Thanks for your wishes on the new thread! Part 40
Arnav: Di soch rahi hongi ki Chhotey ko workout karte-karte kuch ho na gaya ho!
Khushi(smacks his chest): Shubh-shubh boliye!
Before she could withdraw her hand from his chest Arnav grabs it and twirls her around.
Khushi(shocked): Arnavji!
He presses his form to her back & whispers huskily in her left ear: Shubh-shubh!
Then he nibbles her earlobe.
Khushi: Arrrnavvjjjiii, chhodiye naaa!
Arnav: Tumhe k..
He turns his face to the other side & sneezes loudly.
Khushi: Lag gayi naa sardi?Aur kariye apni manmaani!
Arnav: Khushi...
Khushi: Chhodiye humein!
Arnav (releases her hand): Chhodh raha hoon.. Daanto mat!
Khushi: Ek nahi sau baar daantenge hum! (ruffles his hair) Baal sukhaiyye aur kapde peheniye!
Arnav(salutes): Yes ma'm!
Khushi(glares): Mazaak soojh raha hai aapko?
Arnav(shakes his head): Mazaak nahi(inches his face closer) romance soojh raha hai!
Khushi lowers her gaze when his molten brown eyes gaze lustfully at her.
Arnav pecks her lips lightly.
Khushi: Aapp.. ko.. kap..de.. pehen.. lene.. chahiye.
Arnav(places his finger on her lips) : Ssshhh!
Khushi tightly squeezes her eyes shut.
Arnav tucks the loose tendril of hair behind her ear & is about to kiss her eyelids when he sneezes again.
Arnav: Excuse me!
Khushi opens her eyes & pushes him away.
Khushi: Poore hafte ka romance aaj hi karenge kya? Chaliye,ab taiyyar ho jaiyye! Aur humein bhi hone dijiye..
She goes to the cupboard and takes out a pink colored anarkali dress for herself.
Khushi: Yeh pehenna sahi rahega!
Arnav(approaches her): Yeh wali dress mat pehno!
Khushi(without looking at him): Kyun?
Arnav holds her arm & makes her turn towards himself.
Arnav: Tumhe yaad hai yeh dress tumne kab pehni thi?
Khushi: Ha! Pichhle mahine jab naniji ki saheli k yahaan Satyanarayan Bhagwan ki kathaa thi,tab pehni thi.
Arnav: Not that! Tumne yeh.. us din pehni thi jis mera kidnap hua tha.. Remember? Tum airport aayi thi.. mujhse baat karne?
Khushi somberly nods.
Arnav: Yes dress dekhta hoon toh.. mujhe woh hi din yaad aata hai.Kitni baar tumne mujhe roka lekin maine tumhari baat nahi maani. Aur main..
Khushi(interrupts): Bas! Un baaton ko yaad mat kariye! Hum yeh dress nahi pehenenge..
She is about to keep the dress back inside the cupboard when Arnav holds her hand.
Arnav: Khushi,I'm sorry! How I wish us din maine tumhari baat par yaqeen kar liya hota!
Khushi(cups his face): Arnavji,humne kaha naa,un baaton ko mat yaad kariye! Bhool jaiyye us din ko! Aur Aap abhi kyun sorry keh rahe hain?
Arnav: Maine bahut rudely behave kiya tumhare saath aur.. (hugs her)I'm sorry!
Khushi(hugs him back): Koi baat nahi! Aapko sach kahan pata tha tab?
Arnav: Woh hi toh tum mujhse kehna chahti thi.Lekin maine.. tumhari baat suni bhi nahi! Tumne kitni baar mujhe aawaaz di,mujhe rokna chaha! Main khud bhi rukna chahta tha! Lekin.. maine naa apneaap ki suni naa tumhari.. Main bas.. chala gaya andar.. Aur..
Khushi closes her eyes & the memories of that day flash infront of her eyes.
She blinks back her tears & runs a hand through his hair.
Khushi: Bas.. aur kuch mat kahiye! Bhool jaiyye!
Arnav breaks the hug.
Khushi(wipes his tears): Subha-subha yeh kaisi baatein lekar baith gaye? Abhi aapko taiyyar hona chahiye. Office jana hai ya nahi?
Arnav nods.
Khushi: Jaiyye.. apna suit nikaal lijiye.
Khushi keeps the dress inside the cupboard & takes out another dress, beige & pink anarkali.
Arnav: Khushi,yeh dress pehenogi toh main office kaise jaa paunga?
Khushi: Kyun?Ab isme kya kharaabi hai?
Arnav kisses her cheek before answering.
Arnav: Yeh dress tumne tab pehna tha jab..
Khushi(blushes): Ha,ha,pata hai! Waise.. (looks at the dress)Isse humara kaam bhi nahi banega! Koi aur nikaalte hain!
