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And I totally dig it.
No joke - I am a self confessed pathetically filmy person ever since I saw Shahrukh get beaten black and blue in DDLJ as Kajol cries " Mujhe mere raj ke paas jane dijiye Bauji"
Today I sit there and see Arnavji beaten black and blue for like three fourth of the episode as Khushi cried at least fifty times "Arnavji!" Who said only Arnav cant forget his past?😆
As and when there is a count of how many times she did cry out his name I will release a press report on how and when to turn arnavji on?☺️ Seems like he stops at either his name or his anthem - Rabba ve! In a new female version after like five different arnav ji wale versions - is it time for khushi ji to get equality?we.hope.so.😛
When it started out I was totally in a calm serene brain-SBS ki jai ho!! But what really did get to me was the psycho villain,the kohl eyed goonda and the inch hit and you miss her head scene !!
It was totally well and truly - oh freaking hell what just happened?*remote drops*
It is Shyam I saw today - the twisted person whom they bravely dared to portray in there right on the screen in my living room!Nose smirks and all I wish I could go and punch him right o that freaking nose of his.He tried to kill people - five times around and it's no joke.What I would do for Shashi to miraculously get well and punch the creep right on top of his big nose- SMJ the red nosed kameena -.-
The proper mirch masala for a phultoo Philmy episode?
- Heroine tied from head to foot,flitting eyes and on the road.
- Creepy villain left the war scene and his equally coward chelas to fight THE Raizada.
- Six to eight kidnappers preferably the boss kinda man with Buaji's soorma ( at least someone took her words seriously!🤣)
- Fight sequence.
- Fight sequence.
- Fight sequence.
- surprisewa!!! or rather no surprijewa that the hero comes out without any blood loss slash serious bone cracking issue slash what normal people might suffer with if they did it🤔Well then who said ASR is normal?😆
- The heroine at gun point,the hero surrenders and lets the goons take a lesson on how many leg bones might get damaged if you try to hit a Raizada in future.
- And then- then you get the cliff hanger [ literally and figuratively😛] and uff!The flashback and then the music department - applause to you!The slow bg as she falls is what you call dramatic and filmy and romantic in a very very sadistic way!!
Aisa kyun Hota hai moments -
Asia kyun hota hai ji jab Khushi is tied and lying on the road and Arnavji is also on ground and they stare at each other- I say "kyun bey? ab samajh aya na Rabba vey?"
Asia kyun hota hai ki jab Khushi Shyam ke swath car me zabardasti baithkar bhi seatbelt lagati hai to dil karta hai uss road rage drivers se kahun - arre kaamchoron kuch to seekhon no traffic me bhi traffic rules🤣
Asia kyun hota hai ki jab Poore episode me Hume Khushi aur arnav milte hai to dil karta hai CVs ko Jakar forehead kiss dekar kahun- kameenon kiya to trp ke liye hai par ab jab de hi diya hai to Arnav Khushi ka forehead kiss bhi dikha do!!😎
Applaud for the scene which made me sit up in my bean bag with an Oh shit dammit no!! Because when you know the ending and you still are held up by that one jeep tyre and khushi's head ki dastaan - there is something.That something which still makes me watch ipkknd.That something which has turned me into this - the crazy person I am.
So here's to tomorrow because if there is anything I do love then it is forest,ArHi ,emotions,tears,smiles,forehead kiss,dupattas and the I will carry you because I hate you Ermmm I mean love you 😆
CVs please for God's sake - hold khushi's hand like Amrish Puri does to Kajol's and tell her for once " Jaa Khushi jaa,jee le apni zindagi!!"😆
Kyunki ye ipkknd bhi apne filmon ki tarah hai doston - happys endingss..end me everything gets right.And if you don't get a happy ending?
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!!😎
[i enjoyed it today as a reel thing.Just like movies which I watch for entertainment and today provided me Arnav Khushi and the dramatic world of ipkknd.Real world ain't close to it but then maybe that's why I enjoy it!!]
PS- W*F! Shyam drives away to never land without showing his bootiful face to arnavji?I hope NK doesn't become Mr India anytime soon.
Shiv Shakti
