Friends, if you have a very good sense of humor then only you'll get it... so please, if you are sentimental types don't read this. Save yourself from the tortureš
I was reading Ganesha's Sweet Tooth to my babies... they were enjoying looking at the pics and I enjoyed reading it and was watching too much AnSh's bidaai on You tube ...so I guess... ...it is amalgamation of thoughts or jumble of ideas. Then I woke up very early this morning and was reminded of Gina darlings Ghodi OS & Shiv's gluteous maximus troublešš. So Tooth & GM and early morning duty everything was playing while I was writingš... so this hotchpotch OS which is not topnotch š.
But I tried and this is my first & last OS...dedicated to Vedo, Sangs & Ginaš³
Kissa Toothbreaker Ladoo ka...
AnSh in Kesar Baagh''..
All the rituals totally drained Shivā¦ā¦.he was yawning away. His mom noticed and asked him to go take shower, change and rest. Well, little embarrassed Shiv asks his Mom aur Anandi jiā¦... ''Vo bhi kaafi thak gayi hongi". His mom said that now she has to press my & Meenu's feet (tel malish). "Yeh sabse zaroori rasam hai', poor Shiv has never felt so lost in his entire life. Yeh mom ko kya ho gaya hai? Meenu came to Shiv's rescue nudged Ira saying, "Didi aap bache ki jaan logi kya?" And together Ira & Meenu burst into laughter and pushed Shiv saying, "You go from hereā¦ā¦.we'll help Anandi change & rest now." Shiv was relieved but left bit disappointed at the sudden separation. Took shower and hit the pillow and went into deep sleep. Ira had to go and wake him up saying that he slept like a log and should wake up as it is dinner time now.
Well, Shiv comes down and was sitting in anticipation at the dinner table. Just then Ira got Ajee and made her sit next to Shiv, so finally Ajee got her rightful place next to her Shivji. It was quite awkward for Ajeeā¦ā¦sitting and eating while Ira & Meenu were serving. Shiv could read her discomfort, so he looked at her and leaning closer and whispered, "You look beautiful'. She looked at him and beamed and managed, "Thanks", ummm "aur aap bhi fresh lag rahe hai after a good afternoon nap."
He held her hand under the table and pressed it lightly to make her feel comfortable.
Ira was lovingly serving dinner to Ansh. Anandi being new member gets the first preference. Dinner was a quiet affair, all focused on food. Shiv and Anandi were both very hungry as they had not eaten anything the whole day coz of all the gherpravesh rasam then were so tired that they just slept. Shiv quickly gobbled down 6 puries, 2 bowls of chole and paneer and was eyeing for more (bhukkad) but as he glanced at Ajee,ā¦..she was looking at him wide eyed. So he decided to dive towards the halwa (sweet dish), now his sweet wife will not have any problem with him eating little sweet!
.Ajee felt that she was bursting at the seams. She had too much coz of Ira & Meenu's force feeding.
After dinner the famous Udapuri ladoos were brought on the table by Jamuna Kaki of Shiv. She said, "It is customary for the new DIL to eat this ladooā¦. Yeh ladoo hai hamare PYAR KA." Seeing the size of the ladoo itself Ajee was intimidated and thought, "God help me". Her smile froze and face dropped, as if somebody had sprayed DDT on it. Meenu sensing her worry, said, "Beta ek bite le lo bas." Ajee kabhi ladoo, kabhi plate, kabhi Ira, kbhi Meenu, kabhi kakiji ko dekhe. Kaki said, "Aaj he khana hai yahe baith karā¦.. So please start now."
Here Ajee was trying to gesture Shiv covertly that she does not eat ladoos . Before he could spring into action, real action started happening at the tableā¦..Chachi ji flew like a wind from one side of the tableā¦ā¦dived and pushed the ladoo into A jee's mouth. "Khao beta sharmo mat KHAOO!!". As she tries to bite the super jumbo jawbreaker ladoo, there a daant yudh inside her mouth btw the ladoo & her soft pearlsā¦. "Ouch!" Crack went a tooth! OMG daant ne daage de diya Ajee ko. Her soft and pearl like tooth, could not handle the hardness of the ladooā¦sob sob! Embarrassed and frustrated, visibly disturbed Ajee did not know to react. Trying to keep her composer she took the ladoo out of her mouth and placed it back on the plate next to her.
No sooner had she put the ladoo on the plate, her smart & lovefilled Collector Shaab Shiv, picked it up and put it into his mouth like a flash of lightning! Ajee did not know what happened in split seconds. Before she could react or say something the ladoo with her tooth stuck in it went inside his mouth. Shiv took a bite from the same place where she had taken the bite as he had heard, "Jhootha khane se pyar badhta hai." Everybody at the Shekhar's clapped at Shiv's gesture. Ajee was very embarrassed as well as MAD at him. He went chomp chomp and he bit on the tooth. He thought it is some special meva and said, " kuch hard sa meva hai isme," kakiji who had specially got it made with handpicked & washed dry fruits said, "dekho tho kya hai"ā¦ā¦Shiv clears his throat and says, "I think I swallowed it!" Holy Cow! Hearing this Ajee was dumbfounded with pool of tears in her eyesā¦ā¦absolutely lost and perplexed did not know how to react or what to say. She ran inside saying, "Aakh mai kuch chala gaya haiā¦.mai abhi aaye'', presumably to cry her heart out.
