Munna ka essay...hilarious..

You will forget english by the time you finish reading this essay.😆😆

This is the essay Munna wrote in his school when he was in early teens.

Indian Cow ...


HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 tapsattached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman's and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand and drying in the sun.


Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the files which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow...

..Pleajj Mishter Munnwa you donnt wrightt yenny yessay on me..I yam shiverrrinnng in thunder here with yooar hinglishh...😆... yieh deke meri nazar ko bachao

2--Munna Sharma was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Munna. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE"...😆😃😆

Hearing his reply poor judge..bechare ka Raam Naam Satya ho gaya... i mean he vanished..

Originally posted by: mithsi_22

hilarious bro..🤣i missed your posts so much..

bro i was finding a hard time reading it..how did you write it? 😲 😆

Originally posted by: set_raj

You find it hard time reading?...kuch galat hai ismein sis..?

Thanks a lot...

Originally posted by: mithsi_22

galat nahi hai lekin munna ki english samajne me time lag raha tha..😆

Originally posted by: -shalz-

thank you bro
very hilarious post 🤣 kya essay tha
bhai plz next time kuch hariyanvi me post karna 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: set_raj

Tanne ko chhori haryanvi boli chahise...maiin jaanu se yeh bhasaa...theek hai chhori tanne kal maari haryanvi post dekhna eithey...😆😆

Thanks sis and sorryfor my haryanvi bhasaa...😆

Originally posted by: Anu_1

Hilarious Post. Loved it.