She takes out a black & red anarkali from the cupboard & shows it to Arnav.
Khushi: Yeh theek hai?
Arnav: Ha,theek hai.Par tum yeh saare fullsleeves dresses kyun nikaal rahi ho?
Khushi: Aaj toh pure haathwali kameez hi pehenni hogi naa humein?
Arnav(confused): Kyun?
Khushi: Inhe chhupaane k liye..
She points to the numerous love bites on her neck,shoulders & arms.
Arnav feels guilty after looking at the red marks covering her creamy skin.
Arnav(rubs a hickey): Dard ho raha hai?
Khushi: Nahi. Par aap ise chhedenge toh dard toh hoga hi naa?
Arnav places a soft,lingering kiss on the hickey.
Arnav: Breakfast k baad room me ice lekar aana.Main laga dunga..
Khushi: Koi zaroorat nahi hai! Do-teen dino me apneaap hi theek ho jayenge. Aur waise bhi,yeh koi pehli baar thode hi naa huye hain?
That statement and the way she casually says it pierces Arnav's heart with the result that it increases his guilt 10 times more.
Arnav: Sorry!
Khushi: Arnavji!!
Arnav: Bahut taqleef hoti hai naa tumhe meri wajah se?
Khushi (makes a sorry face): Kya bataayen? Pareshaan kar dete hain aap humein! Humari ek nahi sunte! (makes an even more sorry face)Bahut sataate hain humein!
Kabhi-kabhi toh hum sochte hain ki kaash..
Arnav: Kya?Bolo..
Since Arnav was on a guilt trip,his shaatir dimaag could not make out that his wife was in a playful mood. Thus Sanka devi continued to be the drama queen..
Khushi(sighs): Jaane dijiye! Humara moonh mat khulvaaiyye! Hum jo kahenge woh aap sun nahi payenge! Aapko... hum.. (shakes her head) Hum nahi kehna chahte kuch aur!
Arnav: Khushi bolo naa.. Kya problem hai tumhe mujhse? Koi issues ho toh.. hum dono saath me resolve kar sakte hain!
Khushi: Aapse kuch bhi kehne ka kya fayda Arnavji? Aap humari baat kahaan maante hain?
Arnav: Of course maanta hoon! Main maanunga!.. tum bolo toh.. kya problem hai?
Khushi: Woh..
Khushi could not control her laughter anymore & burst out laughing.
Arnav(shocked): Khushi!?!
Khushi: Humein maaf kar dijiye!(giggles)Par.. maza bahut aaya! Lard governer ki sitti-bitti gul kardi! Woh bhi humne!!(beams) Waah!
Arnav pins her to the cupboard and puts his hands on either sides of her, blocking her escape routes.
Khushi: Arrnavjji.. aap..
Arnav: Bahut maza aaya naa?
Khushi(looks at the poolside window): Lakshmiji!?!
Arnav turns towards the poolside in anger.
Khushi pushes him with all her might & escapes.
Arnav: Khushi!
Khushi runs towards the bathroom while Arnav follows her.
Khushi opens the bathroom door steps inside & is about to slip when Arnav catches her.
Arnav: Careful!
Khushi: Hey Devi Maiyya!
Arnav scoops her in his arms.
Khushi: Arnavji kya kar rahe hain? Chhodiye humein!
Arnav: Abhi chhodta hoon,ruko tum!
He takes her to the bed & places her in the centre of it.
Khushi: Arnavji aap..
Arnav: Bahut maza aa raha tha naa? Ab tumhe saza milegi!
He is about to lie on top of her when he sneezes,twice.
Khushi(tries to get up): Aapko sardi lagi hai!
Arnav(pulls the duvet): I dont care!
Khushi: Humein.. bhookh lagi hai!
Arnav: Itni der tak toh nahi lag rahi thi!
Khushi: Areh!! Arnavji.. suniye na..!
Arnav(clicks his tongue): Main toh tumhari koi baat nahi maanta naa? (lies on top of her) Ab dekho tumhe kaise pareshan karta hoon!
Khushi opens her mouth to say Lard governer when Arnav claims her lips.
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Later at the dining table..
Arnav sneezes thrice continuously.
Anjali: Chhotey achaanak zuqaam kaise ho gaya? Subha toh tum bilkul theek the?
Arnav: Relax di.. Medicine le lunga toh theek ho jaunga.
Anjali: Theek hai. Yaad se le lena. Aur.. tumhara nashta ho jay phir Khushiji ka nashta kamre me le jana.
Arnav nods.
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When Arnav enters the bedroom,he's surprised to find Khushi pulling the matress.
Arnav: Khushi,kya rahi ho?
Khushi: Gadde ko sukha rahe the..
