Funny os: Krishna,pratigya & me pt2 updtd.

Mumbai:-

Krishna: yaar rahul...jab se meri shaadi hui hai tab se meri biwi mujhe apne se dur hi nahi rakhti..

Rahul: ye to achchi baat hui na..!!

Krishna: Ye kya achchi baat hai !! Meri zindagi to bas ab meri biwi ki bahon tak hi simat kar reh gayi hai..na main apne dosto ke saath ghoom sakta aur na hi me apne kaam ke liye bahar ja sakta...


Rahul: Aisa kyun??

Krishna: Are yar kyun kya !! Wahi indian ladies ka typical dialogue 'tum baahar ja rahe ho to me bhi tumhare saath jaungi'... Yaar had hai ghar me to mere se chipke hi rehti hai...bahar bhi use mere se chipakna hai...

Rahul: Krishna yaar tu dukhi mat ho...pati-patni ka rishta hota hi fevicol ki tarah...chahe koi kitna bhi chhutane ki koshish kare wo asaani se chhut ta nahi hai...

Krishna: Fevicol se yaad aaya...jabse dabangg 2 movie ka fevicol wala gana aaya hai us din se meri biwi ye gana mere liye roz gaati hai...

"Mere photo ko seene se yaar chipka le saiyyan fevicol se..."

Ab tu hi bata wo itni badi meri aankho ke saamne 24*7 rehti hai to photo ko seene se chipkane ka kya matlab??

Rahul: pratigya bhabhi tujhse bahut pyaar karti hai esiliye ye gaana ga diya...ab pyar me to samajh nahi aata na ki kis gaane ka kya matlab hai...kyunki pyaar to andha hota hai...

Krishna: Rahul , me pratigya se kuch dino ke liye azaadi chahta hun...koi acha rasta bata mujhe bas..!!

Rahul: jo insaan khud apni rasta se bhatka hua ho wo dusro ko kya rasta dikhayega..!!

Krishna: kya matlab..??

Rahul: tu es baat se dukhi he ki bhabhi tujhe apne se dur nahi karna chahti aur ek main badnaseeb...jo es baat se dukhi hai ki mujhe meri biwi apne pass nahi aane deti...aane deti hai to sirf ghar ke kaam karwane ke liye ...yahan tak ki ghar ka khana bhi main hi banata hu...

Krishna shocks...

To be Continued...

Krishna: what...??? I can't believe it..!!

Rahul:U will hav to believe my friend...its true...

Krishna: Rahul, me tujhse bahut hi naraz hu ...tu do saalon se khana banate aa raha hai aur tune mujhe apne ghar invite bhi nahi kiya !!! Hw mean u r !! Aaj se ham dono ki dosti khallas !!

Rahul: Yahan me tujhse apne gam share kar raha hu aur tujhko mere hath ka khana khane ki padi hai !! Hw mean u r !!

Krishna: Sorry yaar me to bas aise hi...

Suddenly krishna's mobile rings...he sees an unknown number on screen...he receives his call...

Krishna: hello..

"hi krishna darling..!!"

Krishna:Aap kaun..??

"Kya krishna!! Itni jaldi meri awaaz bhul gaye..!!! Tum to meri awaaz ki tareef karte the...kehte the ki meri awaaz lakhon me ek hai...aur ab tum hi wo anokhi awaaz bhul gaye..!!!"

Krishna: Maine aaj tak kisi ladki ki taraf aankh uthakar bhi nahi dekha to tareef kya khaak karunga !!!

"Acha !! Aisi baat hai to phir tum kohinoor restaurent me ek ladki ke saath kya kar rahe the ???"

Krishna: Are wo chahe koi bhi ho tumko esse kya !!! Pehle ye batao tum kaun ho...tumhara naam kya hai??

"Me shivangi tumhari mashooqa...!!"

Krishna: Main kisi shivangi ko nahi janta...aur ab main phone rakh raha hu...bye

Krishna cut the call...

Rahul: Arey kaun thi !!!

Krishna: Koi nahi yaar jabardasti gale pad rahi thi...

Rahul: Tu to hai hi itna handsome ki koi bhi ladki teri diwani ho jayegi...

Krishna: yaar tu mujhe nazar mat laga...ek hi to quality hai mujhme wo bhi tu nazar laga raha hai...yaar agar pratigya ko pata chal gaya ki aaj kisi ladki ka mujhe phone aaya tha wo to mujhe zinda hi zameen me gad degi...

Rahul: bhabhi tujhe zinda zameen me kyun gadegi !!! Tu bhabhi ko kya pagal samajh raha hai !! Agar bhabhi ko tujhe maarna hi hoga to kya zehar dekar nahi maar sakti !!

Krishna: Rahul tu ye kya bol raha hai tune kya mujhe maarne ki supari de rakhi hai !!

Rahul: Nahi yaar me to tera dukh baant raha hu...es mushkil halat mein me tera saath nahi dunga to kaun dega...chal kuch sochta hu...

Krishna: sochne ke liye dimaag chahiye jo ki tere pass hai nahi..

Rahul: "idea" !!!!

To be continued..

are you married Rahul ? 😆 btwn a nice start man ...

Originally posted by: PiE-ChUcKeR_AmI

are you married Rahul ? 😆btwn a nice start man ...

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No...bt hone wala hu..😆
Nd thanks for appreciate..😊

its my first os so if u like my writing...then press like button..

if i get 5 likes i will continue it...

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Very funny!!!
Rahul, its ur first attempt...u totally rocked...really wonderful !!!
Good work!!
Nd pls continue it...

Originally posted by: abhishek_kriyaa

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Very funny!!!

Rahul, its ur first attempt...u totally rocked...really wonderful !!!

Good work!!

Nd pls continue it...

youth FF hai hume toh achaa lagega hi 😉😆

@amit
Sahi kaha bhai...youth ff hai tabhi to acha laga...aur jahan tak mujhe pata hai ye ff sirf aur sirf boys ko pasand ane wala he...girls ko shayad nhi...

Originally posted by: abhishek_kriyaa

@amit

Sahi kaha bhai...youth ff hai tabhi to acha laga...aur jahan tak mujhe pata hai ye ff sirf aur sirf boys ko pasand ane wala he...girls ko shayad nhi...

afterall boys will be boys 😆

Originally posted by: PiE-ChUcKeR_AmI

afterall boys will be boys😆

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Aur bro tum apna ff kab update kar rahe ho.?? New year par??