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First things first, was that BALH or KGGH tonight? As if PK and PS weren't enough, now I have PJK(Priya Janaki Kapoor!). So much of Priya and her shades that I can hardly differentiate what's truth and what's not. Maaya hai boss. Lips sealed since the rockstar CV is busy taking things to the next level. Hope the next level doesn't be that dramatic for we wouldn't identify the primary show and essence we watched this show.
I get it. Everyone's on vacation. Get a board to scroll that we have technical difficulty and air any random week from the first 3 months of the show. Dammit. Don't waste your resources and our time.
Ram Kapoor - I just have tears flowing down my eyes to see that emotional fool they have made out of him. Whoa! Feel like shaking him up by sending the CD of today's episode. Time to wake up and see the asli duniya. The one where people play emotions, feelings are reciprocated at different levels, so much goodness can cause diabetes to me. Having said which you have shown the suffering of a man in a separation so well that it pains to see your state. Doesn't help the cause since I would like to question what made her come back and why would she not even attempt to call after leaving you alone? Why was there no Sharma's apology or newspaper guy losing his job? And for the love of God, excited on your wife's return and choosing the colorful tie,. Man, i need to reboot this machine.
Dadi - You were absent during all the drama and didn't witness all the words Priya spewed at Ram. Now you are more than glad to meet her. Well, I understand the excitement since Golu puttar has been starving. Isn't it high time you use your antenna to the brain and take charge? I guess "Oye Chutki ", "Priya puttar tu sahi keh rahi hai" and " "golu puttar itna dubla ho gaya hai" seems to be replayed every time you are onscreen. Get that volume down dear. As if I don't have Jr and Sr loudspeakers causing havoc, you are on a mission too!
Natasha Kapoor - Amnesia or is it plain goodness? Shipra does some serious kick ass and you are here welcoming your bhabhi. Remember she just gave you some smack too before she left. What's the plan? Sitting at home and getting the aarti thaal or getting your husband back?
Neha and Vik - Two words. GET HERE!
So we have the infamous conversation or the deal between the puppeteers. This is how it goes.
N - I need you to hold the string for now.
P- What? Why? What the? You the NK wants me the chawlwaali to hold the precious string?š² Iam honoured and surprised at the same time.
N- No option since the puppet likes you.
P - What if the puppet wants another one later point of time? Let's do some deal here.
I want to make another puppethouse where I can practice my skills. Economy these days makes people wanting to secure their future.
N- Whatever. But can you make the puppet hate you?
P- Woah! Now that's a cakewalk. You know that the puppet is no SRK or Aamir khan here. And my eyes were always on the Ashwin boy next door. So here Iam gonna make you believe why this job would be done. No A/c in the Sharma's makes me mad now. Getting into the Kapoor puppet house thinking Iam gonna have a great life but so disappointed with the snoring, overweight kapoor. Be rest assured. I have got this.
N- So much change, my dear, you have finally proven yourself to be the string holder, for now!
P- Don't worry. But you know that middle class tag.. hmmm.. not appealing.. also a dire need of makeover.. Angie cannot differentiate me from the chawlwaali with all that screaming I do in KM.
N- Absolutely anything under the sun as long as you return the puppet. Make him hate you and I will return the favor.
P & N - DEAL!
Me - Hey you know, the puppet hasn't eaten for more than 3 days now. And he really loves you. Dying a thousand deaths inside. May be its time to get on a little faster than overacting please!
So PJK is going the whole route to convince Niharika of becoming her Jr. Well done but that overacting just made me go from eww to ewww. Had to hold onto something to protect slamming the laptop. A note to the Dialogue writers.. Return to the cave where you came from. This show has offlate got the worst references and lines in the history of BT. Don't get so low that even the cheesy lines you come up with later are not gonna justify them. So finally some FB's when PK returns home to dethrone NK.
Random Ramblings:
1)Did y'all notice the BG music when Priya returns and taunts Niharika? The only thing missing was sabji lelo sabji addition.
2)PJK aka PK aka PS is convinced on her pyaar ki jeet.. Baad main gaya pati. So she is forming a team to defeat the evil powers. In the ladai of good vs evil, can somebody tell me how long before the RaYa equation coming up?
3)Ram Kapoor is jumping like a happy child on getting his favorite toy and hugging his mom. Hey he is supposed to be 40 and not 4. Get the character sketch right you CV"s. I know your every emotion.
4)Why is it so hard to make Priya emote concern for RK? The whole world is saying that he has locked himself and starved. But all that matters right now is how to do the ladai. Bravo!
The last thing I want to see now is a desperate puppy running to PK just to be treated like Shi*. If that's the rude awakening one needs to have, it might have been good if it were real. Warning for those to take the world's a stage too seriously. If you get so carried away with the acting up, even the real feelings would appear fake pretty soon.
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