyun nahi karna chahti hain ?! kya main itna bura hua.."
I swear to god.. That was the drink speaking.. N not me ! haha !
"Tum bohot sweet ho isiliye.." she replied..
"Accha ?" I raised my eyebrow " Ye kabse disadvantage hone lag gaya? Toh tum kya sirf teeke boys se shaadi karti ho ?" Mujhe chad gayi thi abhi,...
"Teeke boys ?" Priya laughed..
"Chalo.."
"kidar ?" I asked
"VOdka shots..." she pointed out her fingers..
After Two Vodka shots...
"O M G ! " I said as i sat on the chair...
"Ram.." she said.. completely drunk...
"Kya?"
"Raaammm..." her voice grew..
"Arrey kya ??" I screamed..
" Mujhe chila kyun rahe ho ?! Main abhi ro dungi..." She said with puppy eyes..
"Tumhara screw deela hain kya ?" I asked..
"Nahi.. tumhara hain..!" she said..
"Mera deela hain.. "
"Oh yeah.. kyunki tumhare toh screw hi nahi hain 😆"
"chup..! chup kar ! Kitna bak bak bak karti hain... shhh" I said..
Everything became silent...
"Priyaaa..." I spoke with a drunk tone.. "Pata hain... jab se tum meri life main aayi ho meri life ulath pulath hogayi hain.. main pa..pa..pagal hogaya hun.. sotha nahi hun... katha..nahi katha bohot hun.. aur ajeebo gareeb kapade pehenta hun.. Ye..ye dekho.. ye pant.. kaise
my body se attach ho gaya hain.. how will I remove it ?! You.. you.. tumhari wajese ab mujhe ye khaatna padega.." I spoke
"Maine kya kiya hain" she spoke like a child about to cry..
"Tumhe "IMPRESS" karne ke liye hi toh maine ye.. ye pehna hain.. aur tum ho ki depress hoke pooraane aashiq ko yaad karke uske gham main doobi hui ho.. meri taraf toh tumne dekha bhi nahi... I hate joo.. pliya.." I had lost control...
I was sure she hadnt paid attention to anythng that i had said... well atleast my heart felt better now !
Biology says, When a Man drinks,It not only affects his LIver but also his cerebellum,in the brain,which is the centre of all physical activities.. like walking,speech,movement.. But Biology never mentioned about the feeling of the heart.. Dil ki jo baate hain wo zubaan pe aajati hain.. all thanks to ALCOHOL ! Isiliye daaru peena galat baat hain..
Yaha par meri cerebellum ki toh baj gayi thi...
I tried to get up but it seemed like the whole place was moving...
"Did you just call me pliya?" she spoke out of nowhere..
I ignored her,... and said "Utho.. ghar ahi jaana kya..?!"
Priya got up ... I am sure her head too felt the same..
" Ram... Ye club toh goom raha hain.." She couldnt stand..
"Pakdo.. pakdo.." she screamed..
I held her hand..
"Arrey mujhe nahi.. Is club ko padko.. hill raha hain..." Priya said..
"Ab club ko kaise pakdun main..?!" I asked,stupidly..
"Wo bhi hain... mujhe uthao na.." She threw her arms at me..
I pushed them back.. " Jaa bey mothi.."
I walked rather wobbled out..
"Hawww... Main mothi nahi hun..!" She whined & followed me...
The waiter came behind us asking for the money.. He bought another takeela shot..
All I remember is that we drank that.. and I had absolutely No memory of how we reached home..
Scene 12-
"aaa... Mera sir.." I held my forehead as I woke up..
I looked around.. It was My room.. My bed..
How the hell did I manage to get here ?! As I thought.. The phone rang..
I looked at the screen It was Maa..
I picked it up.. The ringtone had increased my headache..
"Hello.. maa... "
"Haan golu puttar.. main amritsar main hon.. parso tak aajaungi.. kal raat ko nikal gayi thi.. bohot dher tak tu aaya nahi ghar isiliye abhi phone kiya maine.. apna kayaal rakhna.. bye.." She hung up !
"Hello.. hello.." I shouted..
"ufff.." I sighed and lied down.. I looked under my rajaji.. and i saw my legs were free.. The pants were no more attached to my legs.. What the hell happened last night ?! N wait a minute.. where is priya ?!
I called her but her phone was off.. I called her parents house,with a lot of hesitation, Her mom told me that she was in her office.. I was now sure she was ok.. But I still needed some answers to the puzzles..
Soon I managed to get up and got ready..
I drank four mugs of coffee and well had puked it out innumerous times..
The Worst part of drinking is The HANGOVER !!
Oh well.. I finally reached Priya's Office..
LAVENDAR MARITAL SERVICES.. The board said so !!
Lavendar ?! LOL ! Hm.. I entered the office & asked the receptionist..
"Excuse me.. Where can I find Ms.Priya Singh ?"
The receptionist pointed her finger towards a room on the rightside..
I knocked on the door..
"Come In".Priya responded..
"Hii.." I said as i entered !
"What the hell are you doing here ?",She seemed angry..
"I..I.. just wanted to talk to you",I seemed squeeky...
"About what ?" she questioned rudely..
" Last night.. I was.." I hadnt even finished.. when she said..
"I dont want to talk about it.."
"But..Mujhe bata toh sahi ki hua kya hain ??" I was trying to speak when suddenly a Guy in a black suit entered..
"Mr.Ram Kapoor..??" He said..
"Yeah.." I agreed
"Its a pleasure seeing you here.. Aapka article pada tha maine.. Young achievers main.. aap itna accha business karte hain.. aur aapki companies.. masha allah.. Aap kadhe kyun hain.. baitiye na.. " he insisted..
I sat on the chair..
Priya & I both looked as confused as ever !
"Ram,ye Mr.Diwan hain.. mere boss.." Priya introduced me to him..
We formally shook hands..
"Toh aap kuch lenge chai coffee ??" He asked..
"No. Thanks" I said..
"Toh... aap yaha par apna naam register karwaane aaye hain?"he asked..
"Haan" I said
"Nahi"she said
"Uhm.. ??" He looked at us
"I am here to get married.. " I smiled.. as i looked at priya..
Priya frowned at me and guestered me to say no..
But I figured this was the only way i could stay with priya and make her speak & slove this 'Whatever' MU we have..
" Oh fantastic then.. Priya is one of our finest employees.."
" I am sure.. isiliye toh yaha aaya hun" I said and looked at her & smirked..
" Good then.. Priya,Mr.Ram kapoor ko kisi bhi cheez ki kami nahi honi chahiye ok ?"He ordered priya..
I smiled.. he left the cabin..
"GET OUT !!!" priya screamed at me..
" NO.. Not until You answer my questions..! " I said..
"I dont want... " Mr.Diwan came in with a form,seeing him priya stopped..
"Mr.Kapoor.. Please fill this.. !" He said
I filled the form.. and got myself registered.. I even payed 1500Rs..
" Mr.Diwaan.. I hope Ki your employees will help me,with full heart..!"I said looking at priya..
"Yes.. ! dont worry" He said..
Priya starred at me with narrowed eyes..😡
Now mujhe pata lagana tha ki aakhir aisa kya hua tha jisski wajese priya mujhse iss kadar naraaz ho chuki thi !😕
Edited by Pinky.Raya - 11 years ago
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