Newly appointed-Fun post...

Aap logon ke saamne main pehli baar aa rahaa hoon…khud ko introduce kar doon…mera naam Mr Rotlu Bajaj hai…'Script writer of EHMMBH…Newly appointed…'

Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai..main Befikri se Raaste mein chal raha tha…koi kaam nahi tha mere paas..Bajan Ping naam ka ek aadmi ki car beech raaste mein kharaab ho gayi…wo bahar nikla aur bola "uff !5 min notice par script writer kahaan dhoondoon"..

Mujhe Mauka mil gaya maine chauka maara…"Sir main hoon na"

"Tum ho to main kya karoon…Mujhe abhi ke abhi ek script writer chahiye samjhe mujhe chato mat"

"Sir..Wahi toh keh raha hoon aapki seva mein haazir hoon..bahut badhiya script writer hoon"

"Tum????..kya likha hai tumne??"

"Sir,Mere Mohalle ki saari aurtein mere likhe script ko padh ke apne pati ke saamne acting karti hain aur unke pati unhe extra money de ke jaate hai"…Uss samay mujhe khud par proud feel huaa

"sach yaar tum to phir chaa gaye..aaj kya abhi se tumhe EHMMBH ka script writer bana diya maine.."

2 Mahine se EHMMBH me likh rahaan hoon….maine har koshish ki hai EHMMBH ki essence banaye rakhoon…aap khud hi parakhiye…usse pehle ek baat jaan lijiye…Hamare show ka budget hila huaa hai aajkal..phir bhi

1.Swamini ke kaajal ke length,width and depth mein khoyi kami nahi ki..

2.Jeevika ke liye 15 bottles of glycerine extra rehte hi rehte hai…

3.aaj kal Karan ke liye different shades ke Revlon ke lipsticks late hai hum…kya pata kis din kaun sa shade lagaye wo…

Kahani mein bhi dekhiye…kitna variety hai..aur sab show mein Bahu shaadi ke baad Bahugiri karti hai…Par Manvi ko shaadi ke baad maine full time Jasoos bana diya hai…kuch din mein usse Goggles aur Hat bhi de dunga..

Romance ki koi kami nahi hai….Viren Apni Biwi ke khaane peene ka bharpur dhyaan rakhta hai…uske bolne ke pehle paani,khana de deta hai usko..

Aur VirMan Nok-jhok wale pyaar me PHD karenge…ladenge tab nok-jhok,Hansenge tab nok jhok,royenge tab nok jhok,soyenge tab nok jhok,nachenge tab nok jhok,gaayenge tab nok jhok…

Nok jhok matlab Virman...SP ne mujhe yehi guidelines di hai..

Hope main aapki asha mein sahi utar rahaa hoon..

Mujhe aashirwaad dijiye please…

Aapka Rotlu Bajaj.'script writer of EHMMBH newly appointed'😃

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Excellent post!!

Mr Rotlu Bajaj... Jindabad