Hello my darlings,
Here's me back again… For a different take in comedy read…
For not-so-comic analysis, read https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/56606158
Scene: 1
ASR baba ka maha gyan… Bribery aur threat se kaam asaan…
ASR: You are fired…
Groom: What? *Shit, I knew that silent game was shady* I like what's-her-name… She is suddenly looking like Ashwarya Rai's twin sister… I love her desperately...*You have no idea how desperatrely* What if I marry her? Can I get my job back?
ASR: Nope, I won't give your job back even if you marry what's-her-name. Your family behaves like 1960 and insults people with less money. And you don't do anything.
Me: ASR darling, forgot mami darling so soon? When are you firing Akash and yourself from AR?
Constructive Critics: Shut up… ASR glared at Garima for one whole second when she slapped Khushi before disappearing in his bedroom and defended his hasty marriage in muh dikhai which is indirectly defending her too…
Fandom: And looked hot at the same time…
Me (Nodding): So true… Looking hot certainly makes up for things…
Scene: 2
Oh Preetika…. Oh my darlinggg….
Groom's family: Cheap house, cheap girl etc etc… Stop wedding… We are the groom's family after all…
Groom: Nooo… I will marry what's-her-name …
Groom's family: *Are you crazy? Remember the game?*
Groom: *We have a new game now. I will pretend NOT to be the greedy spineless jelly we all know I am and you will pretend to be the well-wisher of my happiness we all know you are NOT… Then we marry the girl and take care of the problem later… legally. My boss said that everything is allowed after marriage. *
Groom's family (Bug eyed): *Your boss?*
Groom: *Yes. He said he fired me. But I know him. His poles keep swinging all the time. I will have to wait until the right pole and hit him for the job again… In fact, ditch the wedding at the community hall… let's bring the right pole sooner and get married here…*
Groom to everyone: I, being the honourable, benevolent and generous person, have decided to marry what's-her-name and be kind enough to be the son in law of this poor family…
Groom's family: We, being the honourable, benevolent and generous people, decided to let our golu marry this girl…
Bride's family (in chorus): What a honourable, benevolent and generous family…
Bride: I sob am sob so sob lucky sob to have sob you sob as sob my sob future family sob sob.
(Loopy's Weepy inspired)
Groom: *What a bore…* Party everybody…
Dancing starts…
Groom: Hummm… boss has given me no indication of the right pole swinging this way… but he is looking at that chick like he will eat her with ketchup and mustard sauce… So if I throw him at her and they do rabba vey then the right pole might come this way…
Groom to ASR: Come on sir… dance with us… *So I can put that on facebook and twitter tomorrow*
ASR: *Khushi looking hot again… Where's my replay button*… Ummm okay… dance dance…
Khushi: *What the? Now he is dancing with me again?*
ASR: *Khushi's hair, her smile, her body…. Damn what happened to the replay button…Humm… let's try grabbing her… usually when I grab her, my replay button works… *
ASR falls on Khushi and share eye lock… Rabba Vey playing… Replay button starts working again…
ASR (pushes Khushi away): *Thank heavens… for a moment I thought I have accidentally erased it…*
Khushi: %*&^*%^%#$$%#&#&^#&%^#&
Fandom: #%$^&$^*^&%*%&$%^%$^&^%$
Me: $#$&^%$*%$*$^$*$^%$$$^&$^%$*$&$
Scene: 3
Buttering Ve…
Groom: Now that I have married that spineless jelly and will produce spineless kids to destroy the future of our country, give me my job and promotion back...Not because I am greedy and open to bribery... but because to maintain that useless girl, I need the job...
ASR: *Khushi is listening... Good job... Now she is even more confused... * You have proved to be as opportunist as some of my family members…. Aman, give him bonus and his promotion...
Groom: Thank you sir… *Hugs ASR*
Khushi: Haila… then all this generous drama was for Laad Governor's benefit? How come this guy knows my husband better than I do? Is that why, Laad Governor does not touch me? Forget me… he has been on dry spell since La left… Is this why? Hummm… another MU to solve…. Khushi bond needs to be back to work again…
Me: No no… Don't get distracted… Concentrate on the original MU… Forget rest of the poles…
Fandom: Sing to the tune off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqXgiyE7mj4
Fandom ki duae leti jaa…
Jaa tujhko romantic ASR mile (Take Fandom's blessing… hope you get romantic ASR)…
Hatred ki track naa yaad aaye…
Itne romantic Rabba Vey mile… (You get so many Rabba Veys that you forget the hatred track)
Scene: 4
Maa aur beti… dono kitna roti…
Garima: Are you happy with handsome… I mean damadji? Any issue performance wise?
Khushi: Amma, he is the best…. He is the one… he is better than Salman Khan… He is so saintly that you can pretty much give up your idea of future grandkids…
ASR (Eavesdropping): *Ooohhh… she is being sweet again… Replay button, replay button…*
Garima: Really? Just like your babuji then?
Khushi: Well, yeah… pretty much like babuji at his current condition…
ASR (Eavesdropping): WHAT? See I will show you I'm not like babuji…
Precap:
ASR holding Khushi's hand in sleep…
Khushi: What the? Why are you holding my hands again?
ASR: I can hold your hand… your babuji can't…
Khushi (smirking): *Hummm… Eavesdropping again huh?* (Coming closer with a come hither look) Then why are you sweating darling?
ASR (bug eyed expression): Haila… replay button, replay button…
Me: Is reply button ki to main #%@%@^%#^@#$^$^%$@%$@... Hey bhagwan, sab ka partial amnesia hota hain, iska kyun nehin hota?
Today's song that is playing in my head… To be sang to the tune of…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1V5up6ljw
6 mahino mein 60 tariko se tujhko confuse karunga re…
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Re A A A A A A A
Jitne bhi brain cells baaki hain brain mein, sab ki waat lagaunga re…
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Re A A A A A A A
Jab pyaar mein tu ho jayegi full tun…
Dunga nafrat ka ek aur tension,
Nafrat ki maari, jab tu bechari
De dunga gaalon pe puppy main pyaari…
Jitna bhi close tu sachhai ki jaaye, utni taang lagaunga re…
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Re A A A A A A A
Pagal khane mein tu suite book karegi, aisa haal banaunga re…
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Re A A A A A A A
Financial markets and global economy
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
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