Happy Birthday Our Sexy Devil Zarqaa. WeWoveYou❤️

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

CBA

CANT.BE.ASSED

Does This Rings Any Bells?🤣

5TH June 1996

Supposedly 5th June was another day untill, in 1996 A she devil descended down the sky. Oh wait When the Doctor brought her in this world She wasnt crying. The doctor told her to cry, but she didnt. 😲 Then Before the Doctor couldve spanked her She glared at him. So you see since that day she is "i CANNOT BE ASSED."👏😎 She was always like this as a child even😲

Scaring Everybody🤬 She never cried because SHE MADE OTHER CHILDRED CRY😳

And An Excited 24*7 Child. Well Like they said Childhood habbits die hard. Shes been excited since her very childhood😃

O^H Yes like that😲😳

Oh between When she was a child she did not cry like most babies when she was upset or hurt.

Infact shes like planning against them and making plans of their extinction

And most of the babies were like this when she showed her baby colours to them😛

OH NO SHES VERY ANGELIC YOU SEE😃😳

So if you mightve dared messing up with her as a baby this is exactly what she mustve done to you.

oh no, As a baby she lived her life like a BOSS😎

Sexy Kid☺️

OH between She didnt belong to the Im a scared kid group😳 she belonged to the Scaring others group😳

OH NO, Shes nomore the same babies Hitler😲 SHES UN SAB KA BAAP NOW

So If you mess up with her now shes not going to slap you 😳 Shes going to simply do this 😲

OH YES.😎 Shes very protective of Her friends.☺️ She is the best friend anyone couldve ever asked for😍 So nobody dare mess with them.

Shes the sweetest Girl youl ever met. In your very first meeting shell be like The innocent angel

But she turns out the exact opposite afterwards🤣

She is the Sexiest Writer Alive. Shes different. Her taste is unique and just her <3

The list of her favourite celebrities is longer than River Nile😳

She hates the emo----->😊 isliye agar apne sar pyaare hain dont show it to her🤣

Yeah she hates it, regardless of the fact shes used it half of her life on IF🤣

Her favourite Icecream flavour is vanila. And she has more than one use of Icecreams😳 for further explicit knowledge contact her and riya😳

She is an innocent Devil. MY DEVIL INCARNATE😳 shes witty, SEXY, DANGEROUS, CUTE, Sweet, and at the end of the day no matter how much she blackmails and annoys you YOU CANT HELP BUT THIS LITTLE ANGELIC DEVIL.

Oh AND SHES A TUMBLR FREAK. GO FOLLOW HER.

Yes She Was Born On 5Th Of June. And Since Then The World Was Never The Same🤣

WE LOVE YOU OUR KAMEENI. YOURE THE BEST GIRL IN THIS WHOLE WORLD <3

MISS CANT BE ASSED.

The audio link:http://www.swfstore.co.uk/uploads/634ca1a31b/1_1.swf

THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP

Nooro For the Banners And One Liners

Rugoo For the Title Sigs and We Love You

Mais With The Tumblr Gifs

Zee For The Audio

Nooro, Priyu And Radhu with the audio clips

RADHU THANKYOU FOR SAVING ME FROM GOING INSANE <3

Remind me if i forgot someone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR CUTE DEVIL ZARQAA

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

Titles Of Miss Cant Be Assed

Zarqaa Get A Phone.😳Zarqaa: I Cant Be AssedZarqaa Get Skype🤔Zarqaa: I Cant Be Assed🤪Zarqaa Pm Me Too😒Zarqaa:I Cant Be Assed😲Zarqaa Will You Tell Me Already?Zarqaa: I Cant Be Assed👎🏼Zarqaa COME ON FB :o🥺Zarqaa: I Cant Be Assed😡Zarqaa We Want Update🥺Zarqaa: I Cant Be Assed😈Zarqaa OMG LISTEN TO THIS SONG 😍Zarqaa: I Cant Be Assed😳Zarqaa Wheres My OS?😭Zarqaa: I SAID I CANT BE ASSED. I CANNOT BE ASSED😲
HER USERNAME SAYS IT ALL🤣🤣🤣WELL, No her username is not just a username. Its the story of her ass🤣So We proudly award you Zarqaa Ahmed With the Cant Be Assed Award😎

Mostly this is what happens when you confuse her😳

WELL SHES A HELL CONFUSED WOMAN 24*7😳

Her most famous confusion dialogue"WHAT?" COME AGAIN😲"Well no we aint coming again😃If you ever tell her something please check that she has understood what you said😲 Because sometimes after the third time she acts she knows, but no shes dumb you see she DOESNT😳And the other times, she thinks she knows it, but actually shes the one whos interpreted wrong telling others theyrea STUPID😳 Living with her you need to get used to -e- XPLAINING YOURSELF MORE CLEARLY, Because most of the times shes like

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Yes her most Favourite emoticon. If shes said she will use it😃 If she wants to break your head she will use it. If she wants to BRB she will use it, If she wants Laugh, She will USE A TONNES OF THESE. If she wants to say shutup she will use it. If she wants to tell you to go to hell she will use it. If she wants to go to washroom she will use it. If she wants to tell you how hot a hero is she will use it. SHE USED IT WHEN SHE GOT WARNINGS ON INDIA FORUMS😲
Zarqaa: Hello🤣Zarqaa:BYE🤣Zarqaa:I hate you🤣Zarqaa: KAMEENI CHUP KAR🤣🤣Zarqaa: OMG I WANT SEX😲🤣Zarqaa: So Gross🤣Zarqaa: Bitch🤣Zarqaa: Go to hell🤣
So our very own ROFLING QUEEN AWARD GOES TO HER AGAIN😎

Corrupted Sexy Dirty Minds

Yeah the SEXIEST SPAMMING GROUP OF IF😎

Who would tell you to have your FF protagonists to Have Sex on a Tree?🤣🤣

Bed sex is really boring🤣

Well Yes she is the most Sexy And spicy girl youll ever met. Oh and the SPAMMING QUEEN SHE IS😎

Her Sexy Talks Would Drive anyone Mad.

