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Hellooo Pagalon!
Aaj aapke host aur dost aur TM Tonmoy, bittu the chaiwala ko milne North pole ke sabse popular Veterinary Hospital gayi hain to isli...tsss tsss main aap logon se shama mangti hoon, main Tonmoy ji ki tarah hindi main acche se baat nahi kar sakti! Secret ki baat bataon, Tonmoy is the sister of Silcencer akka Chattur Rammalingam, thats why she speaks such an out of the world Hindi which nobody except Keshu the great and Priya the cheerleader understand(At the thrid reading, pileejjj)
So i welcome u again in your daily show on your favorite channel Radio Pagalpantey with your new Rj Keshu khabri!
So today's zabardast and eyes popping headlines are;
@Tonmoy- Our sources revealed to us that Tonmoy, our previous Rj, was seen rolling on the floor yesterday in the IPK forum, without any logical explanation about it!!! Apparently her disease was passed on to many members as they followed her and started rolling on the floor thus causing an earthquake in the Pacific ocean!Yes, you heard it right an earthquake in the Pacific Ocean, as they said Nothing is impossibleShe was then banned by our sour or sweet or bitter member causing a drought in The Yamuna river with all the non-existant tears of members!
@Priya has proved that she is in love with our mental sana baba!And she does stalk him/her from the coconut tree she is at!Our cheerleader warned many times that she will be going on a longish break, but due to her love sana baba being surrounded by bootiful kanya's she feared and never went away!Also, she proved to be mad when she broke her PC bcoz Toni was rolling on the floor and she couldn't roll on the floor bcoz she was on a coconut tree
@Chatali has been proved to be a very non-reliable person yesterday which made her shameful causing her continuous disapearance from the Pagalkhanna! Chaitu has dragged a new member here- Sammara who is yet to prove that she is mad! According to my insides information which i got from my mother's father's brother's sister's grand grand grand grand daughter, Chaituji has been constantly stalking our new member Sammara!Sammara ji is requested to stay in the igloo with doors shut bcoz anytime Chaitu ji may attack her!
@Tish, Noori bid us bye bye before even saying Hello hi!Their non-existant entries have made our TM exasperated!
@Jaya made an entry declaring that she is madly in love with Naitik, Yes Naitik from Yeh Rishta Kuch nahin kehta!Then she dissapeared apparently coz of her scheduled date at the roadside dhabba in Goregaon!So Jaya is not expected to be here anytime soon coz well, i forgot to tell u that the roadside dhabba has a roadside Farmhouse containing a bowl with different kind of pests!!!
@Sana the baba ko zoor ka jhatka laga!The poor lady or man has undergone a very very very traumatising incident thus upsetting her current state of mind! She has been tansferred to Ram Dev baba to receive ispecial treatment thus making our hottest acttress cum dancer Rakhi Saawant pretty upset on the news of competition!
@Gayu ji didn't make any ispecial apprearance despite our millions PMs!She is becoming a tantrum queen!On the contrary Minal gave a small appearance owing, apparently becoz Toni has agreed to clear Minal's exam!!!!!!
@Aditi- A member from the pagalkhana revealved to us that Miss Aditi was seen with Mr Giraffe in in the wilderness of the Andrew's forest!Apparently they were on their rainingmoon!But now both are back and will try to be active in the Pagalkhana!
@Iruni has made Toni and Priya aware of her school condition and both of them are eager to join that school only for Masti's sake! They are applying for the first grade class becoz it is the cheapest! Apparently these two are grown up adults, but dil to baccha hain ji! Also, they have their own ulteriour motive which our sources have failed to find! Iruni informed us that most of the pupils sleep in her class, but she didn't tell us that she gives her frnds ispecial isleeping pills so that she can be the only one to follow the teacher's explanation, thus the only one to clear the exams!Pretty smart of her!!!!!
So wid all these news Keshu takes ur alvida! And yeah, we recently got the news that Toni has just proposed to Bittuji and the latter accepted!So congrats to her! I really hope she is back soon from her pre-pone honeymoon!
Ok this was my lame attempt at being funny and i know i failed badlyðŸ˜ðŸ˜I dont mean any offence to any of the names i used above, it's only a joke!!!😆😆
Note from tonmoy-i was thinking that we need one thread everyday..and making a new thread is a pain in th ass...so if we like make three thread at the same time and name the same and pic and those belongs to the same person then we have like 450pages and we need to make 2 thread ..what do u two think...
Love you all!
Keshu!!!😳
Anupamaa
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