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Posted: 19 years ago
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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

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sammie thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#2
cool
but hey wats the '*'
mkzara thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#3
for the last one its two S so A.S.S. Kisiing
and the other one is B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T
sammie thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#4

😆

i tried to make the letters from the number, but didnt realize that it may become that

😆

Edited by sammie - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
#5
😆 😆 Okay there 😕 😆
Thanks for sharing 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
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eww!!!zara...i never new ud ever say that...lolz...t4s!!!

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