Our Chicken
Please don't listen to DC. Please don't change. Please don't become a Star. Please pursue your dream of becoming a dancing champion. We cannot blame him today as DC didn't gave him the chance to open his mouth or think (tube-light would have taken at least 24 hours to process everything and come to a conclusion).
He may not be the brightest bulb, but he sure is the most genuine character though he wears the confused look all the time. He will do what is right.
Our Kitchen's frying pan, pot, and oven have to wait for its special Ingredient Our Chicken. There is still chance that he may do what is correct, like always.