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Bonjour (attempts to sound exotic so you can picture a beautiful Aishwarya Rai-Megan Fox kind of keyboard warrior that somehow ends up being French in her dreams). So I absolutely SUCK when it comes to romantic scenes. Either I will end up grabbing a pillow and screaming into it from the sheer disgusting cuteness of the scene OR I will laugh after noticing something amusing. The latter always ends up ruining the mood for me. I much prefer squealing into my pillow, rewinding the scene, squealing AGAIN (despite knowing what is in store), than I psychoanalyse their eyelock, rewind the scene again and eventually fall onto my knees, sobbing hysterically to the carpet BEGGING mother nature to plant out a gorgeous man like the hero for me!
Usually the only plant that gets plucked out for me comes in the form of an insect that had been recently chilling on my carpet. True story. I recently had done my rounds of squealing than I once again fell to the ground, cheeks resting on the carpet, pillow in my arms and I drooled over the hero *Twitching occasionally*. Than my Aishwarya Rai eyes caught sight of a spider seductively prancing towards me and the whole room was filled with my screams.
POINT IS! The most recent Asad & Zoya scene had me laughing. 😳
Apart from the fact that realistically, it would have been ME holding Asad imprisoned against his will. And it would have been ME who drugged him into saying Qubool Hai. But since the drama demands some attention to the heroine, I will allow this obvious UNREALISTIC Blooper to pass with a blind eye. LMFAO! And had Asad been the one with the injured/cut hand, I would have torn the world into pieces. Does humanity not know how RARE it is so to find a man with feminine nice pretty hands? Clearly not.
So Asad came to the rescue blah blah blah. I couldn't help but wish that some unknown Bollywood wind would come and BLOW her veil off. The fringe did not look flattering. She looked so much prettier without it. Yes I am superficial but damn it, if the scene is supposed to be romantic and the hero is all in his staring mode then please make it look attractive. I almost went to Prena and Kashish and begged them to share some of their winds with the promise to return it back, guaranteeing that it will help fly their saaris and red dupattas off.
You know what? Screw the attractiveness. Here is the main problem! I could not for the life of me drool or squeal when he had her lifted in his arms. Reason being? The two blood smear/marks beneath her lips was a MAJOR distraction. The moment I saw them, I could not help but picture her as a Vampire. It literally looked like she had just finished drinking blood from her victims and the blood had dripped from her fangs onto her chin. 🤣
Apart from the fact that realistically, it would have been ME holding Asad imprisoned against his will. And it would have been ME who drugged him into saying Qubool Hai. But since the drama demands some attention to the heroine, I will allow this obvious UNREALISTIC Blooper to pass with a blind eye. LMFAO! And had Asad been the one with the injured/cut hand, I would have torn the world into pieces. Does humanity not know how RARE it is so to find a man with feminine nice pretty hands? Clearly not.
So Asad came to the rescue blah blah blah. I couldn't help but wish that some unknown Bollywood wind would come and BLOW her veil off. The fringe did not look flattering. She looked so much prettier without it. Yes I am superficial but damn it, if the scene is supposed to be romantic and the hero is all in his staring mode then please make it look attractive. I almost went to Prena and Kashish and begged them to share some of their winds with the promise to return it back, guaranteeing that it will help fly their saaris and red dupattas off.
You know what? Screw the attractiveness. Here is the main problem! I could not for the life of me drool or squeal when he had her lifted in his arms. Reason being? The two blood smear/marks beneath her lips was a MAJOR distraction. The moment I saw them, I could not help but picture her as a Vampire. It literally looked like she had just finished drinking blood from her victims and the blood had dripped from her fangs onto her chin. 🤣
The moment I saw the blood marks, I could take NOTHING seriously. I am so immature 😳
Regards Samira
P.S. She has nice lips though 😆
P.S. She has nice lips though 😆
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