Lol...hey guys....I found a list of realyl funny quotes by stars...ok before i post anythnig...dont take offence...because i didnt make this list..i jsut got it from a website...and it has almost all the stars in it...so i dont want any1 getting mad....and that person who put the list togather also added some comments which were funny...so i am gonna edit it and take out the comments....I am jsut gonna leave how it is:
Shahrukh
'I'd like to believe there's a little of Hitler and Napoleon in me. Even if I try, I can't be as selfless as Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa.'
Kareena about MPKDH
'I don't think any actress in the last 10-15 years has essayed such a deep role'
Preity Zinta
'Veer Zaara is a very progressive movie'
I thought this quote from Ajay was hilarious:
"You're dancing in Shikhar?
Yes, everyone has noticed that. I don't mind dancing as long as I can relate to the steps.
how the hell do u relate to dancing steps hahahahaha
Ayesha Takia
'I wont work with newcomers'
----- TU KHUD KYA HO?!
Tanisha Mukherjee about her bra in Neal Aur Nikki
'And by the way, it's not a bra, it is a bikini top. I think I have the kind of body on which that bikini top looks good.'
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BOBBY DEOL:'No, I don't feel any attraction to my heroines when I am doing any intimate scene with them. Because ont he sets I am robocop.'
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Urmila Matodkar
'People can't digest the fact that I am still sane, while everyone around is breaking down.'
Aishwarya on the Oprah show
Oprah:'We did a show recently where we were looking at women around the world, and we were talking to French women at a cafe. … They said [Americans] are all fat.'
Aishwarya: 'I'm from India, I wouldn't say that because Indian people, Indian people eat well, we're well endowed.'
Kareena
'I realized, I wanted to be an actress from the day I was "out" in hospital. I think instead of the word mom, I said the word "films".'
Priyanka Chopra:
'I don't want to be in adult films, please! I'm still a child. I want to go to Neverland and live happily ever after.'
Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.'
Tanisha
'What have I done as to provoke you to ask such a question? I look glamorous and not vulgar in Neal 'N' Nikki. I have done what a bindaas girl in Canada would do. Neither have I crossed the Lakshman-Rekha (line of demarcation).'
Anu Malik
'When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings.'
Sunil Shetty
'The Friday I give a hit, every top heroine will once again die to work with me.'
Karisma
'It took a lot of courage for me to do this role. It was very challenging. I had to wear sindoor'
A. R. Rahman
'If I were 25, I'd have had an affair with Celina Jaitly.'
Preity Zinta
'I've signed a film with Aamir, that is to be produced by newcomer Farhan Akhtar. He is Honey Irani and Javed Akhtar's son. I've met Aamir only briefly, but I've watched his films and consider him a fine actor. Actually, this film is very young. It is more my film than anyone else's really. I'm looking forward to it.'
Pooja Batra
'Taj Mahal is my comeback film.'
Esha Deol
'I will agree to do only two heroine or a solo heroine film.'
Shahrukh
'I truly believe that no actor can touch me.'
Mahesh Bhatt
'the film industry is full of copycats'
Rani
'I don't believe in love it just happens'
Amisha Patel
'While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another'
I'm the kind of girl who likes to be pampered, to receive a lot of attention. Maybe I never got that from any of my male co-stars.
- Sonali Bendre (Actress)
I've been told that I look like Aamir Khan... but I'm sure Aamir would feel insulted if he's told that he looks like me.
- Aftab Shivdasani (Actor)
Having this perfect woman look all the time, really gets to me.
- Twinkle Khanna (Actress)
I am a born killer. I kill with my wit. It's easy to be a clown. All you have to do is talk before you think.
- Preity Zinta (Actress)
Vivek Oberoi will be my last resort to cast in any film
- Ram Gopal Varma (Director, Producer) Kyun Viveik, Flop Ho Gaye Na? :p
I don't use my brains on the sets. I just listen to the director and try to blend with the film. If you stick out, you don't look like you're part of the film.
- Mahima Choudhary (Actress)
Most of my songs are so freaky that I feel embarrassed to approach Lataji. I feel they won't do justice to her reputation.
- A. R. Rahman (Music Director, Singer)
When I take my children to the zoo, I find 2,000 people staring at me. I know exactly what the animals there must be feeling.
- Sunil Shetty (Actor, Producer) AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA ZAAHIR SI BAAT HAY K LOGON NE BAANDRON K BAAP KO NOTICE KARNA HAY
We would be nowhere if we didn't belong to the dynasty of the Kapoors.
- Randhir Kapoor (Actor)
Arjun Sablok (director of Neal N Nikki)
People just want to see them in bed together, ripping off each other's clothes."
Tanisha:
I knew Uday, and the fact that he didn't have bad breath helped — so I was quite cool and comfortable doing it."
~Rashi~
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