Rajveer comes 2 naina gungunate hue(the tune of hum honge kaamyaab)
Rajveer: Byagwaan se dua wo maangte yai, jinhe apne par bharosa nahi hota, aur main to yeh samajhta tha ki agar koi hai jisse apne upar sabse jyaada bharosa hai to wo Naina singh ko.....
Naina:Mujhe khud par bharosa hai sir, par apne..
Rajveer: par apne results par nahi hai.
Naina: Final gradings aa chuki hai sir, aur usme mera naam nahi hai.
Rajveer:Main jaanta hun aur iska matlab ye hua ki abhi bhi tumhare baare main socha jaa raha hai....
Naina: Yaani main is acedemy main rehne ke laayak nahi hun, par mujhe yahaan rakha jaaye ya nahi, is baare main socha jaa raha hai.
Rajveer: Har cheez ko do tarike se dekha jaa sakta hai, insaan ko umeed rakhni chahiye, kyunki umeed par jang jeeti jaa sakti hai aur waise bhi kahin tumhe is acedemy se nikaal ka, wo best cadet na khode....
Odourly: Sir brigadiour ne faculty meeting bulayi hai.
Rajveer: tum chalo main aata hun..
********In the Mess**********
Yudi: Mujhe ye log aise kaise nikaal sakte hai, shit man....
Ali: Lekin abhi aapki gradings nahi aayi hai
Huda: oye yudiye, tere or naina ka yahaan rehna to set hai, Dr. shalini ne kaha nahi, socha jaa raha hai....
Ali: Aur waise bhi guru, agar aap fail bhi ho gaye, to aapke mom dad aapko harward bhej denge, aapki life to dono taraf se set hai.
Pooja: Oye naina kahaan reh gayi, Dekha hum sab usse chod ke idhar aa gaye masti main, main jaa ke usse dekhti hun wo kaafi tension main hogi...
Alekh: Chal ali, apun ko bhi uske pass rehna chahiye..
Yudi: Hello guys, Kisi ko meri fikar hai, mere bhi grades abhi tak nahi aaye hai, aur dad aur mom ko to mauka mil jaayega, mujhe harward bhejne ka...
Hudda: Tu bilkul sahi keh raha hai
Yudi: I need u guys here, plzz
Hudda: Sabr kar..
Pooja: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai.....
Yudi: Fal?, i don't know fal, par mujhe shabri ke khatte bair jarur mile hai...
All cadets stares him....
Yudi: Ramayan...
Hudda: Oye tum log isse sambhalo, main jaa ke phoolan ko dekhta hun
*****Faculty Meeting*********
Suriji: Naina ke grades abhi tak nahi aaye...
Shalini: I'm sure ye jarur Major nair ka kaam hoga,
yudi, he's just too good, aur naina ne to test top kia hai
Dr. Ritu: Major nair kahaan hai?
Suriji: Acedemy se bahar gaye hai...
Rajveer: Hello guys
Oye waise ye meeting kis liye hai?
Dr. Ritu: Captain rajveer ka kehna hai ki kamjor cadets ko ek mauka milna chahiye.....
Lolita: Come again,
Rjveer: Naina singh ki kaabiliyat, usse hum sab achchi tarah se jaante hai, lekin ek gunzaaish hai ki unhe mere saath ek test karne ka mauka diya jaaye, comeback simulation test
Lolita: M sorry sir, Par aap sirf Cadet naina singh ke baare main soch rahe hai, Cadet sahani ka kya?
Rajveer: Main sab cadets ko dhyaan main rakhkar soch raha hun, Cadet singh ka naam maine sirf ek misaal ke taur par liya hai.
Suriji: I'hv a question sir, aapko nahi lagta ki ye drill 1st year ke cadets ke liye hai, aur baaki saare cadets ki test ke liye taiyaari bhi puri nahi hai
Rajveer: Jee bilkul sahi kaha aapne, lekin ye cadets woh sab kar ke dikha chuke hai, ki ye test aasan ho jaaye....
AAp mujhe ye bataiye, ki acedemy main ab tak ka best cadet aap kisse maante hai? Naveen Singh Aluwalia....
Suriji: Ofcourse
Rajveer: To aapko yaad hoga ki endurance test main wo bhi sirf 2 level paar kar paaya tha...
Shalini: Aur naina singh sabse difficult, yaani 3 level paar kar chuki hai...
Rajveer: iSiliye main naina singh ka naam misaal ke taur par le raha hun, kahin aisa naho ki hum cadet ke naam par ek kaabil sipaahi kho de....
B.C.: Well agar, humari acedemy ki aur Indian force ka aapka bhaashan khatam ho gaya ho, to kua main apni meeting start kar sakta hun?
Suriji: Sir
B.C.: To captain, tumhari rai main jaan chuka hun, baaki main faculty se pooch ka bataunga...
Rajveer: But sir..
B.C.: Without any interference, main tumhe apne decision ke baare main inform kar dunga.
*********In the garden******
Nina was sitting alone
Hudda: Main aur meri tanhai, aksar ye baat karte hai, ki hudda hota to ye hota, hudda hota to wo hota, arre lekin hudda to hai na, to darr kis baat ka,arre maar goli tanhai ko, chal mera naam tanhai laal hudda......
Naina: Hudda pls, leave me alone
Hudda: Leave me alone, oye na re, alone hi to tension hai, tujhe dosto ke saath ki jarurat hai, aur dekh tune bharat maa ke jhande ke saamne kasam khaayi thi ki main tera dost hun....
Naina: Haan theek hai par abhi mera mood nahi hai doston se baat karne ka
Hudda: Mood nahi hai to kya hua, dekh main abhi kaise do minute main hasata hun........
