Random Musings : Chuuni & Piamukhi!

Chunnilal to Piamukhi : Yaar, don't ask me, sirf mujhe pata hai ki main kaise apni izzat bacha khar bacha hoon, Jaidas se. Use toh nashe ki haalat main mere aur tumhare beech ka farq bhi nahin pata chalta.....😆

Piamukhi to Chunnilal : Aww my poor Chunni, look at your swollen lips! But tumhare sar par yeh Patti kyon lagi hai, kya Jaidas tumhare sar par baithne ki koshish kar raha tha?😆

Chunnilal to Piamukhi : Nahin yaar, woh toh Baro Jaidas par apna Belan phenk rahi thi, Jaidas ne mujhe apne saamne khada kar diya aur woh belan mere sar par jaa gira!😆 Dono miya biwi ne mera jeena haram kiya hua hai!

Chunnilal to Piamukhi : Toh mujre ke liye tayaar ho, that is a nice dress you have on.....Ok, I will be on the Tabla and you can do the Dance.....We will rock the Walia Mansion!

Baro to Piamukhi and Chunnilal : No...No...No....Jaidas will not do his Striptease act....Yeh mera ghar hai, Tum logo ka Dance Bar nahin hai, job tum apni Nautanki yahan karoge.....😡😆

Chunnilal to Baro : Tum samajh nahin rahi Baro, Jaidas ke Striptease ke bina hamare show ka koi USP nahin hai......Who the hell wants to see Piamukhi's ridiculous Mujra and my Tabla Vadan?

Jaidas (Totally drunk) : Hick....Hey you guys, see what I found in the attic....Ranveer's Sehra....How would I look with this on when I do my strip tease.....Only with the Sehra on my head and nothing else......😆

Mahendra Babu to Baro : Isi joker ke liye, tum ne mujhe reject kiya tha? Ab dekho uska Striptease act.......Serves you well!

Baro to herself : Hey Bhagwaan, kahan phas gayi, in jokers ke beech main, yahan mera pati striptease karne par tula hua hai, Piamukhi ko apne Mujre se phursat nahin hai aur Chunnilal ko dekh kar man karta hai, uska tabla usi ke sar mar maar giroon.

Ananya to Baro : Bhugton, maine toh tumhein pehle hi kaha tha, ki Jaidas Bhaiyya ko nashe mein bilkul hosh nahin rehta.....Shukra karo abhi toh sirf Ranveer ki pagdi churayi hai, jab tumhare kapde bhi chori ho jaane lagenge, tab dekhan, Jaidas Bhaiyya tumhari Sari main kaise lagte hai....😆

Love,

MT

LMFAO 😆 Scandalous yaar! 😉

😆 hillarious....i am a fan of yours... 👏 gr88 job
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Very funny MT. you made my day again.

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😆 😆 hilarious MT, esp the last one! too good!

MT.. 2 good...........

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Amazing MT...Super fun
Keep them coming..

😆 u're on a roll today...n i'm falling off my chair..laughing like crazy.... 😆

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MT if Ram ever read ur Jaidas random musin he'll surely av a gd laugh!! 😛
ur toooo gd yaar.

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LMAO!! strip tease in a sehra!!
ur too much MT!