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-Jamba-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Rabba Ve SG's! 🤗

Reporting live.

After a long, arduous voyage to planet Something-wala - our intrepid traveler has touched down on the sets of IPKKND to a hero's welcome. 🥳

Our news correspondent was onsite to cover his triumphant return - reporting that his hair was pulled out in clumps by his gorgeous co-star and a bucket of icy water was dumped on him by the actor who plays his brother. Even the goat got into the act by pooping in his fake Hermes shoes - to express her displeasure at his prolonged absence.

Today's Take 5 is presented from that long barren wasteland called Arhiland - where this damned kidnap track is taking pride of place as the most ABUSED storyline since MU entered the IPK lexicon. 😡 😡 😡

1. Where, oh where has my Chote gone? Where oh where can he be? The clueless family is FINALLY waking up to the realization that the breadwinner is AWOL, and has been for a while. Did they run short of bread at the breakfast table - is that what brought it on? 😕

But Hulk-ji rushes to the rescue. (I NEVER thought I'd use Hulk and rescue in the same sentence) He calms the restless hordes for the time being, and arranges to have some bribes...pardon me, gifts, sent home.

Wait - so he's ordered a semi-literate thug to shop on behalf of a billionaire tycoon, and use his judgement to buy sarees and perfumes for the ultra-rich Raizada women.

Satya - freaking - nash, Einstein!

Did he inhale some of Payalia's Chameli ka tel? 😲 I wonder if the CV's will show what the gifts were tomorrow - the family opens a package expecting a kilt from the Scottish Highlands...and finds ittar from Chandi Chowk. 😕

2. Message in a bottle. Or a carton of gifts - whatever works. Hey, we're flexible on the container. 😉 Arnie's brain finally emerges from cold storage, thanks to the helpful 'napper repeating each instruction like he was a 5 year old kindergartener learning his alphabet by rote.

A pretend attack of hypoglycemia, a handy pen and receipt - and the sandesa is on its way. 👍🏼

Again - isn't Arnie supposed to be in Scotland? Are the gifts being delivered by carrier pigeon? Or are we beaming 'em up, Scotty?

Hot debate - WHAT DID HE WRITE ON THAT NOTE, that no one but Khushi would understand??? TWO WORDS - RABBA VE. No one else but her (and a few million obsessed fans) would get it - and no long-winded explanation required. 😉

3. Khushiji and Nanheji? The IRS would like to interview you for a position. Oh, and the desi equivalent of the FBI would like to talk to you as well. They've ferreted out banking emails sent to the Hulk (who's obviously never heard of phishing) and know that his account is as bare as a baby's butt. But from whence came the 5 lakhs? The Bank of Di, of course!

But why hasn't he demanded a ransom? What does he really want?

The entire global audience erupts in chorus like the London Philharmonic - "Check your freaking phone, woman! Remember that photo of those papers you tricked Arnav-ji into signing?" 😡

4. Skunk alert! Oh never mind - its just the wife. Deepali - are you and Akshay Dogra next in line to, um - renegotiate your contracts? 😛

Payalia is all dressed up like she's going to break into a 1980's style mujra any second. Unfortunately, hubby is allergic to chameli ka tel, and starts having sneezing fits. What is it with the Raizada brothers and their allergies? Most normal people are allergic to stuff like grass, hay and pollen.

CV's - either give these two a decent storyline, or stop airing scenes with them. I refuse to waste precious Takes on Umrao Jaan wannabe and her clueless pati.

5. Hulk-ji has weird taste in jewelry. For someone with a slightly, shall we say, less overdeveloped frame - that pendant would look like a dog collar, or maybe one of those neck shackles they use to restrain prisoners.

Has he really been walking around with that thing around his neck all this time? But Khushi-ji has a plan to get to it, which unfortunately involves making nice with the Hulk, and tying a DM pendant around his neck.

He temprarily loses all sensation and vision, so doesn't feel her removing the shark tooth manacle, doesn't see her dropping it, doesn't see her picking it up. Madame Tussaud is obviously missing one of their figurines.

And I'm ready to swallow all this bilge - IF IT MEANS THAT IT WILL LEAD HER TO ARNIE ALREADY! 😡

In conclusion, CV's - I'm channeling every Mom that ever lived - including yours, when I middle name you and say ominously.

YOU. ARE. TESTING. MY. PATIENCE.

