Sworn Testimony – The Full Monty Version
Akshay and Abhaas hereby swear on the Almighty Gita that in order to fill the absence of missing Barun, they will take over his solemn duty and go completely shirtless, only shirtless and nothing but shirtless, so help us God.
Sworn Testimony – The viewer version
We hereby swear on the Almight Gita that we will stop watching the show the day Bland Mamaji and Masala Mamaji go shirtless.
DHISHH Moment of the day
Mami - why did you do this, Bubbly?
Bubbly - The same reason you put lime juice in Jalebi and tore up the sarees, mami!!
Me - DHISHHH
Symbolisms at their best
Shirtless Shyam and his love handles - Shyam has been sitting on his butt doing nothing for way too long and needs to go on a diet and exercise program. Those love handles are killing me man!!
Shirtless Akash - symbolizes that Akshay Dogra picketed and dharna in front of 4Lions office for one full week for one, just one opportunity to show his well toned biceps, which took him 10 months to develop.
Detective Mami and Bubbly - are a family of criminals. You bet Arnav's kidnapper is a relative of Mami too. Zabardast twist.
Khushi's non-reaction to Shirtless Shyam's advances - symbolizes that Khushi has seen him shirtless before and it does not float her boat. Only shirtless Arnav gets her going on a road that in the end leads to no where.
State of the Forum
FM1 - shirtless barun is best
FM2 - I want shirtless HP
FM1 - How about shirtless shyam
FM2 - He was shy, he put towel on himself, he he he.
FM1 - Akash was shirtless too
FM2 - Is the PH running short of clothes?
FM1 - Khushi didn't even look at shirtless shyam
FM2 - That's not her thing. She only likes leg in crotch.
FM1 - nice looking extras, good clothes.
FM2 - yes, obviously they 've been laundering money from AR, they got better clothes than ASR
FM1 - ASR will say I love you, spoiler
FM2 - There's nothing like getting bound and gagged, and shit and pee in your pants, to make a man say those magic words.
FM1 - oh you screwball, how can you say that about ASR!! you you no passion no sex serial lover
FM2 - 10 months dammit!!! I have every right to be mad, you, you, no passion no sex serial lover
FM3 - But, but guys, bubbly will be sent home soon!!
FM1&2 - SHUT THE **** UP!!!!