Anything For You To Touch Me Baby:
Boo-Ah-Jee: Babua have some gol gappa!
Arnav: No thank you. I am just 28 but I have all kinds of ailments that could put a 70 year old to shame..My tummy doesn't handle spicy food too well you see..Mami jee did give me Dabur Hajmola..*Inner monologue: Shit Raizada, W*F? Why are you blabbering like an idiot? Did Khushi spike my namak wali lassi with veritaserum? 🤔*
Boo-Ah-Jee & Garima: *Giggle Giggle* Bitiya you feed him..We know he won't refuse you, the guy is besotted with you, its as plain as daylight..
Khushi: No, I don't want to die so soon..
Arnav: I will eat one, anything to get you to touch me baby *Inner monologue: Touch me touch me touch me, oh zara zara hold me hold me hold me*😈
Khushi: What the?
Arnav: Can I lick your fingers?
Khushi: What or who is stopping you?
Arnav: SP Nuns!😔
Khushi: Darn it!
Bubbly & Manorama Masi-The horror show:
I have finally figured out the mystery behind this Bubbly track..She is actually a grown woman who is under the disguise of a cute 9 year old..The real Bubbly has been abducted by this poser and locked into some dungeon..This woman was in LOWE with Akash ever since their college days, and now she is here to eliminate competition, ie. Khoon Bhari Tang..This idea is basically ripped off from this movie I watched a while ago, very creepy stuff, take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3pyIO2EfI
FYI, I hope you do know I am joking, wouldn't want this to turn into a full fledged discussion about how Bubbly is actually a kid, a real kid!😛😆
P.S I totally thought Mami was scared 'cause someone held up a mirror in front of her, god that eye makeup almost blinded me for a second!😆
Feeling Cold? Fear not when hotwa is here:
Boo-Ah-Jee: Good Morning Arnav Bitwa!!
Khushi: Boo-Ah-Jee, he is planning to kill me, I am about to go into hypothermia!
Arnav: Give her another blanket Boo-Ah-Jee, that ought to shut that delectable mouth up..
Me: *THUD* Did Arnav-I-am-So-Tormented-By-The-Terrace-Scene-Raizada just crack a joke?😲
Boo-Ah-Jee: Bwahahaha Bitwa, I am sure you have other means to warm her up!😉
Arnav: Hmm, thanks for the heads up Boo-Ah-Jee..Now where were we Mrs.Raizada? Ah yes, you are cold, let me warm you up nice and good then!😈
Khushi: Huh? What? Its a bit hard to form coherent thoughts or sentences when you are encroaching on my personal space like this..*Dhak Dhak*☺️
Arnav: Don't lie baby, you know you like it..
Khushi: Oh yes sweet lord I do, please come closer!
Arnav: Shit, SP nuns are peeping over the window! So ermm, your nose is red..
Khushi: Darn you SP nuns, I don't wanna die a virgin, just saying!😡
Back to Comedy Circus:
Yayy! I bet all of you felt like banging your heads, or actually the creatives' collective heads against the nearest walls after Khushi resorted back to annoying the life out of her husband after taking a short hiatus of just one episode..I know we are real close to the big revelation, but writers, be careful, you are not being fair when it comes to writing Khushi's character..You give a world of depth and substance to ASR, and are making her come off as someone suffering from multi-polar syndrome..Do tread cautiously, because in the upcoming track, viewers should rightly sympathize with Khushi and with the way you are going, I won't be surprised if we have a hard time doing exactly that!
That's all from my side, would love to hear your views!