Get Arnie out of that dump, 😡 get KSR to the rescue already, 😡 get the kidnap track wrapped up, 😡 get ASR and KSR back to RM, 😡 get ON with the freaking ROMANCE you promised us over a year ago. 😡

You DO remember the NAME of the show includes Pyaar, right?

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savvy05

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Posted: 13 years ago

Lady J, take a bow.. brilliant👏👏. You more than made up for not posting take 5 for 2 days.

Much better episode from yesterday but patience is really wearing thin for all of us!! When will we get the much needed closure to the napping track and some Arnav-Khushi romance that will make our "muh meeta"?

Mamiji is back in the game and takes a resolution that she will not let Khushi do the investigation alone. The ASR in Arnav wakes up and notes that the he is no longer hearing the temple and train sounds. He writes a cryptic note to Khushi and puts it in the package going to RM. Nice way for the CV's to keep the viewers minds distracted for one day as to what he would have written in the note.

Buaji's words "...Bhawra phool ke taraf kaise khecha chala ayaga?" echoing so true for Khushi. She is playing a dangerous game in luring Shyam to get to Arnav. I liked the way the scene was picturized. Her disgust and the realization that there is no other way out before she ties the string around his neck was well done. Khushi's unexpected attention makes Shyam go into a raptured daze that he does not even recognize that she has managed to unchain his prized locket. His fury is going to know no bounds when he realizes that he has been played along.

Is Shyam going to deflect the anger towards Arnav? How is Khushi going to explain to Arnav about what happened? Is Khushi going to get hurt in the cross fire between Arnav and Shyam and finally the much needed romance between Arnav and Khushi? To answer all these we need the end of the napping track yesterday!!

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docgirl

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Posted: 13 years ago

*Edited*

Rabba Ve Thursday, Masala Ladkis 🤗

So another well deserved candidate for nomination for the award of NW1W (Not Worth 1 Word), huh? But this one probably gets away with an honorable mention, for a few notable reasons

The key one being: Jamba's back --- with an awesome take 5. The Take 5's 2 day absence hurt more than the 40 day Sobti one! In celebration of it's triumphant return, I'm doing one too for the episode review... and it's the twit version not her fab wit version. Still, tribute toh banta hai...🥳 . The episode escapes being a NW1W because:

1. Banianji ke darshan huay... that is always worth a few sighs of relief if not a few words 😃

2. Banianji set up Chitthi Ve, so something to look forward to tomorrow and to sharth about tonight: What was on the chitthi that only Arnav and Khushi know about?

3. Banianji pleaded for "kucch meetha" --- if that's not code for gimme me some sugar, I don't know what is! Chini_chokri, that bit of symbolism was all for you.Your heart's dearest wish come true. 😉 ❤️

4. Khushi out-shaatir-dimaaging Shyam was not as repulsive and cringe worthy as I expected. No, it was not easy to watch but she did not touch him... no kneeling at his feet, no caressing his face, not even touching his neck. I'd expected the worst and this was not as bad as I thought it might be.

5. Manorama Bond wants in on the ackshun again... we could use a breather from NK's rather limited two note expressions.

All that said, this epi was still bleddy hard work.

IPK Powers That Be, Chitthi Ve...

Show runners, you probably don't care but ... yo, listen up...

1. Our 40 days of lent are over! 🤢 . For all intents and purposes, Sobti is back on the sets full time.

2. This kidnapping idiocy was a plot devised to negotiate his absence. We get it, we were on board with it (kicking and screaming!)

3. Now it's raison d'etre is well and truly dead.

4. Bandh karo yeh drama abhi --- no need for a proper tie up of that plot or to ease into the next plot or any such BS!

5. Humme farak nahin padhtha ---- truly!---- about the locket, the motibhs, the Bond girls mehnat, Bitua's bravery--- not one whit. Just spring him from banian-dom and let's move the story along 😡

You have one more episode to run with the dragfest, I will willingly subject myself to it tomorrow (yes, I'm a masochist but only on a limited basis!). The statute of limitations on my patience runs out on Monday June 25. We better see dishoom, dishoom and the end of banianji. By moneyshot Tuesday, we need to be able to do naarebaazi - The Banianji is dead, long live the shiny polyester suitji!

