Manyata: Yes, jaan. Let's be naughty.
They are carried away in a whirlwind of their emotions. They have a hot and steamy night. Next morning, Manyata gets up before Uday and goes to take a relaxing shower. There is only a Jacuzzi, so she undresses and no sooner had she immersed her body in the bubble-filled water, then Uday enters, with a towel at his waist. He sees Manyata already in the bubble-filled Jacuzzi, and his heart yearns to join her. Instead, he apologizes for entering without knocking.
Uday: I'm' I' I'm sorry. I' should have knocked.
Manyata: After last night do you really feel the need to apologize?
Uday: No' I just'
Manyata: Forget all that. Why don't you join me? I've been feeling'
Uday: Say no more, princess.
He dumps his towel and joins her. They have an 'underwater session' for well over an hour, before they finally come out. Panting, they dry up, and make some more when dressing. Unbeknown to the passionate lovers, SOMEONE is posting all their irresistible moments on every social website, and is also sending videos to all members of their family. They leave, and go to the Mahal. They enter hand-in-hand, and meet a furiously scowling Jay.
Manyata (happily): Hi, Jay. How are you?
Jay: I'm fine. Just WHERE are you 2 coming from?
Uday: Stop spoiling the good mood. Although it looks like yours already is. Why?
Jay: No, duh. It's because of THIS.
She pulls out her phone and shows them a LLLOOONNNGGG video of them enthusiastically making love like there was no tomorrow. First at night, then in the bathtub, then while dressing up' even Uday and Manyata thought they had gone overboard, though at that time, it had felt completely and utterly delightful.
Uday: What the hell is this? Who sent you this? More importantly HOW could you watch it? These are very private things. I never knew YOU would-
Jay: Save your breath. I should be the one asking YOU how YOU could sleep with HER??!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE YOU MARRY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE YOU LOVE! NOT HER!! IT WAS NEVER INTENDED LIKE THAT!!!
Uday: I never knew YOU could stoop THIS low Jay, I mean-
Jay: I stooped low, did I? Well, pardon me, your highness. I thought you'd like to be informed that all YOUR stooped actions are being broadcasted on YouTube, Twitter, FB, etc. The WHOLE WORLD is going to know. "EXCLUSIVE: YUVRAJ ND YUVRANI IN LOVE-ALL-NIGHT SHOCKER!" They'll call it "Royal Scandal"! The press will have a field day!!
Uday: Shut up! How could you talk to us like this? This is an outrage! So, Jay, you had better put a cork in it!
Jay: Or maybe SOMEONE should have put a cork in it last night! Oh, wait' Sorry, someone had already stuffed up something of theirs in there already! So, Uday, tell me. How did it feel? Your first time, I presume? The girl you've been yearning for was finally yours. Does the achievement feel' sensual?
Manyata, who is too shocked to say anything due to her anger and embarrassment, bursts out: JAY! That's enough of your lip. You have ABSOLUTELY no right to interfere in our love life. Uday was, is and will be mine forever and ever! You're just jealous because-
Jay: He loves you right? (Laughs bitterly) Of course I am! He was supposed to marry me, until you came along. He was completely gaga for you, and look what happened yesterday! If you don't expect me to be jealous, toh kya mein tumhari aur uski aarti utaru?
Manyata: Cut the chitchat. Just tell me where everyone is, DS, Vijaybhai, Unnati, Ma?
Jay: Upstairs, in the theatre.
Uday grabs Manyata's hand, and they begin climbing the stairs.
Jay: Sorry, I forgot to mention what they're watching! They're watching something called YOUR love videos! Oh my! How enthralling it is to see it on "THE BIG SCREEN". Who knew you were an expert, jiji?
She smirks and begins to walk away. Uday flies down the stairs and proceeds to stop her. Manyata is right behind him.
Uday: How could you, Jay? It was just that' we'
Manyata: Got carried away in our emotions'
Uday: And I was drunk the first time we-
Jay: WHAT??!! This was, like, your second, third and FOURTH time? OMG, you guys are definitely oversexed. No wonder you seemed like experts in bed. Even though I'm willing to bet all my shoes that she's not even all that good. Say, I've got an idea' Uday, darling, let ME sleep with you. Once is enough. Then you'll see what I'm capable of. I tell you, I'm better.
She moves towards him, and begins to unbutton his shirt, but he pushes her away.
Uday: Stay away from me. My heart, soul and body all belong to Manyata now. AND I know for a fact that you are unsatisfactory in bed. She's a gazillion times better.
Manyata: So, you mean to say that you and she have actually-
Uday: Yuck! No way, Princess! How could you doubt me? I've heard it from all the guys she slept with, who happened to be in the same college as me.
Jay: WHAT??!!!
Uday: Don't pretend. Remember that guy, Aditya, in London, Sohail in Dubai, Chan in Bangkok, and let's not forget your top FIVE: Kartik, Ravi, Michael, Vinoy, and last but not the least- Ansh. Shall I continue?
Jay: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Manyata: I'm sorry I doubted you. I should have trusted you, instead of this wh**e, no offense.
Uday: None taken and I forgive you my love.
They lean in and smooch contentedly. Jay disgustedly leaves the room, and soon re-enters with the whole shell-shocked family, who have just finished watching the video, and seem to be watching the beginning in live performance.
Both Manyata and Uday were hugging each other so closely, it seems impossible that they would let go. Their hair was wild and tousled, and Manyata's zip was halfway down her back, whereas Uday's shirt was completely torn open, revealing his bare and muscular chest. Their lips seemed to be glued together, and their arms were entwined in each other's hair.
Uday opened his eyes slowly, and to his utter amazement, there was his whole family: DS, Jay, Vijaybhai, Unnati, Brijraj, and Komal, all with looks of amazement, confusedness and anger on their faces. Unnati and Vijaybhai had O's plastered on their faces, whereby Komal and Brijraj just seemed to want the ground to open up and swallow them. As for Jay and DS, they were so infuriated by the sight before their eyes, they both had twin looks of anger on their faces, and both of them had their hands on their hips...
stay tuned to find out what happens next...pleaseee likkkeee and commmennttt and dear god i meant like not lick! DO NOT LICK YOUR SCREENS!!!!
Udne Ki Aasha
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