Shiv followed her like Mary's lamb and saw that she had locked herself in the bathroom and was crying hysterically. He was shocked, to see such a sight. He thought that she would be proud of him. He thought that maybeā¦ā¦she is too embarrassed. That's why reacting this way. He pleaded her to come out of the bathroom. She finally came outā¦..he was like "What h-a-p-p-e-n-e-d?" "I'm sorry if I hurt you, ya aapko kisse baat ka bura laga hai tho bataye na please." She composing herself said, "Kya batao, HUH!" Controlling her tears.ā¦."Mai aapko ishara kar rahe thee but you still ate the ladoo." " Tho mujhe laga jhootha khane se pyar badta hai." Ajee came strongly on himā¦."For now we have enuff love to surviveā¦.. CS hame filhaal aur Pyar ki zarurat nahi hai!"
Shiv was a little offended and his face dropped but what he heard next left him completely speechless, ''Aapne mera daant khaa liya hai". "W-H-A-T what did you just say?" "I think aap bahut tired hai, maybe you are hallucinating!" Anandi almost pushing him away with her elbow, "Me hallucinating?" Huh! "Fever mai bhi mai aapne hosh nahi khoti hoon." "Daant meraā¦ā¦khaya aapne, now who is being unreasonable?" Shiv absolutely perplexed ā¦ā¦."Mai aapka daant kise kha sakta hoon?" "It is not humanly possible!" " Maine aapko choo aa tak nahi and you are implying this now". "Well, if you have one set for showing one set for eating & one set for feeding others then only it is possible!" By now Ajee was at the end of her tether and said controlling tears and gulping her sobs ā¦."When I took a bite of that wretched gigantic ladoo, my carious tooth got stuck in it, bhoo bhooo ( Ganga & Jamuna were on hold) so I quickly and quietly took out the ladoo & put it back on the plate, thinking, I'll take out the tooth later by bringing the ladoo in the room." Now Shiv understood the severity of the moment. He was shocked and unable to reactā¦."u aap vo ----Kuch ----tabhi'ā¦ā¦.. he was absolutely incoherent. His thoughtsā¦"GULP! Did I really swallow her tooth?" Ab Anandi bol rahe hai tho hoga but ā¦ā¦.KAISEEE
Now what happened in the room is open for timeless interpretationsā¦ā¦.
Please use your energetic mind to decipher PMS (What did ya thinkā¦.It is pretty major stress). Will she go with him to the water chamber to find the pearl or will Lal Singh be summoned to test the Crappiest globalcanus and find the pearl? Lolz it is all fault of VERBOSEGšš
Love you Gina for corrupting my mindš³š
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Nerxt partā¦ā¦PMS continues...
GULP! I swallowed Anandi ji's toothā¦..HMMM
Will her toothy trouble lead to his intestinal trauma? Anandi's tooth was missing but Shiv's gut reaction was still disbelief, the story being harder to swallow than the toothy ladoo. "I can't believe that I swallowed your tooth with the ladoo." Anandi couldn't believe it either. "It's not that small tooth but a premolar," she told him, a bit defensively. But they could not let it go and switch off the lights and go to bed. Something had to be done about it. Shiv was still in denial mode but the case of the missing tooth had to be solved. After brain storming it occurred to himā¦ā¦ that they should first go to the hospital and get a x-ray done. X-ray will mark the spot and show the truth! He told Ajee to get ready, she asked, "WHY?" He said, "Hum drive ki liye jayenge." She said, "ABHI." He said, "Right nowā¦..no questions aap please tyaar ho jayeye and I'll go and tell Ma & Daddu." Anandi knew that Shiv surely has some plan to get them out of the sticky situation... Vishwass ka yeh hai bandhanš³
Instead of first night, Shiv proposed a trip to the local hospital for X-rays. It was only when the technician handed her an image showing the tooth inside him that Shiv accepted the truth. Anandi pulling his leg said, "CS it took a trip to the ER and a stomach x-ray to convince you anything was even amiss."
Pic of the X-Ray, see the pearl at the end & Shiv looking at it shockinglyšš Remedy
His expression on seeing the medical evidence of his predicament...
Then he promptly accepted to have all the prunes and high fiber cereal s of the worldš
After looking at the X-Ray with disbelief and shock a tender moment was shared btw AnSh. He gave her a sheepish grin and Anandi could not help but started laughing out loudly. When the Doctor came in ā¦..she was sitting with a big smile on the couch ā holding the X-ray of her tooth and Shiv was all embarrassed. The gentleman Shiv took the blame for the accident. Sheepishly asked the doctor, "Now what are we suppose to do?" The doctor patted Shiv and said, 'This too shall pass.' Looking at Anandi he said, "On your way back home buy a bag of prunes and a box of high-fiber breakfast cereal for cleansing the system. For your Anandiā¦ā¦"I'm writing a recommendation for a dentist who'll make denture for her in no time."
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Despite how crazy the situation was, how seemingly wrong it looked, there is no doubt that it is a perfect love. He is her TRUTH and the perfect love of her LIFE!!ā¤ļø
Adios Amigos for now have a happy and safe holidays!!
Pati Patni Aur Panga
