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madmaxine

@madmaxine

Inactive

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Pee_News: When bladders go bust!

1).Bura mat dekho!

We don't do intimate scenes! Our body doubles are frying Jalebis under that blanket.

2). Bura mat suno!

HE is not quitting either. HE'll be on for 11/28/40/45 days. Or more. Or less. MJM will clarify next week and add fuel to the fire under the wet blanket.

3). Bura mat padho!

Don't believe what you read. We have hired PublicEnemy Relations to control our uncontrolled postings. We will unsocial media going forward. Only believe ArseBook. It farts and shits with amazing regularity. As for other outbreaks of our irrational exuberance on other previously undisclosed online sites, we wont be shitting there anymore, no sir. We only shit behind bushes that we know. Pee bushes are our favorite.

4). Bura mat karo!

"Ma Kasam" we will not talk to strangers. So you fans can unsubscribe our ArseBook. Only Phamily and Phrands are invited. Pee_News is the first invitee of course, being privileged with insider information.

Watch this space for more wikileaks. The stench of ammonia fills our nostrils, and we spread the lau.

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

Zor se Bolo Jai Mata Pee

Sab Milke Bolo Jai Mata Pee

Gaata rahe mera dil Pee hai Meri Manzil - FUZE BLOWN!

Humka PeeNi hai PeeNi hai Humka PeeNi hai, phir IF mein aake Saturday Shaam Jeeni hai jeeni hai Jeeni hai.

Dhol Wajda

Knock Knock

who's there?

PR who?

Obviously you don't know.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Maa

Maa who?

Maarketing is so easy peezy we have Zuckerberg on our team.

Knock Knock

who's there?

Gul

Gul who?

Gulaab has thorns that are stuck in my ass..

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ba-run

Ba-run who?

Ba run or else they will come up with Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi Bahu thi season 2.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Our Demands

1. BS not quitting

2. Quit BSing

3. Don't use Poison Ivy to wipe your ArseBook. Use toilet paper.

4. No Blanket Sex Scene. No Blanket BDs either.

5. I forgot

6. Bring LaLate MoHands-on director back. okie??

7. Shyamu Jerk off Marathon in Bathroom with webcam, next MahaEpisode

8. PoorLions not to expect ungrateful fans lau. Its hard to come up with gaffes week after week. Jai Ho PoorLions

Signed by

Petition Kumari OnePerHaftha

SPOILERZZZ

The much loved LaLate Mo'Hands-on director called me. He said, oh Serialulu (his love name for me), I enjvoied the Blanket Sex Scene.

Since Our Actors dont do intimate scenes -

we got together with Porky, Pixar and Cool and decided to shoot the Blanket Sex Scene with Gotham Heckday and HIS EGO.

It was one of the best LOVE SCENES EVER!!!!

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Praba

@prabbs

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Thank You MJM Ji To Promote our PH - You are the Pee R we never Had... 4Bandariya Films

4BANDARIYA FILMS HELP DESK

We only allow KUMBAL Me MANGAL...SP family Channel..

We play TOSS TOSS with our Leads during weekends.

We have Zee Stringers working for us in Weekends, for free...

We always have Arshi treats in stock to keep viewers Happy, in Emergencies..

We work weekends ... No worries..

We are the only PH who have Twirktz and NoFace Book Accounts.

We have a Ready made BEGGING MOTTO, You Have to, have to understand...

We Practice Throw a Lead in the Trench Techniques during Weekends.

WE HAVE MONKEY SUITS NOT ONLY FOR THE LEAD , BUT FOR OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK ZZEEKKRRRZZZ...

We have Our MASCOT BANDARIYA ZEEKKKRRZZZ...

We do Monkey Dance to MAHI VEYS, RABBA VEYS AND DABBA VEYS...

.We Don't Accept Bananas from Strangers...

OUR MOTTO NO MONKEY BUSINESS...

4BANDARIYA FILMS ROXXX, ALL THE BANDARIYAS ASSOCIATED WITH THIS PH ROXXX

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

My Mama told me when I was young

We're all born wikileakers

She also said baby swear on me

You'll always talk to strangers

There's nothing wrong with leaking false rumors

She said, make an IF post today

So make up news about quitting actors

Listen to me when I say

I'm truthful in my way

Coz Gul makes no mistakes

You're on the right toilet baby

Always pee this way

Ooo there ain't no other way

Baby you were born this way

You're on the right toilet baby

Always pee this way!

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sanja_here

@sanja_here

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

pee is credible...untill there is KIDney stone... but mumma said dnt pick stones...i swear !!!! 😆

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Risha J

@-Risha-

Inactive

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Hahaha I'm so glad you guys picked that picture. For some reason I found it incredibly silly (and funny, of course)

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Swati

@StormChaser

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

MJM- Awesome!

And loved it Mentyji! 🤣

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joenet1234

@joenet1234

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Ab kya boloun?
My brain is fried err.. it has leaked from my skull.
I had a dream last night. I was in my bed, alone, under a white kambal and suddenly a khatmal bit me. I woke up, saw a big rash in the shape of 'Z' on my right leg. I called Pee_News as she had exclusive insight on this rash from Bul-lehri who was the first victim. The rash got worse overnight, I called Bul-lehri and she released a statement saying she talked to Pee_News but the rash info was not supposed to be leaked. She also said the rash gets worse every time you talk to strangers. Now Bul-lehri is refusing to give me any more insight unless her landlord approves - who by the way is not available over the weekends.
In other "research" - it has been leaked that on Tuesday an acknowledgement of the rash will come from Bul-lehri and in the next 2 months the rash will claim all its victims.

(If you were expecting the above to make any sense, you really have been living in a bubble all this weekend. I suggest you stay in the bubble and never come out. The world outside of the bubble smells like Pee, Fart, Arse and Shit).

Edited by joenet1234 - 13 years ago