When:early to mid 2012
What: have taken refuge at SOCA (Soap Opera Creatives Anonymous)...they are the inaugural group.
Where : unknown for the safety of the participants..
How: same as dhobi ka k*!!a na ghar ka na ghat ka.
Why: Inability to satisfy EVERYONE. If they write anything serious, people are up in arms. If they write anything funny, no one is laughing with them. The RVs are backfiring. TRP's have been a pain in the a$$. IPL has been bowling constant googlies.Pro-Khushi and Pro-Arnav teams in IF are b*!(# slapping them left and right.
Interim Solution Proposed: Send them to where LM decided to hide after his FB wall was constantly bombarded with abuse, lecture, lawsuit threat.Lift stories from fan fictions till they recover, recuperate and rejuvenate.
Permanent Solution:Give them a week long deadline of solving the MU, get the protagonists divorced or killed like The War of Roses. IPK ends it's run. Na Rahega baaNsh na bajagi baaNsuri! Give the slot to some saas bahu drama which follows template storyline. Avoid giving them storyline with undefined relationships/feelings like "iss blah blah.."
Repercussion:People like Gan can go back to her regular name and drop BarunFan and revert to 'normal' pre-IPK persona. No more calling her best friend and gushing like a teenager about this unlikely fictional love story between a male character who reminds her of her favourite dark anti-heroes and heroine who is quirky, sometimes infuriatingly OTT but still lovable for her indomitable attitude. And thank God everyday for creating the individual who created YouTube so that I can relive all those ARHI moments.
May peace prevail soon in IF and IPK. Strife is too draining.đ