State of the Forum: Eliminate The Roaches

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

State of the Forum - TilChatta Ki Vaat Lagi

FM1 - AAA!!!!

FM2 - what what what?

FM1 - there is a cockroach there. eee

FM2 - Its not a cockroach, its Anjali you silly!!

FM1 - I dont want it, take it away, shoo shoo shoo

FM2 - Let me get Bhaigone Spray

FM1 - Bhaigone Spray????? Why no DiGone Spray!!!

FM2 - They dont make one

FM1 - How about DadiGone Spray?

FM2 - She is the mother of all cockroaches - Immortal. She fed on Swamiji's dirty rubber bathroom chappals for 14 years and now wants to chew on Shyam's smelly socks

FM1 - Anjali is the worst.

FM2 - She is apprentice cockroach. She likes to hide from light, She likes dark corners and spaces where there is no reality or sunlight. She likes to mooch off RM Kitchen ka Maida and Aata

FM1 - I want Bhaigone and DiGone Spray now

FM2 - Lets go online and order them.

FM3 - But but guys, you are not allowed to say anything against Daljeet or Anjali. It hurts her blackheads and pimples you know

FM1&2 - SHUT THE EFF UP!!!!!!

Double Entendre of the Day

Anjali - Kheer Chakhiye na

Shyam - thoda meetha kam hai

SJ - You talkin about Kheer, sure?

DHISHHH Moment of the day (DHISHHH-Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)

4Lions - Please buy Khushi Doormats. They do everything. They are decorative, clean well, do your dirty work and most of all, you can walk all over it. They come in psychedelic colors too. ORDER NOW!!! Go to www.MyWifeIstheBestDoormat.com

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago

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@boyznaka

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Cockroach si gandee hain

Shyam ke pyaar mein andhee hain

Blindlove mein doobi inki kahani

"Anna is my pati" bole Nani

Talk to The Hit

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

FM1: Eh! HubbyOn Toh BhaiGone

FM2: Har ek Keeda kuch kehta hai

FM3: COCKROACH BHAGOOO

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Ni1234

@Ni1234

Dazzler

+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

Bang on Post SJ..!! Much needed..!! Thank you so much for this..!!

Double Entendre of the Day

Creep and Poojali ...😆

FM1&2

FM3 - She is a one sick woman you know...

The current situation of IPK...

AND the 3 ROACHES..

STOPWA, POOJALI & CREEP.

DHISHHH Moment of the day (DHISHHH-Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)

🤣

Edited by Ni1234 - 13 years ago

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meera30

@meera30

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Ah trademark, SJ!

Missed State of the Forum!!

Awesome re-entry. Shyam - this is the kind of spunk you needed not kheer and meetha :P

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Jayne

@Jayne

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

One of the time honored ways to eliminate cockroaches - after one has squashed them - is to flush 'em.

Considering that the whole show is in the toilet, perhaps it is time to give it a decent burial at sea.

For those unfamiliar with the process, here's a helpful clue:

Jayne

Edited by Jayne - 13 years ago