SUGAR, SPICE AND SOMETHING NICE
It began with a tale of two Lifeb(u)oys,
One in the bathroom, making noise;
Other one scared of his mama near,
Hear, hear, hear, hear!
Pardon our disabled ear,
when the soaping hot body is near.
Talking of ASR naturally, not of Mr Impure,
Who needs to hit the gym for sure!
Dripping water, dripping drool,
How dare you humiliate me, you fool?
5000 ki qeemat tum kya jaano, damaadji?
De daali hum ne zindagi ki jamaa poonji.
Mushrooms, Macronis and Mirchi pashta,
Oh ASR, that was some pyaar ka nashta!
Alas for Brownie, his whitey got peeled out,
Let 'em hear, I sound sexy when I shout!
The next day brings a raashan of regret,
Oh ASR, how drool-worthy can you get?
No, buaji, I'm not love-sick,
Just a wee bit shopaholic.
Aaj mausam hai suhana,
Amma kehnay ka hai bahana,
What the- intensity, as he said,
You know my mom's freaking dead!
Forgive me, I beg you,
I didn't mean to nag you.
Quick Arnav, say what you don't mean;
Umm..I can't bear this nasty cuisine!
And, I ain't forgetting the Devil's Pip,
Click, click, skip, skip.
Gol Gappays give Khushi an orgasm;
rounds the corner our Rabba Ve spasm.
Am I making your "chotey" mad?
Baby it's just a trailer of me in bed.
Seducing doth work like a magic wand;
I'll have just one from those syrupy hands.
Faint stomach never won the fair lady,
but the tasty apology to her was a melody.
Naivey-Devi, this isn't some Repentance Day,
He just craved for a romantic Rabba Ve.
Now we present: Emperor of Misunderstanding,
And Empress Weary of Withstanding.
Arnav says, digging his own ravine,
In fact Buaji, I'll be fine.
That night at GH, happened something guttery,
while at RM, Payal plummeted from the phamily tree.
In the morn, Santa Claus sees her dea(e)r shiver,
as the stove of heat hath moved far from her.
No fear Mr Santa, when Hot-wa is here,
He'll willingly warm up the red-nosed reindeer.
And as he emerges from his beddy,
He exclaims, "what the-? It's Christmas already?"
Alas Buaji cleared Arnav's confusion.
A standing ovation for this show's Jodi No.1!
Swamiji, did I just give you a mind-clog?
'Cause you look like a Red-eared Hot Dog.
Darling, what I will give would make you redder.
Just you climb that passionate ladder.
Flowers, falls and filmy smile;
fandom having heart-attacks all the while.
What next? Mr Mechanizada, my dear wife.
Can fix everything, except my own life.
Yes, you Pestering Munnu, even your train.
And oh, another exception's my wifey's brain.
True to his word, acted Khushi the Striker:
Jaanu, now where's your screw-driver?
And don't say no, or else I swear
I'll hide all of your underwear!
I'll buy you shampoo, soap thy steaming shots
and give our fans a year-full of gutter thoughts.
ASR mercilessly breaks her daydreaming heart
Can we just get the hell outta this cart?
Buaji to the rescue: Everyone adjourn,
else I'll annihilate you with Baby Corn!
Popliya cried, let this Diamond be mine
Khushi shouts, "Oldies, get in the line!"
Looks like the CVs were having a shitty day
since all they would muster was a Gobar Ve.
A cheating of Snakey-Poojali's mystic romance
Well at least we got Arnav smiling in his trance.
And Payal's smile made us pee on the floor.
We can't wait to see her in Grudge 4!
Khushi, among Preetika ki shaadi ka suroor,
sadly remembers her Ek Chutki Sindoor.
Arnav muses, "thanks for the reminiscence
I was just penning my List of Repentance"
Wait- what did I hear? NO PRECAP?
Oh CVs, you just made our weekend crap.
On IF, we'll frustrate all day,
where we have spoilers to LOL away.
Shyam kidnaps Arnav, their love finds light.
Khushi and Poojali have a cat fight.
What the, what the, what the hell.
That only Monday will tell.
Pic Credit: Tumblr
If you managed to stick to it by now, i consider it in my lucky stars.
Next time, i think a daily poem would be better...if i already haven't bored you to death my this one! Just wanted to bring a smile 😳
Do leave your comments! Criticism is most welcome.
-Aimz-
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