Do sipaahi the, santa aur banta, tono border par tainaat the, tabhi santa ko susu lag gaya, aur jaise wo dushman ki aur susu karne ke liye muda (hudda saws that odourly is beeting buffalow with stick, hudda dekhne laga) banta ye kya kar raha hai dushman se ladenge kaise........
Naina(bored): Joke khatam ho gaya?
Hudda: Mujhe to lagta hai is odourly ka waqt khatam ho gaya.....
abe oye gobber ke upple, pyaar se nahi samjha sakta......, tujhse jyaada intelligent hai woh............ hat, hat
Hudda(bhains ko): Oye meri chaudhrain, tu jaa, kutto ke aage mat naach, isse teri izzat karni nahi aati, samjhi?, achal ab jaa
Bhains: bheeeeeeeeiiiinnnn
Hudda(odourly se): Dekha kaise maan gayi, agli baa pyaar se samjhaio.......... ab apna muh band karle, warna makhi ghus jaayegi......
Naina started laughing.....
Hudda: Oye tu has padi, mera joke achcha laga na............. bol shaadi karegi mujhse?
Naina: Bye
Hudda: Achcha sun, shaadi ke phere nahi lene to mat le, freshers bol ke to lele, bol chalegi?
Naina: shaayad us waqt main yahaan hi nahi rahungi
Hudda: Oye tu jarur rahegi, sixth sense badi dhaasu hai meri, tu is acedemy main bhi rahegi aur pass bhi ho jaayegi
Naina: Achcha theek hai, agar main yahaan rahungi to jarur chalungi
Hudda: Pakka?
Naina: Bye
Hudda: Oye Hoyee
*****Yudi's mom dad in the acedemy**********
Yudi's Father: Achcha hua jo B.C. ne phone kar bata dia, ab hum yudi ko harward bhej sakte hai....
Yudi's mom: Haan, bechara mera beta, achcha hua, mrs bhalla ke taane sun sun ke mere kaan pak gaye, mera beta ye, wo....
Yudi's Dad: Oye chad, taxi chalata hai uska beta to
Yudi's Mom: Yudiiiiii, Yudi beta....
Yudi's Dad: Oye baahar nikal, kisse chup raha hai....
Yudi: Hi dad, Hi mom
Yudi's Dad: To fail ho gaya....
Yudi: Haan, Nahi, par hone waala hun....
Yudi's Mom: Maine kaha tha tujhe mera beta thode hi seh paayega army ke bhaaga daudi, haaye mera beta.... tu apne teddy bear ke bina kaise sota hai.....
Yudi: Mom, SShhhhhhhh
Yudi's Dad: Oye mom ke bachche, kya karega fauji ban ke, aakhir ek sarkaari mujamili hi to kehlaayega, chal lekin koi baat nahi, bag pack kar le, chal yahaan se ambala waala tender bhi to hai......
Yudi: Dad, Mom........ Number one.Ki main abhi tak fail nahi hua and number two... ki main yahaan se kahin nahi jaaunga........... JAI HIND.
Yudi's Dad: arre sun meri baat....
Next Scene....
Naina: Excuse me! koi nayi list aayi kya?
Hudda: O phoolan ab to tu taiyaari kar hi le mere saath fresher's ball main jaane ki, tu pass ho gayi hai...
Naina: par inhe kaise pata?
Hudda: Oye seniours hai humare, staff room ke kone kone ki khabar rehti hai, oye batao yaar....
Senior boy: Haan congratulations, grades mil gaye hai...
Naina: Thx, lekin yudi ka kya hua?
Hudda: oye woh bhi nikal gaya, batao...
Senior girl: aaaa Haan, u r very lucky
Hudda: Oye ab to chalegi mere saath
Naina(Very happily said yes)
Hudda: Oye hoye maar gayi nainitaal waali....
Seniors: Kuch yaad hai?
Hudda: Oye haan, Treat pakki....
All cadets coming downstairs.....
All cadets: Hum honge kaamyaab, hum honge kaamyaab, hum honge kaamyaab ek din, oh ho man main hai vishwaas.....
Pooja: Oye ye le, list lag gaya, yudi ko bhi bula le, pappu pass ho gaya....
Hudda to suriji: Or bhai sab theek hai....
Pooja: Kya hua?
Pooja runs and saw da list....
Pooja: Oye, ye ye kya likha hai, Yudi, Naina fail.....
Oye huda tune to kaha tha ki sab pass ho gaye....
Hudda: Ye Ye KyaLikha?????
Alekh: Oye shaane, sach bata, naina ko fusla raha tha
Hudda: Oye maine to sirf....
Ali: Aap is had tak gir sakte hai, itni ghatiya harkat karenge humse kabhi socha nahi tha....
Pooja: Tujhe na jutto se maarna chaahiye, kaminepan ki bhi koi had hoti hai....
Hudda(Naina se): Oye nahi yaar, main to bas naina ko khush karna chaahta tha, mujhe to tere upar pura confident tha, isiliye maine aisa kaha, main sach keh raha hun, naina....
*NAINA SLAPPED HUDDA*
Naina(was crying), Odourly: Cadet naina singh, Aapke liye brigadior ke office se letter hai......
Naina opened the letter " You Are Hereby Dismissed From The Kanchanjinga Militery Acedemy*
Rajveer(he was not knowing that naina was dismissed frm the acedemy): hello, Cadet naina singh
Cadet singh, No (shocked)
Naina: Meri saanse baaki hai sir, lekin ummed chheen li gayi hai....
mujhe is acedemy se baahar nikaal dia gaya hai
END
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