Three Stooges..Jokes on S-I-M..

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hello Friends...back again with new Jokes on Three Stooges..oops sorry I mean Tres Amigos...ok they are Sumer, Munna and Inder Sharma sorry beSharma..😆😆

1...Munna apni girl friend ko I Luv YOU kehta hai aur ghir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Munna: I'm in love by God.😆

2...Sumer was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said,
''Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!😉..mosquitoes were like yieh kaun sa namuna hai yaar.''.(bechare Machchar kumar abh dead body utthayenge aapki...) 😕

3...Munna Bikhari ko lottery lagi to usne Mandir banwaya.

Inder Bikhari: Tumne Mandir kyun banwaya?

Munna Bikhari: Iske samne ab main akele hi

mangoonga. 😆

(wah kya Idea hai Munna bhikhaari ji..bheekh maangne mein bhi sole selling agency...copyright act...😆😛)

4...Munna ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski wife Sunaina ne poocha

Sunaina: "Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?"

Munna: "Race Mein Jeeta Hai"Sunaina: "Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log The?"

Munna: "Teen, Ek Mobile Shop Wala aur Main Raja babu"By God...😆

5...Sumer: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal

rahe ho?
Munna: Suicide karne ke liye
Sumer: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Munna: Kahin infection na ho jaaye..😉

6...Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Inder Sharma: Upaaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to iss mein harz hi kya hai?😛...

dono hi toh judwaa hai..(sahi kaha Inder...Jhumpa aur Kutumb are certified and registered Chudails and what abt you?..Dracula ka baap)😆

7...There was three guys Sumer Singh, Inder Sharma and Munna Sharma

were fishing out in the ocean.

After a while of not catching anything, one Sumer Singh yells, "Maare ko mil gaya re..I've got something!" so they all rush over and help pull it in.

They pulled for hours until inside the boat there was a .

She pleaded with them to let her go and when they wouldn't , she said, " I'll grant you each one wish if you let me go.

The three stooges

agreed.:-

THe first guy Sumer singh said, "Make me three times smarter than I already am". a flash of light and then he started quoting Shakespeare perfectly.

The second guy Munna seeing this said "Make me 10 times smarter". a flash of light and then he figured out math

problems that famous mathematicians
had been pondering for years.

The third guy Inder Sharma said, "Make me 20 times smarter".

The Mermaid said, "Sir consider that carefully, very carefully".

He didn't listen to her and said, "Make me twenty times smarter"!

A flash of light and ...miracle happens..guess kiya hua?indar the turned out to be a (arre bhangroo do do biwiyan rakhe hue hai aur tera nature bhi auraton ke jaise ho gaya hai..isliye yehi sazaa hai tere liye..ban jaa aurat..Inder se Indumati...😆😛)