Jo bhi kaho yaar ,mr n mrs asutosh me kuch to hai jarur... similarity.. dono ko aaine me apne aapko dekhne ka bada shauk hai .. jab dekho tab shuru ho jaate hain.. samay dekhte hai na jagah.. nidhi ji ka to fir bhi samajh me aata hai.. lady hai ...ladypanti to karengi na.. lekin asu bhi? Pyar main aisa hi hota hoyenga!! ya fir unhone KHNH ka kuch to hua hai ka video dekha hua hoga! Asu ji permission lekar chal diye aspataal..nidhi ji ko dar tha ki hume bhi saath na chalne bol den.. nidhi aap mera scrub banna pasand karengi waala dialogue yaad aa gaya hoyega..isiliye jaldi se maan gayi ..asu bhi 120ki speed se pahunch gaye..lekin jaakar waha, apne aap ko sherwani me dekh kar bade khush ho rahe hain..haan bhai ,bade handsome lag rahe ho ...ab jaldi change karo aur bheja theek karke patli gali ,i mean shortest gali se nikal lo ..biwi wait kar rahi hai!
Ranga ji asu ko kaam par laga kar khud aaram farma rahe hain..jaiye jakar unki help kariye..kuch nahi to kam se kam kainchi aur chura dijiye!
wahan madam time paas kar rahi hai (yaar yeh CVs kahan kahan se gaane pakad ke laate hain..ab yeh koun sa gaana hai ?).. jewar to aise phenk rahi hai ki mann kar raha tha kahen,madam iske paise lagte hain... vo bhi bahut saare.. upar se asu ji ko subah aakar yehin sona hai..gadega unko.. sameto sab chup chaap.So gayi... hamesha to neend nahi aati ...pandit ji ne sone ka mantar phoonk diya hoga ..vo bhi samajh gaye honge nidhi naam ki bala ko!
asu jaise taise ghar pahunche ..aur biwi ko sote dekh khush ho gaye .. bas nazdeek jaa hi rahe the ki nidhi ne eyes khol di(2 min aur nahi so sakti thi? naatak hi kar leti..) ..kehti hai aap... aur nahi to kya neem ke ped ka bhoot ? Asu ji ko BR me change karne ka idea bhi nidhi dengi...I dont understand how such a brilliant doc can loose his mind totally infront of his wife..its like unki dimag ki batti bhujh jaati hai ..nidhi inko mentos do yaar...1 subah 1 shaam..
Waapis aakar biwi ko choona chahte hain..lekin its never advisable to poke a sleepin dragon ..yeh baat yaad aagayi hogi..isiliye so gaye ...inko koi jaldi nahi hai chune ki..inke liye to jindagi padi hai...lekin hume to jaldi hai.Jaldi chuo warna show ki TRP aisi rahi to ... choote reh jaoge !!
yaar Nidhi ka BD...
CB ko jab bataya gaya ki asu ji raat bhar ghar par nahi the,iam sure he was thinkin kahin vo piyakkad ,juari wagera wagera to nahin ..even d operation explaination couldnt convince him.Arman,BB aur aunti everyone started thinkin what 2 lecture asu when he gets up...
nidhi ji dhyaan se apne handsome hubby ko dekh rahi hain.Lagta hai dono ek doosre ko bas dekhne hi waale hain.. kuch dino me hum sab apne apne gharo asu nidhi ko cheer karte huwe nazar aayenge.. go nidhi go ..go asu go .. d way they cheer indian cricket team ...ab yeh alag baat hai hum sab jaante hain na hi nidhi aur esp asu go karenge aur na hi indian cricket team !
asu ji finally apni gehri nidra se jaage ..uthte hi soch rahe hain..main koun hoon.. kahan hoon .. fir phoolon ko dekh kar yaad aaya kal ek Fool se shaadi kari thi ..khoob saare mantar aur khoob saare bills... jab aunti ji ne kaha vo to chali gayi,asu was like arre abhi to kal raat ko jaise taise lekar aaya tha. Subah she dint even get hyper after i came back. Thank god aunti ji clarified warna asu ji devdas mode me jaane ke entry point par khade the! aunti ji ne uthte saath dose number 1 pila di.. biwi ko SR ki raat chod kar chala gaya.. beta ab tujhe is baat ka taana jindagi bhar sunna hai .. har kisi se...this is gonna be one of d phamily anecdotes! kya problem ho gayi? ab aapki shaadi ho gayi hai sir...ab aapko sawal poochne ka koi haq nahi hai ...sirf jawab dena aapki "duty " hai!
precap- besabri ki hadd hoti hai yaar..agar itne besabr aap SR ke din hote to hum sab aapko kadhai bhar bhar ke duwaen de rahe hote! Nidhi ko rote dekh soch rahe honge ,main kal raat gaya tha.. aaj nahi...jis tarah santa tuesday ke joke par friday ko hasta hai,usi tarah yeh madam kal ki baat ko lekar aaj ro rahi hai!
Edited by deepa_jd - 13 years ago