Hotty : I am bored
Happy : Shave then.
Hotty : What The.
Happy : You said, you are a beard.
Hotty : Shirt Up.
Happy : Ok. I will shut up.
Hotty : When I say Shut Up you pull my shirt up and now when I myself say shirt up you want to shut up.
Happy : Have you looked at your face and your head.
Hotty : Yes. Pantene. Wink Wink.
Happy. Even if you say Panty, by the time it escapes your mouth surrounded by hair, it sounds like pantry.
Hotty : I am hot no matter what.
Happy : Says who.
Hotty : The people who understand me.
Happy : Who are those. Give me some names.
Hotty : Fairy_Barun_Arnav, Ian, the one whose name starts with the word that ended my first sentence above.
Happy : What happened to them.
Hotty : They read my eyes and got blinded.
Happy : No wonder they find you hot. I wish they could see.
Hotty : They can see.
Happy : But you said, they were blinded.
Hotty : That is a figure of speech.
Happy : Are you taking TOEFL exams?
Hotty : Yes. I am doing a homeless man role in a Hollywood movie called Hairy Conspiracy Theory.
Happy : Who is directing it.
Hotty : It has One Million Directors.
Happy : What is it about.
Hotty : It is about how conspiracy theories turned a SP Call Operator from being a Brainy Domesticated Husband to a Hairy Homeless HasBeened.
Happy : But what will One Million Directors do.
Hotty : They will all direct and then release it and watch it and make it super hit.
Happy : Clelver.
Hotty : Yes. Unlike that loopy.
Happy : What did Loopy do now.
Hotty : She keeps writing about imaginary people Hotty and Happy in her What the fictions.
Happy : Well, it is fiction so it has to be imaginary.
Hotty : But stalkers will read between the lines and get all agitated like clothes in a washer and will be frothing from their mouths due to the agitation.
Happy : Ok. I will have Loopy edit it out.
Loopy : Edited.
Loopy : Congrats to me myself and I for going Red from Green.
And all of you,
But Please
Edited by stafhtad - 12 years ago
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