But here's the thing --- we've paid our dues, we've been super patient, we've held hands and sung kumbaya... now it's payback time. Humne sharth jeeth lee hai. Natraj ki moorthi humaare ghar mein hai. Ab yeh hamari maang hai:

No fake MU, shooting, separation, RTR, tadap... woh sab chahiye but later. For now we need ArHi's madhur milan. We need to see that soul connection (you've bludgeoned us with) find it's fitting end with some well deserved pyaar-mohabbat, nok-jhok, hasi-mazaak. Just a little while for us all to exhale. Bring on the wind machines, the trip-fall-catch and the happy wala Rabba Ve. We know the next toothless, flimsy MU will be right around the corner. We need to build up stamina (and our depleted stock of YT stress busters) to weather it.

Tailpiece: Sahelis, lagi sharth? 😛 . Spell out your Chitthi ve calls and we'll collate for a list and see what the mood of the hangout is. This one is a quickie, results in by 8:30p IST! 😉

EDITED:

Updated Chitthi Ve leader board to this point:

CV call Caller(s)

Taare:Savvy, Newbiesoapfan (Ash), Veeps, Rag1ni, Diya, sugar_babe, chip

Jugnu:Docgirl, Sbk2(Shweta), Showstruck(Israt), Mandy, Jamba, Arnav_Khushifan

Sundari & Shaitan: Vee, Premparbat(Ratna), Honeypriya

What The: Moksha

Aukaat: Mepharm

Dimaag: Mahika

Hamesha: Magnetic

AR36K: Monalisa

Tum Theek Ho: Meens

Laad Governor: PurplenPink (Payal)

Mannat ki Chaabi: Howcome

Aaj mausam hai suhana ; Laad governor ka pata hai batana: IPKBS(Tee)

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣 OMG.. I need to get over your post before I type anything...

And all I have to say is AMEN... Total Nautanki episode...

Arnie's Nautanki : Please, muje kuch meetha chahiye. Please replace treasure snark with Khushi Jalebi

Khushi's Nautanki : Hum aapko pehena de. Let me bell you, Cat.

Payal's Nautanki : Gajra mohobbat waala, aankhiyon se teer maara

Aakash's Nautanki : Chameli ne le li meri jaan, hai re mein tere wajah se kurbaan

Naani's nautanki : Chotte ek baar keh diye ussi din aa jaate hain... Chotte jab se Sukhi ho gayen hain, commitment ke baarein mein bahut sochte hain...

Shyam's Nautanki : Yahan itna bada karobaar hai, Ab to videsh mein karobaar badane ki koshish kar rahe hai, Well, that karobaar is ready to rebel and attack if he is not back in his shiny duds pronto...😡

😡Sab ke sab Nautanki -- Jai in Sholay.😡

The tapori had the best lines today

Tujhe kya laga mere phone toot gaya, to mein doosra nahi le sakta... 🤣

Ek to pehle se hi pareshaan hoon upar se iski diabetes 🤣

le, karle apna moonh meetha...🤣

And now the real point that is being shown.

Arnie and Khushi have a "anything you can do, I can do better" competition going on

So he did this to her

She does this for him

And then he did this to her -- Maa ke kangan

And now she is doing this for him -- Devi Maiyya ka raksha dhaga

Anjali has been witness to both kheer scenes. Will Maami be the witness to this exchange of Ma's jewelry too???

Quite a pair, these two. And so when it is time to judge the actions, how will Arnie's actions be judged in comparison to Khushi's???

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-Vee05-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Lady J am right there with you...everyone is on thin ice right now along with my patience too...cant take any more of this self inflecting torture anymore! Mind is beyond f**kery...Bring it all back like yesterday!!!

The Ugly aka Satyanash First:

- Payal ad Akash...Gajra and Chameli ka tail romance is cringe worthy crap! Yup CRAP! No patience for this anymore...no clue where this track seems to be going but I am unimpressed! 👎🏼

- The Shyam hires goons from his School of Dumbass Villains thats fo sure...such a retarded phone conversation between Goon and the Shyam...so dumb and lame...🐷

The Bad Secondly:

- Sari's from Scotland? Yes because in between his "deal" the man will go buy Sari's in a remote Scottish location wow...Mind blowing

-What is up with this Mami character again...all of a sudden wakes up and jumps into the middle off it all very randomly. Badly handled on the creatives part to insert her back into the detective and over possessive aunt mode. 😕

-The concern for Arnav so randomly emerges could they be any more subtle about anything here??? Yup he is back but good lord end this well not randomly again...on second thought...just end it...at this point i really dont care how! 😡

The Good Finally:

- NK today wasnt as annoying I think he is ok to take in small usefull doses and when he starts ranting and whining he is yuk to watch! 😛

-Khushi's game plan to exchange the USB or whatever it is was great liked that!

