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Hello everyone?I'm sure by now all of us are happy to say goodbye to Baniyaan ji who has been a constant companion to our dearest Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada in his kidnapping saga. Now before you guys mention that he has also been wearing the same trousers, socks, fake Hermes shoes (which sometimes switched to different sets of runners) and his ahem ahem, you cannot deny that Baniyaan ji has made a very special place in our heart. We have shared some really poignant moments together?..some happy 😊, some not so happy 😕, some downright horrible . So here is a post dedicated to the journey of Baniyaan ji.
Baniyanji first made an appearance in our life on the fateful night of the Unfinished Dori Romance.😳 After asking his Ladylove to change into something sexier errm?🤔 I mean something which is not torn, Arnav also decided to shed off some clothes as it was getting hot in the small hut. No no no? get your mind out of the gutter,😳 it's just that it's summer and the poor guy has been wearing the same shirt for a week and thus we got our first glimpse of our beloved Baniyaan Ji.
Now we all know what happened in the Hut. Enough has been said about that episode so will not dwell on that but in a sense it's probably better that things did not progress too much otherwise ASR would have lost his only upper body protection and we would never have witnessed Baniyaan Ji's escapades. At that point of time Baniyaan ji was still in a decent condition, just a few splotches of dirt around the front area, although if he didn't taken off his shirt before then how did those dirt stains get there? Sweat stains? 🤢
Moving on?.😳 alas from here slowly and steadily Baniyaan ji's condition got worse. On closer inspection though Baniyaan Ji's stain marks kept shifting places as the days progressed. Maby as my friend Bush suggested, ASR had a secret stash of Chamko Detergent hidden away and used it on his vest when opportunity arose or my theory is he is ASR, everyone and everything is scared of him, so dirt has got no chance.😎
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Then came the fateful day or as we say D Day of Baniyaan ji's life,🥺 the day he said sayonara to this world. First Baniyaan ji got the scare of his life when the kidnappers started splashing him with kerosene in order to burn his owner alive. Buniyaan Ji was very concerned about the degradation his fabric quality. But upon further inspection Baniyaan Ji realized that it was not kerosene after all but just water?.phewww what a relief, shower after 2 weeks...yupppyyy!!!! 😃 
Although on second thought Kerosene would at least have taken away the 16 day odour.🤢
At this point of time ASR realized his ladylove has heroically come to rescue him and he started his full frontal assault and Baniyaan Ji started fearing for his life. Even then Baniyaan Ji enjoyed the fun ride on the jeep which helped him to dry up a bit and he also felt a bit cleaner.
But then the kidnappers caught up with them (Baniyaan Ji decided that his owner was not a quick driver after all) and he had to get acquainted with the dirt, mud, foliage and other unknown components of Mumbai?..oops I mean Delhi countryside.
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Baniyaan Ji realized that his time in this world has become very numbered as his white complexion turned to a very nasty and yukworthy shade of yellowish brown.
Then a small miracle happened. After ASR walked in Raizada Mansion and the SlapGate drama started (frankly Baniyaan Ji was quite bored with the whole proceedings), his yellowish brown complexion started to turn back to whiter shade and the stains somewhat lessened. Baniyaan Ji thought that coming back to home ground has given him a new boost of life.
See the greadually decreasing stains !!!! 😲
But alas, that hope was short lived as ASR decided Baniyaan Ji was unfit for anymore duties and his last rites were performed. ☢️
But Baniyaan Ji took his last breath as a contented person that he surpassed his purpose in life and was mighty ASR's constant companion during one of his most testing times.
Now if you have actually read this whole post, you are definitely as much a fan of Baniyaan Ji as I am.
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