MBpoems - jane meme

Todays MB poem enjoy ;))

Biwi tou ho gayee ekdum pyaar me lal lal
Yeh lagta hai hwatti tomater ka chaal chaal ;))

flash forward mein dancing with her hero
A month ago he was as awful as emperor Nero ;))

Bollywood husband ke laga filmy fever
she is dancing away like a busy beaver

everything looks shockingly red red
but sadly its mostly in biwi's head head

RK is feeling all puzzled
has biwi, my hidden sharab all guzzled?

He is totally spooked
biwi is totally hooked ;))

she caressed his face
he jumped back as if she had used mace ;))

on the red chair of pain
that 50 shades reading wasn,t in vain ;))

Aab to adhi biwi needs to see a doctor for her head
otherwise she may drag RK off to bed ;))

Mehndi for Sikki ke long life ke wishes?
LOL, Dipsy wants him dead or washing her dishes ;))

but Madhubala is doobing in premwala romance
With RK ka jacket usne kar liya dance

chemical biwi will give him love ka potion
RK will run a mile I have a notion

he is not ready to be her full time possession
his rockingwala chair is his only obsession

Furniture polish ka de do gift
to ishqwala love in RK's eyes will be swift ;)))

Madhubala aha we love it!
it is a fabulous hit ;))

jane Meme 23/11/12

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Today's mb poem ;)

RK ne bola Cut it!
Oh No! Damn it!

bag bag per likha hai naam
Jane ko de do, mein chalowonge 40Lakhs se kaam ;))

Nirupa Roy is happy that Madhu is Fine
RK has declared for better or worse adhi biwi is mine

Woh Ishqwala drooling look
That spells I am smitten in my book ;))

RK to doobing in Madhu ke naashili eyes
Phaad phaad ke dekhta, his eyes as round as pies

But Dipsy will not give up vamp role
she wants desperately to reach her goal

Madhu is all confuujed
RK has lit in her khaayalon ka fuse ;))

Devil or farishta
Jane ponders over a coffee in Barista ;))

yeh love ko kya naam doon
ooppss wrong soap jane u phool ;))

Eelo! bola Madhu ne, Jane ko hua flashback ;))
MSK wants his phone back ;))

Mirror mirror on the wall
RK asks who is the prettiest of them all?

red red shoes and red red shirt
Oh! My eyes do hurt ;))

ghoor ghoor ke ho gaye batata (courtesy Poopsie ;))
Yeh lagta hai bilkul hwatt tomater ;))

aab to ILU ke waiting
looks like Madhu and RK are dating

Ishqwala love is in the air
He better get a damn matching rockingwala CHAIR!! ;))))))))

jane meme 22/11/12

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Sikki's lament ;))

Biwi ne pehna sexy leopard print
Sikki ke ankhee ho gayee squint ;))

Prem se payal per lagaya haath
chance mil gaya so jaane biwi ke saath

but biwi ne pagal ko kar diya reject
Sikki ka ho gaya ekdum deject!

Poor Sikki will never learn
that for him Despo Dipsy doesnt burn

Paraya maal pe hai usske beady eye
out of Madhu she would like to make mincemeat pie ;))

Will she ever realise
that with RK there will be no sunrise

bechara Sikki pyaar ka maara
he desperately needs the hay hut and lanternwala ;)))

Jane Meme 21/11/12

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Today's MB poem
RK towers mein rahe ek Madhu aur char kaante
in-between stands RK quietly Madhu ko pyaar baate :))

from his big red chair he watches his adhi-wife
summing up to Bituji his trouble and strife

kaatil biwi ka full psychology report
poor Bittuji has nothing to retort

phoolan devi hai Madhubala
straight up, no hiding, ankhoyan se RK ko goli maara

Bhaatiya group of badmaash company (BGBC) ke kamina plots
chi chi! Despo Dips ka touching paraya maal ke dutty dutty thots! ;))

Idiot Sikki is utterly blind!
Jane wants to kick his bewkuff sorry behind!

shagun to kar diya Madhu by her own hand
char kamine kaante ka baaj gaya super LOUD band ;))

Jane is totally fida on MB team
this show is flowing like a fabulous dream ;))

Maalik ka kiya kaam
poor Madhu bhugte uske parinaam ;(

I would have love to see Maalik in half-nikker chaki pissing
MB team ko Jane would have been kissing ;))

Sausuma has now turned ulta
baadi baadi eyes se she thinks sab is phulta!

pre-cap mein RK is very philmy dying
haans haans ke Jane is crying ;))

fast fast khilwo ka hai yeh naatija
no reason for all to go gila pila ;))

poison is in BGBC's minds
Madhu ka return oh how it grinds!

Like Zeus, RK sits on his throne and does rule
Damn what a Hero, so COOL ;))

his thinking is faster then a Japani Supa Train
What a philmy deemag, shaatir notty brain ;))

Thank you CV's & Mr Raghuvir Shekhawat for yeh filmy bol
Damn good, keep going you are on a brilliant roll!

Jane Meme 16/11/12


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Today's Mb poem enjoy ;))

light the lamps, bring out the phataka's
RK has come back to create hilarious dhamaka's

Madhu is bahaying lots of Ganga Jamuna
Dips, Kuku and Sikky ka irrada hai kamina ;))

Dhake maar ke Madhu ko chawl, dipsy trying to return
but RK ka entry se jaal jaal se Dipsy does burn

piya ke bahoon mein Madhu is bumping
Pyaar se RK, Madhu ko is hugging ;))

RK, Biwi ko sending to top floor
he doesn't want to her see the blood and gore

RK has lays down the law
if they don't follow out they go I am sure ;))

Biwi ke eyes as big as pies
I am innocent to RK she cries! (melodramatic haina ;))

But he knows in advance
woh sab tha Sausurji ka chance

RK knows the asli Masterplan wale
they stand before him with their faces all kaale!

jane thinks they are as stupid as they look
if they keep Madhu in house, she will always look the crook ;))
(shatir deemag hai mera)

anymore attempts on RK's life
can be blamed on his adhi wife ;))

dane dane pe likha hai khanewala ka naam
RK knows his adhibiwi nahi karege kuch kaala kaam

Team MB thank you for a super show
this episode has an added Diwali glow ;))

Jane Meme ;)) 15/11/2012