Arnav: Breakfast kar lo.Woh sab baad me kar lena.
Khushi: Abhi kar dete hain. Chaadren badalni baaki hai bas..Koi aa gaya aur.. kisine geela gadda dekha toh kya sochega?
Arnav: Khushi,kha lo pehle.. Tumhe toh bhook lagi thi naa?
Khushi walks upto him.
Khushi: Ab yaad aaya aapko ki humein bhook lagi thi?
Arnav: Sorry! Main..
Khushi: Yeh achchha tareeka hai! Pehle manmaani kar lijiye phir sorry,sorry bolte rahiye!
Arnav: Khushi,maine manmaani isiliye ki kyunki tumne..
Khushi(interrupts): Humne aapse thoda sa mazaak kar liya yeh hi naa?
Arnav: Tum jaanti ho mujhse mazaak bardaasht nahi hota!
Khushi: Jab aap khud mazaak karte hain tab? Hum aapki patni hai! Zara si chhedkhaani nahi kar sakte kya aapke saath? Itni si baat k liye aapne dobara..
(sighs)Khair,chhodiye!
She takes the tray of food from his hands.
Khushi: Khana laane k liye dhanyavaad!
She keeps it on the table and goes back to tidying up the bed.
Arnav: Khushi,mujhse is tarah se baat mat karo! Maine tumse nahi kaha tha ki tum room me ruk jao! Tumhara idea tha yeh!Saath jaayenge toh achchha nahi lagega? Di kya sochengi?etc. etc. sab tumne kaha tha!
Khushi: Ha,ha! Har baar galti toh hum hi se hoti hai naa?
Arnav: Main iss baar ki baat kar raha hoon..
Khushi: Hum har baar ki baat kar rahe hain! Aap har baar yeh hi karte hain! Pehle saara gussa hum par nikalenge. Phir jab gussa shaant ho jayega toh humein manaane aayenge! Gusse-gusse me kya-kya keh dete hain aap aur kya-kya kar dete hain,koi hosh rehta hai aapko?Gussa aaya toh dobara woh sab kar liya! Gussa aaya toh airport par bina humari baat sune chale gaye! Gussa aaya toh shaadi kar li!
Arnav: Shaadi ki baat kahaan se aa gayi?Tumhe achchhe se pata hai ki mujhe tab kya laga tha? Aur airport ki baat ko bhoolne k baare me tum hi keh rahi thi naa?
Khushi: Agar aapko tab kuch laga tha toh humse baat kyun nahi ki aapne? Kuch bataaya ya poochha kyun nahi?Kyun humein ghaseetkar mandir le gaye?Kyun.. humse zabardasti woh contract sign karvaaya?
Arnav: Khushi,listen..
Khushi(interrupts): Nahi sunna humein kuch! (looks away)Aap office chale jaiyye Arnavji! Warna yeh jhagda aur badh jayega! Baat niklegi toh phir door tak jaayegi!
Arnav: Agar tumhe mujhse itni hi problem thi aur agar mera gussa tumhe itna hi khataktaa tha toh tumne tab kuch kyun nahi kaha?Abhi kyun keh rahi ho?
Khushi: Tab hum majboor the.. (gulps)Jiji ki shaadi bachaane k liye humein contract sign karna pada!Aur aapne humne dhamki di thi,yaad hai?Ki aap jiji ki shaadi jijaji se nahi hone denge agar humne aapse 6 mahino k liye shaadi nahi ki toh? Aur aap abhi..
Paayal(outside the door): Khushi..?
Arnav & Khushi r shocked beyond measure to see Paayal standing outside the door.
Khushi(checks herself): a.. jiji.. aao naa! Humare liye.. chaay laayi ho?
Paayal: Ha!
Khushi(takes the tea): Shukriya!
Paayal: Tum contract ki kya baat kar rahi thi Khushi?
Khushi: Woh.. hum.. Arnavji se baat kar rahe the.. Arnavji apne office k contract k baare me bata rahe the?
Paayal: Par humne toh yeh suna ki jiji ki shaadi bachaane k liye humein contract sign karna pada... Sach batao,kaisa contract hai yeh? Aur yeh.. 6 mahino wali shaadi..?
Khushi: Jiji.. woh.. hum..
Paayal(holds her hand):Chalo humare saath! Humein di aur dadiji se kuch baat karni hai!
Khushi: Jiji..
Arnav: Paayal..
Paayal: Maaf kariyega Arnavji! Hum aapki koi baat nahi sunna chahte! Humein jo sunna tha hum sun chuke! Chalo Khushi..
Khushi: Jiji..
She drags Khushi along while Arnav follows them.
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No precap. Kindly ignore typos & mistakes.PMs later. Translation page 5. Next update on 29th dec,Saturday.
Edited by Smita.M - 12 years ago
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