Dheer Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:-
"Dear Mr.Dheer Singh,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"
Dheer jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar Khushi hogee ki mujhay Amrika mein Naukri Mil Gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Dheer continued, "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa, par letter English main hai Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main Translate bhee kartaa jaongaa."
" Dear Mr.Dheer -----> pyare Dheer sahab
You do not meet ----> aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----> humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondence ----> ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----> phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----> bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----> aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya"
------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------
Dheer goes to a popular GYM in Jaipur sees an ad for a new
gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 KGS on
the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They
lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and
ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes
the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time...
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door
when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If I catch you, you're
mine."
------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------
Aditi praying to god,
Oh God,
Give me wisdom to understand Dheer,
Give me the love to forgive him,
Give me the patience to understand his actions,
But Dear God please dont give me strength, because if u give me strength,
"I Will Break his Skull"
------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------
One day when Dheer was flirting with jhooma in garden, he is stung by bees,
he runs to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
Dheer: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
Dheer: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
Dheer (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"
Dheer(innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
Forum Games
Current Affairs
Anupamaa
