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Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In shantivan, you say? say?
Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me
Sorry baby, Nani is here
And Mami is snooping
Kinda suspicious
Kinda suspicious
Sorry I cannot hear you, can we meet behind the tree?
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Well, Since being kicked out of Raizada Mansion, Shyamu lay low. Then he got bored. So he got his NEW XPERIA ION phone and started prank calling everybody.
Then, Me and Bhangu got real suspicious, and contacted Prithvi Detective Agency, who helped us tap into his calls
Shyam to Anjali: how is Sonu Graphie Singh Raizada Jha?
Shyam to ASR: you looked AMEZING in Sherwani today.
Shyam to ASR: Do you need help taking it off?
Shyam to Khushi: Hello, I am speaking from DivyaJyoti bank and we are interested in bartering 24000 for your love.
Shyam to NK: how did your date go with Rakesh
Shyam to Laxmi: Cum into my arms, baby! Apna taan, maan aur best friend mujhe dey do!
Shyam to Akash: we have recieved your application for Dil to Bachcha Hai Ji Matrimonial Website. we are currently looking for matches who play chess, scrabble and, like to play pratical jokes on Payal
Shyam to Nani: Anna Hazare Ji ko mera pranam
Shyam to Mami: Gay Parade is still couple of months away
Shyam to mamaji: sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed. The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected from the show
Shyam to Shashi: What doesnt kill you, simply makes you...stranger
Shyam to garima: Lakshmi nagar is now offering pronunciation classes.You can contact Kooshal coaching center for more info.
Shyam to Buaji: I love you, please love me and let me marry KhushiJi. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to her, we can play One Big Happy Family too
Shyam to HP: I know what you tried to do today. Read your Text Message.NOW
Shyam to Aman Mathur: Har gadi badal rahi hai roop zindagi. kidnapping hai kabhi thapad hai... har pal sewar mein dham ghuta hai, bey. Please help me now, kyunki Kal Ho Naa Ho
Rakhi to Anjali: hello this is rakhi gulzar speaking. Mere tears mujhe waapis dedo. Hum kuch zyaada nahi maang rahe.
Shyam to rocky: Yeh dosti him nahi torenge. Chorenge hum agar kidnapping tera saath na chorenge
Cricket
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Jaane Anjaane Hum Mile
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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