Aaj to ji hume Guddu ke daanto ki badi fikar ho rahi thi..chinta me humne ek packet biscuit kha liye. baad me batayenge kyun (fikar ho rahi thi)
anyways..
Bella Lestrange jr(BLJ) ka kehna hai ki vo mujhe maarta tha..aur tu maar khaati thi? united pressure cooker ka ad tha jo khaye jao khaye jao ,jagan ke gun gaye jao?
Asu ji ne ji khush kar ditta! jai ho gomati maiya ! saari duniya ke rivers ek taraf ...maa gomati ek taraf.Hum to soch rahe hain,ek aadh dubki hum bhi maar aayen..shayad hamara jiwan bhi sudhar jaye.Isi bahane hamari amma bhi humse khush ho jayengi...us din jab arman ki mummy keh rahi thi,arman tu kab sudhrega,hume hamari amma ki yaad aa gayi..vo bhi humse yehi sawal puchti hai..
NO hello ji ,hai ji..seedha aaj kya layi ho..aap kab se itne bhukkad ho gaye asu ?
Nidhi bhi hadd karti hai.asu ke saamne muh phula kar khadi hai..upar se kehti hai kuch nahi..kuch to bol..muh to khol..
Saiyan aansuo ki bhasha samjhe haan..samjhe haan...
fataak se samajh gaye..dekho to..arre mazak hai kya..nidhi to aiwe gaati hain ki saiyan naino ki bhasha samjhe na ..ab mat gaana!
Wah kya hug tha..maja aa gaya ..2 second ka tha..lekin jis tarah asu ne sir ko chuma..haye..kal aisa karne ke liye nani ne mana kiya tha? Upar se romantic ban rahe hain.gud goin boss..
hum soch hi rahe the is baar koun koodega beech me..aur kood pade guddu..
dhaay se aise ghus gaye jaise nidhi ki jagah anji baithi ho ! shukar hai darwaja tod kar nahi ghuse ..aakar aise khade ho gaye jaise yeh kehne aayen ho..aapko faasi chadhane ka samay ho gaya hai !
kya asu ji..kaise dr heartstone ho aap? aapke samrajya me koi bhi bina knock kiye ghus jaata hai aapke cabin me ..kya hai ye? thoda rob daalo yaar...
Kiss na milne par pure khisiya gaye..unka chehra to ekdum sookhe rasgulle jaisa ho gaya tha!
Guddu ne jab kaha ki main resign kar raha hun,Asu was like ek tum hi to ho is KGH me jo bina gire pade kaam karte ho..agar tum bhi chale jaoge to kya hoga KGH ka..When he said Kisi-gaon ki ladki se shaadi,I was like ..(ek pal me pura scene nazar aa gaya.. Guddu ji ,off white dhoti baniyan pehen kar khet me hal chala rahe hain...aur bail haank rahe hain..kadi dophar me unki cotton ki check check sari pehni huwi biwi aati hai..aur neem ke ped ke neeche Guddu roti,namak aur pyaz khaate hai..while biwi haath wale panke se hawa karti hai )lekin inko himalay jaana hai.Himalay na hua kanpur ho gaya..muh uthaye aur chal diye !
Jab Guddu ne kaha aap baat kariye,i was like thats wat she just said..nahi? vo french me keh rahi thi kya?
Asu ji nirasha bhari nazro se Guddu ko dekh rahe the.mere kiss ki waat laga kar apna ghar basane ke chakkar me hai!
Anji fir dolte dolte pahunch gayi.When Guddu said aap phone ... i heard aap jab phone uthati hain to mujhe tension ho jaati hai..i was like hain ?fir rewind kar ke sunna pada (aaj se jaise hi anji scene me aati hai,hum volume kam karne kood padte hain !).Fir darshan de rahe hai battisi ..that too when anji is fumin.32 teeth chupao yaar ..malum chala is umar me fake teeth use kar rahe ho !
Anji puchti hai nidhi ko tumhara romance kaisa chal raha hai ..aapki aur aapke guddu ki daya rahi to accha chalega ! hai na! Jeejaji se keh kar bada cabin lengi..kyun nahi kyun nahi..KGH ko apna hi maal samjho !
DB ko lagta hai nidhi pareshan hai..haan hai..par aap jaoge to aur ho jayegi.Unka manna hai ghar ka kaam ..bahar ka kaam akeli karti hai nidhi..haan aur kya? HK,BB,arman to invisible hai na..
Kehti hai main ekdum chup rahungi..inka chup rehna utna hi possible hai jitna Jayalalita se weight loss karwana !
Jab mallu asu par toot padi,nidhi ka expression was like iska hug mere hug se behtar kaise?
precap-(mere pati ka) haath mujhe de de mallu !