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A ante amlapuram
Finally has reached it's final anjaam.
Bajao shenaiya shighra shighram,
Hogi humre Amla dulhan.🥳
Let's all throw a party...in honour of our new hip n happening Chusaa Aam couple:
TeMla.
Tej: Main Yamla Pagla Deewana o Rabba itni si baat na jaana, ke ke ke, Chanda ab buddhi ho gayi hai, ab Amle ki aachar khaani hai.
Amla: Errr...aap humro sasuro hoyo...humo kaiso aapse bedding (wedding) kar le?? Yeh kitna sheem ful hoga na apni femli ki izzot kao liyo?
Tej: Arr..-ay...thoo(throws paan ki pik on the floor)...bhad mein jayen family!!! Yeh sona badan, yeh hiran jaisi ankhen, yeh masoomiat bhari adayen...hum to mar mite hai jaan...uss Veer tumka jo *wink* na de sako ho, voh main tumhein doonga... haaa??😉
Saliva is all but dripping out of his mouth. He wipes it away, leering.
Amla: Aa...parr...voh Chanda didi?
Tej: Are kahan ke Chanda?? Kaun sey Chandaa? Haa...kahan tum ...nayi bartan jaisi chamakti dhamakti tamakti... aur kahan woh das baar khodaa hua zameen buddhi Chanda...kabhi dekha hai usne aaine mein shakal? Dho dho ke, dhoye dhoye ke, jang lay gayi hai us purana lohe ke rod ko. Ab to painting se bhi puraani jalwa wapas na aaye uki. Jindal Steel ke na bana hai woh ke 10 saal ke bad bhi chamakti rahe. Ha!!!
(lowering his voice), Lalla ne kahan mujhse, ki usne tumhe satara jail mein lekar jaane se mana kar diya tha?
Amla: Ji haan, bahut, bahuu----t kahan humne unse ke...hume bhi le jayo ji, par...usne nahiii ...*crying face*
Tej: Arre, arre dekho yeh Zaalim Bundela khandan ke chiraagon, rula diya na mere sone ke andewali murgi---mere matlab, sone jaisi soni Amla ko. Ro mat. Humre shaadi ke baad, first thing I vil dew(will do), ke tujhe jail le kar jayenge. Humre khaandaan mein hum hi...pehle honge jo Jail mein suhaagraat manayenge!!! Haaan!
Amla: *wiping tears away, thrilled* Sachhi jeee?
Tej: Aur nahi to ka? Humre pachattar jail mein jaan pehchaan hai, arre humke sara jindagi hi jail mein...err...chhoro na. Ka bolo? Karoge na humse shaadi?
Amla:
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