- Ah we have a new Prakash...SP...yup CV's you are using my ideas huh???? 😉

- Also thank you for actually using a real restaurant receipt and not a piece of paper that said RESTAURANT on it like last time...ah small mercies 👏

- And the last thing! Arnav Singh Raizada is back...he is stronger than the single goonhe was kidnapped by but right now still he isnt ready to beat him up and escape. 😆

Overall a thanda Thursday as usual...Tomorrow I am looking forward to nothing...Friday's arent their day's but more Sobti is a good Arnav kinda day so its all good. Anything for the story move beyond this now! 😃

OH and i think he wrote Shaitaan and Sundari on the note!!! Anyone else want to guess what is on the note???? 😊

Song of the evening...Arnav is calling out to Khushi to come save him...hai so cute! 😍

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN5g2fnG4o&feature=fvwrel[/YOUTUBE]

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sugar_babe

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hello Ladies!!

Lovely takes Jamba!! :)

Today's episode was fresh air as opposed to yesterday's. Maami has joined in again. After Arnav, she will be Khushi's strongest ally. I still don't where to put Payaal in this, but I am confident when it comes down to AK vs. Shyam, Maami and Payaal will be instrumental.

Khushi, Khushi, Khushi, sweetheart you left the matchsticks a while ago, you're too close to a furnace now and Shyam won't hesitate to push you into it once he realizes you played him to get to Arnav.
Shyam will lash out and he will lash out violently when he realizes what she has done. I am telling you, this terrace confrontation part 2 will start with a verbal duel but he will not hesitate to become volent, she will push him off the edge, he will attempt to hurt her, but Arnav would've witnessed it all and will then unleash his fury on Shyam. He won't beat him up because he had him kidnapped, he'll beat him up because he hurt Khushi.

Next week, the promo will air following tomorrow's episode maybe, if not, defs over the weekend and the week will be big. Barun is back full time now, they will heavily promote their show again to re-assure everyone he is back!

So worry not, next week brings wonders 😊

PS, these Raizada men have very difficult allergies!

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-Gan-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -Jamba-
And I'm ready to swallow all this bilge - IF IT MEANS THAT IT WILL LEAD HER TO ARNIE ALREADY! 😡

In conclusion, CV's - I'm channeling every Mom that ever lived - including yours, when I middle name you and say ominously.

YOU. ARE. TESTING. MY. PATIENCE.

Get Arnie out of that dump, 😡 get KSR to the rescue already, 😡 get the kidnap track wrapped up, 😡 get ASR and KSR back to RM, 😡 get ON with the freaking ROMANCE you promised us over a year ago. 😡

You DO remember the NAME of the show includes Pyaar, right?

Hey I'm usually a silent reader of this thread...but this post especially the quoted part so resonates with me that I just decided to break the silence...I applaud you👏...you said it gal!!!!👏

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Mandy

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Posted: 13 years ago

Brilliant take 5 Jamba!

Much better episode than last night, finally we are getting to see ASR use his dimaag and outsmart tattoo man the same way Khushi is trying to do with Shyam. If they want to continue dragging this track at least show more of ASR being ASR, the lover can return afterwards for now just get him out of there!!

So yesterday I was left puzzled with Manorama but today its clear she is still very worried for Arnav and is upset Khushi is keeping her in the dark. I like that Manorama plans to do some investigating of her own, hopefully she learns exactly what is being hidden from her

Khushi and Shyam's scene wasn't as cringeworthy as I thought it would be, infact I was rather impressed with Khushi. Khushi continues to be ASR like in her thinking and her actions and smartly switches the USB chain Shyam thought he could wisely hide. I just hope something useful comes out of this, specifically let her see those will papers since she has forgotten about the ones she had on her phone.

The Payal and Akash scenes, complete fast forward material! Its not even funny anymore its just downright sad and I feel bad for Deepali and Akshay who deserve much better material than what they are getting now. If they want to do something useful with Payal's character show her being the protective sister to Khushi like she was shown last week, she excelled there! As for Akash, let him be shown working more at AR or let it be hinted whose side he'll be on when Shyam's truth comes out to the family.. basically anything but this!!

