Thoughts on how to ruin a perfect moment

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Posted: 13 years ago
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If you are gushing about today's episode, stop reading.

If you are not, join in.

Gautam Hegde - Lets play hide and seek, Count to 10.
Me - ok, I'm ready
GH - 1, 2 buckle my shoe, 3, 4, shut the door, 5,6 pick up the sticks, 7, 8, bring back the hate, 9, 10, nananana poo poo
Me - no, no, no, don't hide the romance, please!!.
GH - now you see a great romance, now you don't!!

ASR - We hide, the kidnappers seek. Aha! Here's a cliched hut, let's get in and give 'em duffer fans some gratuitous love scenes!
Khushi - ok, it's dark in here!
ASR - good, its best done in dark!
Khushi - 1, 2, 3..10
Kidnappers - ready or not here we come
ASR - But I wanted to come first!

Khushi - oh, biodegradable light!, fire flies, thanks Arnavji, you are so environmentally friendly!!!
ASR - Let me pull a string here and they'd think im pulling your blouse strings.
Khushi - Arnavji!.
ASR - yes?
Khushi - Arnavji, I am constipated. I haven't, you know, done it .
ASR - oh! No wonder you look irritated.
Khushi - I am turned on but constipation overrode my feelings.
Dangerous music plays in the background
Seductino music plays
Wind blows
Seduction starts
And then a Blow to Khushi's head (The biggest Blow of the Century)
ASR - That was a good blow job.
ME - Errmmm! ASR that's not what a blow job is???
ASR - hunh? Let me kiss something mysterious and make it look like I kissed khushi's forehead
Kidnapper1 - Its hot In Mumbai, I like my hanky, let me use my hanky. I prefer to work in Dubai
Lead Kidnapper - Where's the girl? I don't like to waste anything
Now, its Morning
Me - Khushi's head has a massive bump, OMG OMG OMG good thing she did not go into a concussion. Because that can happen you know when you get hit on your head, even if its your lover who did it.
Khushi - he hit me on my head to save me, Arnavji, I'm so turned on, You loves me. , And how thoughtful, you even left a Lota (small pot) for me for my morning ablutions because you knew i was constipated!!! oh!!!
Ting ting ting music plays with sad Rabba Ve
Anjali - chotay chotay chotay, chotay, gasp chotay
ME - SHUT THE EFF UP woman! Would you let me think and not make a mush of my brain!!!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Awesome Post Smriti ⭐️ ... Have thoughts on each scene of the episode but will refrain in reverence to the show that was 😛


Making of the episode today ... Behind the scenes :

CV 1 -- The audience does not appreciate us ... its always about Barun & Sanaya
CV 2 -- Oh yeah ... Lets give them something so good that they freaking drone about it for 72 hours like a manic puppy with unending enthusiasm
CV 1 -- Really ... after all they have said about us?
CV 2 -- Watch & Learn boy
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(72 hours later )
Viewers -- W*F @#$% .. what just happened 😲
CV 2 -- See this is how you turn sadists on your viewers ... Kiss, lick, bite and once foreplay is done & they are on the verge of a massive org**m, you pull out ...
CV 1 -- Oh Wow ... are we good or are we good.

Hilarious Moment of the day -- Since Arnav couldn't hit on Khushi due to interuptions, he decided to hit her in another sense 😆

Precap Blues --

Useless sister's theory of life -- Itna hyper ho jao, ki saamne wala kuch keh hi naa paaye... Life will remain perfect with no ugly truths whatsoever

Side note -- Laughed out hysterically when he hit her 😛

PS -- Was it just me or did Sanaya look really tired today ... This was the first I have noticed w.r.t her.

Edited by paru_rox - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I am sorry i don't have anything smart to say

They even used a body double for the firefly..
Edited by MentalExotica - 13 years ago
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ASR: we are in a hut, let me release my peanuts.

KKGSR: Its so dark in here. I cant see anything.

ASR: here you go, fireflies... can you see anything now?

**

KKGSR: let me wear white to symbolise my virginity and red for my passion

ASR: Me too!

Me:😕

**
KKGSR: arnav ji, string in the back... faster... faster... faster

Kidnappers/Arnav's BD: I am here and i have my gun...

KKGSR: OoOhhh... how big is------- *THUD*
ASR: she left through that window. there is nobody underneath the haystack.

Arnav's BD: leave. time for me to take over.

Barun: Bye, see you in 11/28/40/45 days!

Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie

If you are gushing about today's episode, stop reading.


If you are not, join in.

Gautam Hegde - Lets play hide and seek, Count to 10.
Me ' ok, I'm ready
GH ' now you see a great romance, now you don't!!
Me ' no, no, no, don't hide the romance, please'.
ASR - We hide, the kidnappers seek. Aha! Here's a clichd hut, let's get in and give 'em duffer fans some gratuitous love scenes!
Khushi ' ok, it's dark in here!
ASR ' good, its best done in dark!
Khushi ' 1, 2, 3'..10
Kidnappers ' ready or not here we come
ASR ' But I wanted to come first!

