Yeh hamari youngest friend.. 😳 Hum sab mein se i-f ki oldest member hai vaise! 😎 Wah bete.. Bachpan se inhi kaamo mein lagi hai! 👏
Anyways.. Before I wish you on your b'day.. I want to confirm tujhe yaad toh hai na ke b'day aaj hi hai? 🤢 Vaise bhi tere itne exams hote hai.. Aur aajkal toh mujhe lagta hai tujhe unhi ke dates yaad hai! 🤓
Yhh! Yhh! (Your ishtyle 😆) Mujhe pata hai itni rant mein abhi tak wish nai kiya But I can take my own time.. UK ki ghadi thodi slow hai.. 😡 Vahan 12 bajne tak wish aa hi jayegi! 😎
Chalo, lets go about the b'day thread in the traditional b'day thread way! 😳 Itne b'day threads dekh hai in my 3 years i-f-ing career 👏 (kitni badi achievement lag rahi mujhe vehlapan bhi 🤣) ke ab b'day thread rulebook ratt gayi hai! 🤓
Tradition no.1: Praise the b'day girl
Toh anji is our personalised Google search, currently out-of-order quote&reply answering machine.. 👏
Kabhi bhi koi bhi purane article, IV, pic ki link chahiye, you know whom to ask!
Aur koi cheez samajh nai aayi toh wait, anji apne UK time ke hisab se aayegi, tumhari neend kharab karegi par tumhe saare answers de degi! 👍🏼
Vaise khud dus baje so jati hai voh alag baat hai! 🥱
Uske bed time pe out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation she'll say one bye and wooosh! Hawa mein bhoot ki tarah gayab! 😲
Aur yahan hum hai, 12 baje se bye bolenge tab jake raat ke teen baje ek tab bandh hota hai!🤣
Aur aapki taarif mein kya farmaun mohtarma.. Aap toh itni sweet hai ke yaha sabka ladla baccha banke rehti hai.. 😳
Shibzy ki sukh-dukh ki saathii..⭐️ Controversial ho gaya tha voh line! 😆
Pranii ki dearest.. Though she always "misses" you..
Olly ki harkato ko understand karne vali..👏
Your badi behen.. Gosh! I still remember your badi anjali, choti anjali essay! 🤣 Uski toh jaan tujhme basti hai..❤️ Uske saare drame jo jhelti hai tu! 👏
I guess only you possess this strength to reply to every sentence from the speeches that your badi behen gives! 🥱 Been consistently doing it for years now! Kudos! 🤣
And teri new friend divi bhi teri cuteness define karte nai thakti.. 😈
And me.. I'm already taking the efforts to write this.. Judge my pyaar yehi se! 🥱
You know how much you mean to us baccha! 🤗
Okay moving on..
Tradition no.2: say emotional things about your rishta with the b'day girl..
You're our V*** saathis ki jaan jaana.. ❤️
Always kept us so close with your sweetness..😛
From KL to ML.. Fb groups to message threads.. We've grown from strength to strength! 🤗
Our vitual bond is stronger than real sisters.. ❤️ or BFs or GFs or whatever.. 😆
Hum sab apne apne HMs pe UK aa rahe hai tujhse milne.. 👍🏼
Now if anyone reading this didn't think it was emotional enough.. You're heartless! 😳 This should've made you cry.. 😭
Chalo.. Now atleast pretend you did.. 😡 Here.. The tissues..
Tradition no.3 the gifts!
Ab jab we have super talented people like Shibzy and olly in our group.. You're going to have awesome gifts..
These and lots and lots of love.. ❤️
And this.. Someone literally pushed her limits to get this one right..
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mFzm91eqOI[/YOUTUBE]
Credits to our shibzy and olly.. 🤗
And finally..
Tradition no. 4: the wish!
(Dekha main bhooli nai thi..😆 )
So wish you many, many and many more happy returns of the day, month, year life! 🤗
Wish you all that's good! 😳
May the bad side of the world never touch you.. And your innocence remain unaltered forever.. ❤️
Our hearts burst with good wishes for you can't even put them in words! 😳
Love ya baccha.. 🤗
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ANJI