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ipkbs

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Posted: 13 years ago

Compared to yesterday- a much much better episode. And will continue to get better from now because our holiness resident hottie, Shri Barun Sobti, has decided to return to the holy sets of IPK after his 40 day vanwaas...🥳

Today's episode had 5 mins of hottie, 5 mins of detective duo and a half, 5 mins of Pickni chameli and 5 mins of mangalsutra.

Now our munda has returned from enlightenment, he has returned with the long lost shaatir dimaag which he found hanging in the vineyards of Nashik...

So he Finds that there's something weird about the disappearance of the mandir bells and railway.

Finds a way to keep the tapori in the room, so he can listen to the phonecall.

Finds a food bill and realises he can send an SOS to his Khoosi to come to his rescue.

Manages to get rid of the tapori man, by faking low blood sugar, finds a pen, writes a cryptic message that only Khoosi can understand and packs it into the box...👏👏👏

Finally, both the sides are cooperating to reach out to each other. Wonderful👍🏼

However ASR my man, You know I will always love you.. but when the tapori said he was alone, you my boy should have unleashed his super hulk power and should have beat up the cockroach and escaped...How easy would it have been, how beautiful Friday would have been😍

Alas, it wasn't meant to be...No bother. We'll Wait some more...😳

The detective duo and a half continue in their mind boggling investigation. The half you must be wondering?

That is Mami bond who made a partial appearance to show she is very much part of the game and vows to carry out her own investigation...(My suspicions, she will add fuel to the fire on the Anjali MU part😒)

Pickni Chameli decides to bathe in chameli ka tel and sets out to seduce her hubby and didn't think about the Raizada men's weak disposition and sensitivity and allergies to anything with an odour...🥱

Khushi decides to tie the mangalsutra on Shyam, who thought he was being showered with Khushi's extra pyaar and loses himself in the land of the fairies🤪

while our jalebi girl steals his horcrux. Well Done.👏👏👏

Now that USB better have something in it like, i don't know, the location of Arnav Singh Raizada's burrow...

Wishful thinking though. I doubt it...

Hopefully we should get some fuel tomorrow to kill us on the weekends though i highly doubt it most likely a freeze on Khushi's face when she receives Arnav's food bill.

I know the entire fandom's patience has completely gone down the drain today.

But the end is very near and it is a very painful crawl to reach it, and reach it we will...😕

No new VM today.

Just the very first one.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp5RO683K2o[/YOUTUBE]

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meens80

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Hi Jamba and SG's,

Loved your take! As usual brilliant and hilarious🤣🤣

Decent episode today; the highlight for me being the return of Mami to the inbestigation. Her disconnect and cool attitude after seeing Arnav being taken away unconscious did not sit well with me. I loved how the urgency and concern for her Arnav bitwa was back today and how she confronted Khushi on Arnav's whereabouts' and refused to be pacified easily. She has decided to carry on her own detective giri and it would be awesome if this leads her to Shyam's revelation and she independently realizes what a sleazy bag he is.

I did not see the SBS segment today; but based on the forum reaction was not looking forward to the Khushi-Shyam scene. But it actually worked for me; Shyam has officially joined his wife in delusional dream land and while his expressions and BG music was cringe worthy; Khushi's disgust and determination was shown well and most importantly the mission was accomplished. Spoiler pics show the locket to be a USB drive; which hopefully has a scanned copy of the will so Khushi-NK get a hint on that as well. Most importantly Anjali was not around; more than Khushi trying to cozy up to Shyam, I was dreading Anjali walking in on them and her mind going into overdrive MU mode.

The shaatir dimag seems to be making a return for ASR as well. His BG score is always music to my ears😉 Liked how they are showing repeated attempts of him trying to escape. Loved how he thought of only Khushi to communicate his whereabouts with; and while I did not care for his repeated "please" with the kidnapper, I liked how he is learning to use nautanki to his advantage; Khushi has taught him well😆😆. Plus the code message that only Khushi will interpret has the forum playing the guessing game for hours😉. Smart move by the CV's to keep the audience intrigued and ensure they tune in tomorrow.

Today I felt bad for Deepali; she really deserves a better role. It is almost as if they CV's decide they need a filler scene write up some nonsense in 5 minutes, shoot the scene in 10 minutes and put it up. I was hoping this insecure Payal track would have some promise but it is unbearable to even watch..

I was so excited about the new promo and was so hoping it would be shown today, why are they holding it back? Also going by the pace of the current episodes looks like it will be end of Tuesday at the earliest before ARHI come face to face😭😭.

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