Khushi ' oh, biodegradable light!, fire flies, thanks Arnavji, you are so environmentally friendly!!!
ASR ' Let me pull a string here and they'd think im pulling your blouse strings.
Khushi ' Arnavji'.
ASR ' yes?
Khushi ' Arnavji, I am constipated. I haven't, you know, done it .
ASR ' oh! No wonder you look irritated.
Khushi ' I am turned on but constipation overrode my feelings.
Dangerous music plays in the background
Seductino music plays
Wind blows
Seduction starts
And then a Blow to Khushi's head (The biggest Blow of the Century)
ASR ' That was a good blow job.
ME ' Errmmm! ASR that's not what a blow job is???
ASR ' hunh? Let me kiss something mysterious and make it look like I kissed khushi's forehead
Kidnapper1 ' Its hot In Mumbai, I like my hanky, let me use my hanky. I prefer to work in Dubai
Lead Kidnapper - Where's the girl? I don't like to waste anything
Now, its Morning
Me - Khushi's head has a massive bump, OMG OMG OMG good thing she did not go into a concussion. Because that can happen you know when you get hit on your head, even if its your lover who did it.
Khushi ' he hit me on my head to save me, Arnavji, I'm so turned on, You loves me. , And how thoughtful, you even left a Lota (small pot) for me for my morning ablutions
Ting ting ting music plays with sad Rabba Ve
Khushi Anjali ' chotay chotay chotay, chotay, gasp chotay
ME ' SHUT THE EFF UP woman! Would you let me think and not make a mush of my brain!!!



loved ur post!! :D
i cant believe this was the same show which i fell in love with in one instance! where was the spark of diwali kiss? it was incomplete but was the most beautiful thing ever!
i dont think todays things were necessary, so they could have waited and given us a proper one when Barun is back :(
and we cant even say anywhere that we didnt like it, people are getting angry at us! bhai, this is just our opinion!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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All is fair in TRP and and...TRP!

My attempts at even a slightly humorous response will go in vain because my Amygdala is malfunctioning due to being hit in the head way too many times. So here is a logical take:

Today, there were major holes in the execution as it completely failed to cover even the tiniest flaws in the story. If you look at the individual frames of Khushi(SI) and Arnav (BS), you could see the emotions that could have made the episode worthwhile BUT were killed with the absolute wrong placement of BDs.
All they had to do was:
1. Just repeat the promo sequence with BS and SI up until the obscure dori-pulling thing and then show whatever they did with the kidnappers
2. Be original. Play rabba-ve instead of that ill-fitting song (I love the song, just not in this situation).
3. Find some other way to shut Khushi up than the blow on the head (nothing compared to the real blow she got)

See 1, 2 and 3. It is that simple. Is that too much to ask for? they had already shot the promo so they had the scenes, why not use them? Too many kostins.

Barun's absence is simply not an excuse for today's shoddy snooze-fest. They had the promo, should have used that. Period.
Edited by joenet1234 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Seriously! They really think we're blind dumb idiots.. I think they've mistaken us as a forum full of Anjalis! It was almost like, romance chahiye? Ae le romance! What the?

Okay, let us not talk about the romance part, what about logic? I know logic is a taboo word here, but I'm talking about a tiny bit of logic here..

Her sleeve was torn, and to cover herself better, she changed into a sleeveless, one shoulder blouse and a translucent white saree! What the?? What f**king logic is that? They're actually f**king logic here.. No, they're raping it!

Oh, and the editing sucked big time! He kissed her in mysterious places, and the neck kiss wasn't even shown properly! The promo was better than the epi.. Well, obviously they were hoping to do that only! Rise our hopes with a nice promo, and then phusss in the epi!

And my first thought when he went closer to her, 'God, didn't he stink? Chaar paanch din hogaye nahake!

Aur ise shirt uthaarne ki kya zaroorat thi?? Matlab banda already plan kar chuka tha, ki aaj 'consummate' karke rahenge! You know what I think, I think consummation ko nazar lag gayi! Every one used that word so much, that is why this dhiishh!

Oh, and I want to slap Anjali. She has to be the one to be beaten with sticks! And how did Khushi survive? Poor thing, she's been hit twice. Once by that kidnapper on that day, but in the show it's the continuation of the same day.. And now her husband only hits her again..

I can see that this Sunday's issue in Satyamev Jayate will be domestic violence.. And KKG will star in it! :P
Edited by appy_12 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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totaaly agree with u Smriti... hated the epi... disjointed ugly sequences, apart from a couple of them which were okay... and ya... just tell the ugly truth to anjali and either break her down or strengthen her up.. bahh
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Posted: 13 years ago
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It was the most effing rotten episode I have ever come across in the name of romance. ewww

OMG what the hell was that, wasted 48 hours looking forward for it

Lesson learnt

Never waste ur valuable time anticipating something good from IPK

When Barun comes back Sanaya goes for her Nach Baliyai so its again hide and seek time

They forget we want to see ARHI and not just one lead at a time
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Posted: 13 years ago
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+1

Now where do I start.
That was 1 1000 watt firefly.
And when it flew out , looks like it illuminated the whole dark sky.
Why did you do this to us Hegde, why? Why? why?

And please don't get me started on the BDs, I am going to remain constipated for a long time now, say till June 22nd.

I will give where credits due. Excellent post this one.


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