By the power "wasted" in scripting, Ms. Subhadra Devi Mallik, has been specifically appointed to make sure that all the customs and rituals are performed to deem a marriage valid in the eyes of the channel.
A typical day in her office -
Lead couple - we are married
Subhadradevi - please take this form and check all that apply. Remember all should apply
a) shagun - 2 episodes
b) sangeet - 7 or more episodes. atleast 5 change of outfits courtesy AMEzing wedding apparel. (please make sure you get your request in because they are the sole suppliers to all the weddings on Star Plus. They are extremely busy)
c) Baraat - 3 episodes. Make sure you have atleast 3 crates of glycerine for crying sisters who wanted to see their brothers in the extremely uncomfortable dulha attire.
d) Shaadi - anywhere from 2 - 3 weeks
e) Bidaai - 2 episodes
f) gruh pravesh - 2 episodes
g) mooh dekhayi - 4 episodes. Atleast 3 taunts from 3 neighbors is a must. Hero should save the day.
h) Obstacles or rukaawats in all the rasams - 1 week full of episodes
i) Suhaag Raat - 2 seconds
Lead couple - None apply. But we are married in the eyes of law and in our hearts
Subhadradevi - that doesn't count. Come back when you have checked every thing off that check list.
Lead male character - I shall re-marry my existing wife because it isn't recognized in the televised society.
Creative Team directives
Much awaited confession of love - 2 seconds
Drama quotient leading to the shaadi- 21.58 seconds
***DISCLAIMER - THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS PURELY INTENTIONAL ***
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