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LOL how many of us watch ads?I know half ppl have a bimari in their hands of changing channels at time of ads so unn sabko sazaa milegi.So today's post is based on Ads world.Agar Dimag Dahi ho post padhne k baat toh uska chahch banakar pee jana:P
Madhubala-Ek Aam EK Badnaam cast will talk in Ads slogan(I made something lke this in PKYEK forum too.So yes main apne Ideas bhi churati hoon:P)
Madhubala- Madhubala badnaam huyi RK tere liye.Aaj yeh aam huyi RK tere liye.RK badnaam.Ek Badnaam Saare Aam(Jhandu Balm) 
RK- Bcoz b/w love & madness lies obsession(Calvin Klein's Obsession)Aur waise bhi agar RK k saath life spent karne ka mauka mile toh Daag ache hain(Surf excel)
Madhubala-But RK boy hai jahan Kameenapanti hai waha.RK boy (LifeBuoy).Were u lke this since childhood?
RK- Na jab main chota bacha tha main chioti sharart karta tha ab maine bada ho gaya hoon ab badi sharat karta hoon(Bajaj tubelight)
so I believe in Pehle istamaal karo phir Vishvas karo(Ghadi)
so I believe in Pehle istamaal karo phir Vishvas karo(Ghadi)Madhubala-But mera dil toh Bittu-G pai aaya.G maine Genius Gadha(Parle G)
RK- Bcoz Bittu ji hain sada k liye(Nakshatra Diamond)He is worth it(Loreal)
Madhubala-Bittu ji is my pain relief(Move)
Bittu ji-But mera dil Chief pai aaya coz Chief mai jaan hai(Ambuja Cement)
RK- Na bittu ji aapko dekh I start finger,lick'ng(KFC)
Bittu ji-But chief mere height badti hi nhi(Complan)
RK- Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye(Complan) coz isko pee dala toh Life jhinga la la(Tata Sky)
Bittu ji-But main toh Bourvita peeta hoon.Tan man ki shakti Bournvita(Bournvita)
RK- Bittu ji use Axe Deo.Spray it & c the girls going wild over u(Axe)
(LOL I wanna ask kis kis ladko nai yeh soch k yeh deo use kiya ki gals inpar kudh padegi lke Ad:p)
(LOL I wanna ask kis kis ladko nai yeh soch k yeh deo use kiya ki gals inpar kudh padegi lke Ad:p)Bittu ji-Thanda matlab Chief(Coco cola)
coz aapko dekh Jee lalchaye,rha na jaaye(Alpenlieble).Pta nhi why u married aam gal?
coz aapko dekh Jee lalchaye,rha na jaaye(Alpenlieble).Pta nhi why u married aam gal?Madhubala-Bcoz har aam khaas hota hai(Maaza)
RK- I m RK got it.India ka dil.Indians mere AC(Volats)
Madhubala-But I wnt 2 reclaim my life(Tata Safari)
RK- Yeh RK ka jod hai asani se nhi tootega(Fevicol)
Madhubala-Par har shaadi kuch kehti hai(Asian Paints)
RK- But v r No confusion,Grt combination(Bingo)
Trishna enters
Trish 2 Madhu- Jo tera hai woh mera hai(Airtel new ad song)
Madhubala-RK tedha hai par mera hai(Kurkure)
Trish- Yeh RK itna chocolaty kyun hai?(Melody)
Bittu ji-Bcoz he is Taste of India(Amul)
Madhubala-Chodo tum dono.Woh sirf mera hai.Why share?(Sunfeast new Bourbon biscuit)
Trish-Bcoz woh RK hai yeh dil maange more(Pepsi)
Madhubala-But thts not the right choice baby Aahaan(Pepsi)
Trish-Rk ko paane k liye koi bhi bhana chalega(Hajmola)
Bittu ji-Haan coz RK fit hai boss(Dollar club)
Trish-I wnt my RK(MTV)Why he is wid Madhubala?
Madhubala-Bcoz meri khoobsoorti ka raaz Lux.Ab RK se kya darna?(Lux).Jahan bhi jao log kare Googl woogly woosh(Ponds)
RK- I m lovin' it(Mc Donalds)
Khoob milega rang jab mil baithen k RK k teen deewane Trish,bittu ji aur Madhu ba la Aahaan(Bagpiper)
Khoob milega rang jab mil baithen k RK k teen deewane Trish,bittu ji aur Madhu ba la Aahaan(Bagpiper)Madhubala-Thn lets make thing worst(Philips)Enemy the closer,The better(Close up)
RK- Lets taste this thunder(Thums up)Bcoz Marriage break toh banta hai(Kit kat).
Madhubala-Yeh Marriage connecting RishBala(Nokia).Lets start this marriage Dukho ki home delivery(Domino's)
RK- Kuch ashubh hone se pehle kuch meeta ho jaye(Dairy milk)
Bittu ji-RishBala-The marriage wid Hole(Polo)
Audience-Iss shaadi se shock laga kya?(Havelles RCB)
IF-Haan Zor k jhatka zoro se laga(Mirinda)
I know bakwass tha but I believe in Bajate raho(Red FM)
.Isse liye no bakwass seedi baat(Sprite) kyunki pagalpanti bhi zaroori hai(Mirinda)Issliye na rakho zyada ka irada(Max New york life).So why grow up(Frooti).Now get an idea coz An Idea can change ur life(Idea)
.Isse liye no bakwass seedi baat(Sprite) kyunki pagalpanti bhi zaroori hai(Mirinda)Issliye na rakho zyada ka irada(Max New york life).So why grow up(Frooti).Now get an idea coz An Idea can change ur life(Idea)Washing powder RK
Washing powder RK
Dhulayi ki technique mujhe khud se hai aayi
Naari shakti bhi khoob chilayi
RK kare NSM(Naari shakti Morcha) k sar par Bhangra
Washing powder RK
Washing Powder RK:P(Nirma)
PS-LOL some ppl r still crying over RishBala's half marriage.Baba re kab khush hoge life mai tum sab.Ab tak RishBala chahiye ab unki 7 phere wali marriage bhi chahiye?And wht abt Madhubala shuld call RK 'AG'.LOL seriously?RK bhi chod k bhaag jayega.Better woh 'AG' ka full form bole toh 'Abey Ghadhe':P & plz RK Madhu ko 'Madhu ba la Aahaan' hi bulaye.Uske liye toh main show dekhti hoon & Naari shakti ab kuc toh sharam karo abhi Nishi nai Arnav k upar post banakar uska dard publicly bayaan kiya.Bechara DD's droolers list mai akela ladka hai toh usse itna torture karoge.Chod do DD ki sexy back 4 boys.
Hhahah ab nxt time Nishi Arnav ka swayamvar organise karna kya pta isko koi mil jaaye:P(Waise bhi DD milne se rahi nhi iss Gals droolers mai so beekhari ko bheek jitni mili theek:P)
LOL baki DD's drooler(Who r guys )bhi samne aaye.LOL trust me our gang will help u all 2 get ur haq:P.Ab kab tak kamre mai roge apne haq k liye ladho:P coz Darr k aage jeet hai(DEW)
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