RK n Bittu - The Diya n Baati Couple
After RK comes in his counsious, The 1st name on his mouth was Bittu...
RK - Bittu Ji Bittu Ji Bittu Ji
Bittu Ji - Chief Chief Chief
Bittu Ji - Ohh Mere Cheif
RK n Bittu - Kissing n Hugging
Bittu Ji -
Chief mein aap baat nahi karoon ga, Aap mujhe chod kar jaane wale thee iss wild duniya mein jahan log meri aur aapki izzat ke piche pade hain...
Chief agar aap ne dobara aisa kiya na mein aap ke sath kabhi Ding Dong nahi karoon ga, Phir bitana apni raatien tanha...
RK -
"Tanha Tanha yahan pe jeena ye koi baat hai Koi sathi nahi tera yahan ye koi baat hai, Kissi ko pyaar dede, Kissi ka Pyaar lele, Iss sare jamane mein yahi pyaari baat hai"
Bittu -
"Bichde abhi toh hum bas kal parson, Jinu ga mein kaise iss haal mein Barson, Maut na aayi teri yaad kyun aayi, Chaar dina da pyaar oo rabba badi Lambi judaai, Hayee Lambi Judaai"
RK - Bittu Mein aisa kabhi nahi karoon ga, Ab mein aap ko chod kar kahin nahin jaon ga, Par aap ne apna ye kya haal bana rakha hai
Bittu Ji - Aap ke gham mein, Maine ro ro ke bawla ho gaya, Itna toh Bhabhi Ji aur Aunti Ji bhi nahi royi...
Maine toh Ek widow ki tarah apni "Red, Green and Multicolour" Chudiyan bhi todh dii
RK - Ohh mere pyaare Bittu Ji, Aaj aap ke pyaar ki vajah se mein jinda hoon
Bittu Ji - Nahi Nahi Chief jab mein yahan par phoot phoot kar ro raha tha, Tab Bhabhi ji hi thee jinho ne aap ke liye Pray kiya, Barefoot Mandir gayi aur aap ko jeevan daan diya
RK -
Bittu Ji uski toh aap baat bhi mat karo, Aapko pata hai mujhe touch karne se pehle usne apna hand saree se wrap kar liya...
Agar koi aur hota like dipz toh Saree utar ke mere samne khadi ho jati...
Bittu Ji -
Saree utar ne kya fyada hota cheif aap ding dong toh sirf mere sath hi karte ho, Bhabhi ji ki toh aap dori bhi nahi bandh sakte...
Chief yaad rakhiye ga "Aap ke Ishq pe, Aap ke jism par sirf haq hai ikk mera"
RK - Ohh Bittu i know i am only ur's, Come here baby ohh sorry come here Bittu Ji
RK n Bittu - Kissing agn
Rk - Bittu ji Did'nt u notice my hairs, Its too sexy na, Do u wanna lick ma hairs
Bittu Ji - Ewww Chief appke hairs, Bura mat mann na but i would prefer licking ma own chest hairs
Rk - Okk Bittu Ji, Aaye na mere pass, Mein kab se taras raha hoon aap ko bahon mein lene ke liye
Bittu Ji - Ohh cheif same here, Aaj jayi Chief apni aur meri pyaar buja dijiye...
Apni aur Meri Banzar Zameen ko Gilli kar dijiye...
RK n Bittu - Aaj Barson baad iss jism par Baarish hogi
P.S - Its a Fun post so take it as a fun only n Ignore Sarcastic comments
Have Fun
Edited by *Shifali* - 12 years ago