Top Harry Potter Quotes - Page 2

"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."

-Fred n George in PS and PoA

(Harry is reading Ron's letter) ...Thought I'd send this with Pig anyway.
Harry stared at the word "Pig", and looked up at the tiny owl now fluttering around the light fixture on the ceiling. He had never seen anything that looked less like a pig.

-JKR in GoF

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"

-Ron in PS

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." --Ron in GoF

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?" -Hermione in GoF

"We had to write about our hero at school Mr. Mason; I wrote about you."
-Dudley in CoS

"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."
-Ron in PS

Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

-Albus Dumbledore in HBP

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

-Fred in DH

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

-Peeves in DH