Posted:
Panky - pssst, Hanky, yoo hooo
Hanky – Kya hai! (What!!) What do you want?
Panky – Here, pssst, on the door handle?
Hanky – What are you doing there?
Panky – what are you doing in his pocket
Hanky – he stole me from khushi
Panky - bas***d, and he left me hanging here
Hanky – he is getting careless
Panky – listen, we got to do something.
Hanky – Shoo! No way, not with you buddy.
Panky – well, darling you keep waiting for Macho Bluetooth of yours, I told him a lie. He's out of charge.
Hanky – I love him, he is dark, modern, sleek and fits so snugly.
Panky – Keep dreaming, I hid his charger, you ain't getting any action till kingdom come
Hanky – I don't care, I will wait if it takes my Macho Bluetooth forever to get fully charged and come to me.
Panky - Ya know, he's lost his thread. I've still got mine.
Hanky – you're hanging by a thin thread yourself you idiot. Don't get too confident.
Panky – Look, your Bluetooth's got serious MU (Magnetic Uncertainty). You know what those things do to a man's boys?
Hanky – No, what do they do
Panky – They can't swim
Hanky – So? The pool is only 3-ft, can't swim anyway
Panky – Shit, stupid, I am not talking about swimming in the pool
Hanky – what are you talking about?
Panky – You know the boys who got Pooja Thali in the family way?
Hanky – Ah! That reminds me, you really should go back to Pooja Thali.
Panky – There you go again. Pooja Thali is boring, I want you.
Hanky - I love my Macho Bluetooth, I won't cheat on him, how many times do I repeat myself?
Panky – Bloody Bluetooth, He can Root Canal himself.
Hanky – he is not an actual tooth you idiot.
Panky - I am better, and I can get threadbare in a second for you.
Hanky – Hah! My Bluetooth lasts overnight without losing charge and he blinks like clockwork. Bet you can't do that! Listen, Pooja Thali is an angel. Whats wrong with you!
Panky – She freaking sits in the prayer room all the time. I can't do "it" with all the God's watching!!
Hanky – Tough luck, I can't wipe your tears. I'll save myself to wipe my Macho Bluetooth's snot.
Panky – STOP! Or I will show you what I'm made of.
Hanky – Get off me you cheap cotton thread!!
Macho Bluetooth walks in and thunders – What's going on here? Hanky-Panky?
And then it happened. The terrace scene flashed through his mind, once again rearing its ugly head, reminding him of his running saga of low battery charge, his solemn duty to ring-ring, and his revenge on a thread
(Why the hell would a Bluetooth want revenge on a Thread? beats me, but it sounded to good to bring back the terrace scene to help Mr. Macho Bluetooth)
Anupamaa
456