Well Innocent And Her? Its like Shakespeare insulting English🤣🤣

For more information log into CSDM CC. Children Not Allowed.

She is The Sexiest princess Alive

kller

Zarqaa: I meant Killer*

Stupd

Zarqaa: I meant Stupid*

Cry

Zarqaa: I Meant Crazy*

Rok

Zarqaa: I Meant Rock*

Yes, The day she doesnt makes a typo, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST OR MENTAL HOSPITAL AND GET HER ADMITTED😳😲

Well acc to miss Zarqaa she types faster than you pee🤣🤣

Her fingers harass the keyboard AND OUR MINDS TOO😳

Zarqaa: Shutup bitch

Zarqaa: HAW GO DIE BITCH.

Zarqaa: You bitch

Zarqaa: Be thankful Bitch

Her favourite phrase it is🤣🤣

Most of the times she is like

So you dont mess up with her😲

SHE BLACKMAILS PEOPLE 24*7 EKKHGHNJT 🤬

Zarqaa: Dont you love me?😒

Zarqaa: If you love ,me you will do this😳

Zarqaa: Fine i wont talk to you👎🏼

Zarqaa: You dont love me🥺

Zarqaa: I wont update if you didnt do this😈

Zarqaa: I WANT ALL OF IT IF YOU LOVE ME MORE😎

She Gets All She wants By Hook Or Crook, so BEWARE😳

SHES A BLACKMAILER, AND IVE SUFFERED😳

YES SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL THE DAY YOU MEET HER😃Day 1: Hi im Zarqaa. Thankyou So much you are so sweet. I love you😳 ............Day 2: No I want hot tree SEX ☺️SHUTUP BITCH😲You love me dont you? THEN DO THIS🤣
E X A C T L Y Our Devil IncarnateZarqaa: I WILL KILL YOU🤬

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

Like Gloabal Warming The Zarqaa Effect has Taken over all of our lives. Cant Thankyou Enough For Being a Part of our lives. They were never this beautiful Without you in it<3

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

From Nooro
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From Sahar
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more coming...

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

No matter what happens, no matter whatever comes, WE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.MISS CBA OR NOT, WE LOVE YOU <3 You are really Special to each of us. Without You our lives wouldntve been this beautiful, this colourful, This AWESOME. Youre an AWESOME FRIEND.AN AMAZING SISTERAN AMAZING HELPERA BEAUTIFUL SOULYou Mean So Much To UsAnd words Cannot Describe Your Importance In Our Life. Thus We pray to God You Always Get All That You Desire For. Each wish Of yours is Fulfilled. You find happiness in every step of your life, success never leaves you. We want to fight with you, and then laugh at these bickerings later, We want to laugh with you, then get emotional at these times we were with you.
You are Amazing Just The Way You AreWishing you THE MOST AMAZING BIRTHDAY EVER.HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZARQAA

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Rida

@FleetingWishes.

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Message From Aliya (AAALU)

Happy birthday Zarqa! I spent long enough on that rainbow font coloring shiz so appreciate it! Lets get the niceties out of the way first shall we? I hope you have a blast on your birthday and that you stuff your face with cake like you do everyday as i'm sure :P I hope that all your wishes come true [except for the ones you come up with when your up at night with a fiery book in your hand and your conjuring up wacko plans for KaSh - yeh you know what i mean ;)] And we hope to see more of you always smiling and i pray that you continue to receive God's blessings upon your dear heart =)

Apart from the fact that your an evil genius hidden behind that can'tbeassed facade and that you blackmail people into doing things for you and that you tease others relentlessly, you sure are a talented and bright person; always making people laugh and being so supportive. ya know thats the reason why i chose to show you my writing before anybody else right. So stay happy you fool! and be active on Indiaforums again once you kick ass at your exams! 😃 oh btw how old are ya now? younger than me? just curious so that i can pull your leg. its only fair after all the teasing you do. So go be awesome and keep those thoughts clean *stern face*.

love ya Z

yours truly,

Aliya

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Zahra

@Xiahtic-5

Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

Happy birthday Zarquuu
Hehehehe its is fun to nag you for OS and irritate you and by the way you are so SLOW you don't know anything you are too naive gosh you seriously need my company to knw wht is happening around...

Love you so muucchhh i juz hope you had fun on ur bday and i wish to ALLAH that he fulfills all your prays and give u happiness...May you always keep smiling and showing your 32 teeths like this 😃

Ridu good job on the thread but you suck yes you do you ate all my head yesterday :(

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Damnmyass

@Waymaker

Elite

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Posted: 13 years ago

Happyyy Birthday Ass😎

Am actually tired writing happy birthday to you everywhere 😳

Just freaking tell us how you like the birthday thread 🤔

Rida made soo much effort 😍

i love the animated CBA of the first post :O ITS AMAZINGGG RIDA ;D

Anddd You've put soo much effort in this bday thread...ITS VERY VERY GORGEOUS and awesome :D

Happy birthday again Zarqa ;P