Masti ki Paatshaala: Bigg boss
English Teacher Urvashi with a wooden ruler wishes all a good morning and starts the class.
All students: Good morning teacher.
Aashka: Teacher aapki chadi se darr lagtha hain.
Urvashi: chup, sit down and finger on your lips. Apni zubaan ko lagaam do. Monitor Dellu, u take care of the class. I will come in a minute.
Dellu: students, keep quiet' Hey aashka, next week monitor ke liye mujhe vote dena, main tumhara naam nahi likhoongi.
Meanwhile, niks hides aashka's tiffin box. Pillu pulls sana's ribbon. Mink sees this and starts her monster laugh.
Urvashi comes back: Who is that talking?
Dellu: Teacher, yeh mink hass kar rahi thi. Niks aashka ki dubba chupa raha tha aur pillu ne sana ki ribbon Keechi.
Mink: Teacher , yeh monitor bahut chupi rustam hai, khud baath karthi hai aur doosre ka naam lethi hai' aur teacher, yeh chup-chupke mummy-puppa khelthe hain. Chamchi kahin ki.
Urvashi: what mummy-puppa?
Mink: Teacher, yeh pillu- dellu khud ko mummy 'puppa kehthe hai aur sana ko baccha 'baccha bhulaate hain.
Ashka starts crying: Teacher, aap inki sunthe ho, meri nahin sunthe. yeh Pillu hamesha sab ladkiyon ke ribbon keechtha hain. inhe dard hota hai.Urvashi: I don't like all this nonsense, chalo, let me start my class. Students, tell me B for ??
Urvashi: yes vrajesh, tum bholo.
Vrajesh: Teacher , ek minute, apne pratipaad se poochtha hoon.
Urvashi: I don't have that much time.
Aashka: Teacher, B for BABY and Bitching.
Urvashi: Very good, U got it right, Also B for Back-stabbing.
Sapna: Teacher, C for caring, I care for my Aseem bhaiya.
Aseem starts singing: Phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.
Urvashi: Stop it. Yeh Sir Annu Kapoor ki class hai ya meri class?
There enters the new students : Vishaal, nirahua and Imam.
All 3: Good morning teacher.
Urvashi:Welcome students. And Imam, what is this? Tumne ladkiyon ki uniform mein kyon ho?
Imam: Teacher , mujhmein bahut talent hai, yeh mera performance tha.Main...
Urvashi interrupts: teek hai, teek hai.
The bell rings.
Nirahua sings: Meri school ki ghanti bhajthi hai, meri school ki ghanti bhaji, Meri school ki ghanti.
Karisma: Oh please, nira bhaiya, mere khaan phat gaye, please mute your song.There comes philosophy teacher Siddhu.
Siddhu: Supra bhaat bacchon.
Sapna: meri kadoos teacher gayi, acchi teacher aayi.
Siddhu: baiton bacchon. Aaj jo chapter sikhaane jaa raha hoon, uska sheershak hai ," Kaun karega Bhakwaas"
Imam runs to him, hugs him, touches his feet and says: Sir yeh, meri favourite chapter hai. Main phele bholoonga.
Siddhu: Main tumhaari utsuktha samaj saktha hoon. Let me explain first. Zindagi mein'
Imam: Sir, yeh jo Bhakwaas shabd hai, yeh'
Siddhu: Baccha, pehle main explain karoonga, tum mujhe bholne do.
Imam: Sir, yeh meri tauheen hai sir. Upar se aap meri taraf eye- contact bhi nahi rakh rahen the. Main iss class mein ek minute nahin rukh saktha. I can't hear to your bullshit ,man.
Siddhu: Kripaya karke aap, darwaaza ke baahar prasthan kijiye.
Imam: simply say GET OUT. I love it man, I was playing a GAME.
Sapna: Ullu banaya, bada mazaa aaya.
Siddhu gets angry. Meanwhile Saps comes running towards him.
Siddhu hides under the table.
Sapna: Sir, yeh gulaal or atom bomb nahi hai sir. Yeh chocolate hain. Meri b'day hain.
Siddhu: Main chup thodi raha tha, main toh chalk nikaal raha tha. Aavon bacchon, sab milkar janamdin manaye. Vishaal ,tum bhi gavon.
Sapna: sir , isme stamina nahin hai.
All the students celebrate the birthday.
But Siddhu sir is still angry....
Cryptocurrency
