jokes

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

whatwould u call a train full of beautiful girls............
socho-socho.......... arey baba........."MAAL GAADI'

haryanvi jaat riding a bicycle & hits a girl.......
GIRL : ghanti nahi maari jati kya??
JAAT : re chori baawali dikhe??
poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag te maaru ke??...............

A little kid asks,
"Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?
"No idea"he replied,"I am still paying for it..."

emran hashmi ne apni girlfrnd ko pehle "aashiq banaya"
phir "chocolate"mein "zeher" dalkar "murder" kar diya
aur kaha "kalyug" mein "aksar" aisa hota hai.......