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Originally posted by: _Aanchal_

repetition is not allowed *means you want others to read the whole questionbank first*

Originally posted by: Jenifer.

Gun!

Mwhahaha...(I think no more needs to be said)!

Enjoy these, you scandalous philanderer, and I'll be back to see the fruits of my long rusted torture soon.

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? because it puts an end to your sleep!

Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year? nope... spring water trickles through mountains... mineral water is double distilled water with artificially added minerals which do have an expiry 😃

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors? they should be 😉

Why are softballs hard? because they're made for girls 😆

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? nope... it's an outlet for electricity to get out of the wiring

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? neither... it's dead cuz it couldn't breathe because it's ribs are part of the shell and its lungs collapsed as soon as the shell was removed

Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights? to protect the family jewels a bit more he puts on a second pair on the top

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! goofy is a bit more evolved and higher up in the evolution chain

Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit? because we're humans... and most of us like adrenaline rushes and cheap thrills and breaking the law 😉

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? kit doesn't but the pictures did

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? to make sure that they can't be sued for inhumane treatment 😆

Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter? because pens can grow legs whereas doors can't 😉

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? sometimes it seems like it

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers? to dry himself and make his feathers look presentable! when he's in the shower, they stick together and leave his modesty for all to see! 😆

Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead? cuz they are too lazy to change 'em

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? because it's the only orange colored fruit 😆

Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'? because he is most prolly gonna be the cause of you going broke!

What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? white I would think

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them? because whoever named them was dreaming of ham at the time! 😆

Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food? because mouse actually taste atrocious! have you every had one?

Why can't women put on makeup with their mouth closed? some can

Is a fly without wings called a walk? nope... it's called mutated

Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one? because we have a pair of legs we stick in it 😆

The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study? because if you study correctly, you won't forget it 😛

If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends? because popular people only have fake friends who are bought by one thing or another!