The problem with Rajeev Paul

1) You know whenever you achieve something in life and share the good news with your extended family or among friends there is always someone who congratulates you with a constipated smile. You can tell he or she is not happy inside but doing an act. Rajeev is that type.

2) These people are basically insecure with low self esteem from inside and to compensate for that they act extroverts, smart and brave. Now when someone comes and disturbs their fantasies (their life) the inner self comes out. At extreme level they show symptoms like saliva dripping from mouth, shouting, dehydrated face, facial muscle twitching but their classic symptom is "mera haath chor, chor de mujhe - all while themselves grabbing another person's hand".

3) What happened here is that this clown Rajeev aka pillu was playing the game very well. He thought okay Niketan looks like a baba who does not have any spine, Hrijesh participation is just like his other problem i.e. constipation (stucked), Nirhua is basically waiting for the next rickshaw to take him home and shukla's chance of winning is as much as chance of him having 19 girl friends i.e. minus 100. So in his mind he was Shahrukh/Aamir and Salman rolled into one. Such people are so much in their dream land that they even take humiliation in a positive manner. When girls would make fun of him this clown was thinking okay I am getting importance. This sorry excuse for a man was flirting and having a great time.

4) Now in came Vishal and Sana naturally being his friend drifted towards him. Now what happened? Yes you guessed it right. Constipated smile. Anyway Sana still give this joker some attention so he does not irritate her in return and that prevented Pillu from crossing the threshold and spared Vishal also who himself was not a real threat anyway. Therefore no fights happened. However Rajeev continues to back bite against Vishal.

5) When Imam came it was clear that he was more intelligent, smart, likable, funny and most importantly a trp generator. On top of that Delnaz treated him well and probably knew him from past. Pillu on the other hand was being mistreated for last 44 days by Delnaz but was putting an act.

Time passed, imam adjusted and pillu could not take it and was boiling and boiling inside. He was looking for an excuse to fight. That night Imam (while guarding the door) was actually saying Rajeev Bhai has a point but pillu was in another world. This clown was preparing an attack on him. He picked up a lame excuse and let it all out and I mean literally. Saliva was drooling from his mouth and this time it was not in context of flirting.

6) Imam though a very intelligent person still does not believe in physical violence at all. Now I don't believe it in either but if pillu were to do that to me then I would have slapped his dehydrated face so hard that this dosa would have spun for five minutes and would have been the first one in the history of Big Boss to get evicted by flying directly from inside to outside i.e. propelling over the wall. The next day headline news would have been

7) Coming back. Now again he was thinking ok I got the TRP and Sana and Delnaz will finally realize that I am too a man. They will sing MashAllah MashAllah chehra hai MashAllah. But nope. Unfortunately for him it back fired and Sapna/Delnaz/Mink and everyone else said AstagfurAllah and went after this idiot and supported Iman (who they don not like) and this shameless fellow further got cornered.

8) Ever since you just have to look at his and Imam's interactions. While Imam is asking for cigarettes, singing songs, having fun and being normal, Rajeevs' constipation is getting serious and serious.

9) Now let me tell you this Pillu. In this world of entertainment you either have it or you don't And here is a breaking news. Rajeev Paaal doesn't have it. Now stop disgracing yourself further and behave properly. Also let Sana and Vishal live their life. My request to you would be to look for a sushil kanaya above the age of 50 years because that is what your real age is. Even grand father AK Hangal looked better and fresh than you.

10) dello dello dello...I hope I have not made this dello ka pillo a martyr. That's another problem with these shahrukh wannabes. Everyone thinks of them as daar's srk. kkk...kiran. Well I aint Sunny Deol either who took 3-4 years to sort you out.

Thank You for hearing me ladies and gentleman. lol.