Hey kareena murgi can you put fevicol on ur murga saif!!!!
How dare u going around and coming up with craps like, we are flop pair, we will never work together, nobody wants to see us together…..bloody loser, grow up!!
you just got married, huh, no need to do this rona dhona…you bother how this girl must be feeling reading such craps coming from you. why don't u just focus on promoting ur race shyte.
With no recognition coming, hardly any big movies, she needs positive says than ur donkey crying how bebo and u are not happening pair. today, this girl is down, what a timing for u donk, to act like a loser. Imagine, maybe just maybe there is one director sitting with a solid script, toying with idea to cast you two….GONE!!! yup…now after ur sissy crying no one will even think of giving you two a chance. How about you put some fevicol, and come with a bang and surprise all, with a good matured, romantic saga. You both can deliver goods, that much we all know, why not show some confidence, hell this will do good to this girl too.
And since you crying like a wolf..…why didn't you think of this before. 4 maut after maut you have given me.
1. Tashan – I know you were all joshed up to show all, look I have caught a young murgi. We gonna paint the down red…HOT we are. NOT …..SMOKED. dhuan. You were the weakest of all in the movie. Maybe u were the reason movie bombed.
2. Kurbaan – yup…when the first poster came, with barebodied saif, and kareena licking the dipping blood, I wanted to control myself, saying briahna ..no, no, don't get all excited. Yaad hai tashan ka chaata. But couldn't stop. AGAIN…smoked!! Dhuan. All those heavy making out and everything went down the drain. No matter how much you both wanted to sell yourself, NAHI from janta.
3. 007 aka agent vinod – listen everyone epic is on its way. Tsuanami, bhookamp is coming. Brace urself. Get ur tickets for FDFS. Yeah right …. how can I forget 2 solid chaatas, tashan/kurbaan. I was really really worried. I took a grip of myself, said control briahna, control. Nope.. fdfs this time. I will wait for the reviews, but tell the truth there was a crises in family too. I thought good timing. The reviews arrived….and guess what by noon agent vinod was declared W#F vinod.
It was the biggest zor ka jhata of all. Then I heard, oh these stupid Indians, don't know anything about movies. They didn't understand the movie.
I started feeling it again. I thought, maybe saifs intelligence has arrived finally! Maybe this is an indian inception, and stupid ppl didn't get it. After all…its hard to samjho such movies. I ran to the theater AGAIN, here I come bebo, rok jao. And what I saw for good 2.5 hrs, the camera covering saifus right, left, center, middle, up and down. At times I felt he was singing to me: kya meri pant hai sexy , meri jhooti hai sexy, mer i NOSE has sexy…….! Tell you it was tough, but I stayed till the end and sipped this poison. Why cos, I wanted to become strong to fight a battle afterwards. And btw.. where was bebo….ohhh she fell on the floor during dil muft hai….never recovered. When the show finished, I took a hammer and made it official: W#F vinod. HISTORY.
And you think these 2 have played enough with my emotions, think again. When tashans and kurbaans didn't work, they decided to take a different approach. Yes …coming ANIMATED. Some roadside romeo shyte. abb jaanwar bann gaye.. Hadh hogayiii…..woh bhi FLOP. And bechaari briahna …yeh bhi gayi theater meh dekhne. I thought maybe god will do some chamatkaar, this will create history….hattt…ghantaaa .
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