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Hiii buddies,

Why is this forum so silent??? This is nt gud thing at all 4 us...lets rock nd do fun...
I write something hope u will enjoy it...

Topic is ' where is amma...'

Pratigya is in police station...

Pratigya: inspecter sahab...hamari amma pichle kuch dino se gayab he...please unhe dhundhiye..
Inspecter: kitne dino se gayab he?
Pratigya: unhe kafi time ho gaya...
Inspecter: kafi time ho gaya!! Itne dino se tum log kya timepass kar rahe the...?
Pratigya: nahi inspecter sahab..hum log apni haweli wapas lene k liye plan bana rahe the...
Inspecter: yahan tumhari amma kho gayi he tumhe apni haweli ki fikar he..
Pratigya: fikar to hogi na...aakhir ham adda par kab tak rahenge...aur amma ko hum baad me dhundh sakte the par haweli baad me nhi milegi...
Inspecter: dekhiye jab tumhe apni amma ki fikar nhi to hame bhi koi shauk nahi he ki hum tumhari amma ko dhundhkar time waste kare...

Sajjan singh enters in police station

To be continued...

sajjan: tu haar himat k say huwi hamari takurain k barai ma yeh bolnai ki.

Sajjan singh: ka bola kutta! Tu hamari biwi ko nahi dhundhega...
Inspecter: tha..tha.thakur sahab aap!
Sajjan singh: han hum...chupchap hamari thakurain ko dhundhne me lag jawo warna ham tum me itne chhed karenge ki confuse ho jawo ki saans kahan le aur baten kahan se kare...
Inspecter : thakur sahab aap chinta mat kijiye aap ka kaam ho jayega...ham abhi apne admi ke sath thakurain ko dekhne k liye jate he...
Sajjan singh: jaldi lag jao beta...

Sajjan singh nd pratigya is out of the police station...

To be continued...

Inspecter: sunlo sabke sab poora allahabad chhan maro lekin kisi bhi kimat par thakurain ko dhundhna he...sun liya sabne...???
1 Hawaldar: sir, me poora allahabad nahi chhan sakta ..
Inspecter: kyu..?
Hawaldar: sir, aaj meri 2nd marriage anniversary he..mujhe ghar jana hoga...
Inspecter: abe sale teri aaj hi marriage anniversary honi thi...2 din baad shadi nahi kar sakta tha kya??
Hawaldar: sir ap 2 din ki baat kar rahe ho..me to ye soch raha hu ki mene shadi hi kyu ki...
Inspecter: bakwas band...hum yahan mission par aye he...
Hawaldar: kaun sa mission sir!

Inspecter slaps to him...nw u got 2 knw wht is our mission...

To b continued...

Inspector-"Ee kaun hai jo baar baar kanoon kanoon ka ratta lagai rahi hai..??"

Inspecter: humko allahabad ke sabse bade bahubali thakur sajjan singh ki biwi ko dhundhna he...
Hawaldar:kya!! Pehle kyun nahi bataya sir apne!
Inspecter: abe itni der se kya me chinese me bol raha tha...! Chalo kaam par lag jao..hame jaldi thakurain ko dhundhna he...

All r busy to search...but they didnt find amma...

Hawaldar: sir hamne har jagah dhundh liya...kahin bhi thakurain ka pata nahi he..
Inspecter: aakhir ye thakurain ja kahan sakti he...
Hawaldar: sir hame agar pata hota to ham dhundhte hi kyu..?
Inspecter: agar thakurain nahi mili to sajjan singh hame jaan se maar denge..
Hawaldar: sir aapke pas thoda jehar hoga??
Inspecter: jehar! Kyun?
Hawaldar: sajjan singh ke hatho se marne se acha jehar khana he.

Inspecter: sahi keh rahe ho...abhi thakurain ko dhundhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin he..
Chalo sath me jehar khate he...:-D

Amma searching mission end..

Next topic:
kriya ki angel...

Krishna aur pratigya apne room me ...

Pratigya: krishna hame tumse kuch jaruri baat karni he...
Krishna: han bolo babu...hamse baat karne k liye ijajat ki ka jarurat!
Pratigya: krishna ham keh rahe the ki tum abhi bhi pita ban sakte ho eske liye tumko apna ilaaj karana chahiye..
Krishna: ye kaisi baat karti ho babu.aisa kabhi hota he ka!
Pratigya: hota he krishna...writers kuch bhi kar sakte he...
Krishna: ka keh rahi ho babu! Matlab writers hame baap bana sakte he...
Pratigya: han bilkul...writers sab kuch kar sakte he...

To b continued...

Krishna: to phir thik he..ham abhi writers ke pass chalte he.
Pratigya : han jarur chalo ...hum abhi tyaar hokar ate he.
Krishna: thik he phir hum bhi fata fat tyar ho jate he..

Krishna aur pratigya dono tyar ho gaye...
Dono apne room se bahar nikal aye...
Sajjan singh ne dono ko beech me rok diya..

Sajjan: kahan ja rahe ho tum dono?
Krishna: wo bauji ham pratigya ko bahar ghumane khatir le jaye rahe he...bahut din ho gaye hum kahin gaye nahin.
Sajjan: thik he beta jao...khub maja kario...hamra aashirwad he tumhre saath.

Krishna aur pratigya dono haweli se bahar aajate he aur bike par bethkar wahan se nikal jate he...

To be continued...

Krishna aur pratigya dono writer k office ke bahar khade the...wahan name plate lagi hui thi...likha tha 'shanti bhushan'...

Krishna: ye ka likha he babu..
Pratigya: ye writer ka naam likha he..
Krishna: acha! Ka naam he uu ka..
Pratigya: shanti bhushan..
Krishna: acha nam he..lagta he uu jyada shanti pasand karte honge..
Pratigya: dekho krishna andar jakar unse namaste karna aur unse sir kehkar bat karna.
Krishna: thik he phir...tum jo kahi ho hamse ham wohi jake kahenge..

Dono andar chale gaye...

To be continued...

krishna: tum ko hamra namaste sir ji..