Thoda pyaar thodi masti.....

THODA PYAAR THODI MASTI

Mansen and Siddhart goenka are brothers…….they love each other a lot……..mansen is the elder and siddhart the younger………They both had love marriages………Mansen to shaukuntala…….and siddhart to gunvanti,whose shakuntala's sister ……..

And they thought life will all roses for them ………..but no it was full of thorns,……….

Why?? You will come to know soon………let me introduce other characters……..

Mansen has three sons………

Suraj

Arjun

Yuvraj

Siddhart has one daughter

Priti

Mansen and siddhart own one of the biggest business empire in India ==GOENKA INDUSTRIES……….so they are smart intelligent rich and………….hen pecked husband's………..

Exactly………now lets see what's going on in heritage house……..

Mansen and Siddhart arrive from office and as soon as they enter …they find shakunatal standing ………Mansen starts sweating seeing her and his expression changes from happy to frightened one………….

M: (very sweetly) arre shaku!! Tum mera intezaar kar rahi thi ….mujhse aane mein zara der ho gayi isiliye……….

Shakuntala watches him with narrowed eyes and then

S: ham …theek smajha aapne main aapka hi intezaar kar rahi thi………..kaha the aap……..itni der laga di

M: who!! Darling main office main tha………bahut kaam tha naa (smiles) kyun siddhart(looking at sid)

S: achcha!! Par jab maine phone kiya tha………who bhi 4 baje office walon ne to kaha ki aap office se jaa chuke hai……….aur ab aap 9 baje ghar aa rahe hai….hmmm

Now standing with her hand on her hip……..

S: itni der kaha samay barbad kar rahe the……….huh!!

M: who….uh……..(sweats fearing shakunatala)main……..(looking at sid)

Sidhhart comes to rescue:

Si: who bhabhi hum kisi meeting pe gaye the………..

S: achcha meeting pe gaye the………kaha……BLITZ restaurant main thi aapki meeting……

Mansen and sid are shocked……….they wonder how did she come to know abt their outing……….they went for outing because the day they come early to home they have to prepare the food and do other chores……..

S: ab bhut banker kyun khade ho……….mujhe jawab chahiye……..

M: darling

S: koi darling varling nahi………tum dono ki saza ye hai ki aaj raat ka khana tum banoge samjhe………aur haan jaldi hume bhuk lag rahi hai………

M: par

S:HMMM!!jao kitchen main jaldi khana banao………main aur gunvanti tab tak garden main baithe hai……….

As soon as she leaves ………..mansen and sid go to kuitcfhen to cook the food…..

M: (cutting onions) sid….baharwalon ke liye to hum bade industrialists hain……..par ghar main ……….ghar main hum humari biwiyon ke naukar……..hai(crying)

Well mansen was crying since he was cutting onion

Si: (cutting French beans) hmmmm……..main to soch raha hoon ki kya dekhkar aur kis muharaat par par humne in do bhootniyon se 27 saal pehle shaadi ki thi……….

M: (turning to look at sid and literally dropping the knife) bas sid……bas ab aur nahi……main ye aur nahi she sakta……..27 saal se hum is ghar ke malik kum …………..naukar jyaada rahe hain………aur ye do maharaniyan

In frustration……….lifts the knife up and holds up

M: jee karta hai……….dono bhootniyon ka khoon kar doon………

Si: jee bhaiyya main bhi

Just then gunvanti appears on the kitchen……….seeing them both talk she gets annoyed……

Gu: ye kya baatein ho rahi hai……….

Seeing her mansen puts the knife down and smiles at her…..and sid turns to look back

Si: nahi……….nahi

Gu: ye nahi nahi kya kar rahe ho………yaha bhaisaab se baatein hi karte rahoge ya phir khana bhi jaldi banaoge

Si: bana hi tho raha hoon darling

Meanwhile mansen starts cutting onion with a double speed fearing that any moment his wife would also appear on the scene……….

Gu: khaak bana rahe ho bhaiyya se baatein chal rahi hai……….ab jaldi khana banao aur phir meri saariyan bhi to press karni hai naa……

Si: par uske liye to laundry aur gahnu kaka bhi to hai

Gu: saza yaad hai naa……ya phir bulaon didi ko hmmmm

Hearing "didi" mansen turns around…..

M: arre nahi nahi………..apne didi ko mat bulao

M: (looking at sid) sidhart jaldi kaam karo warna aaj raat ka khana bhi hume naseeb nahi hoga………..plz….humkaam kar rahe hai gunvanti shakunata ko mat bulao(with feared expression in his face)

Gu: Good!! Khana banne ke baad humme bulana……..hum bhaiyya ke kamre main baithkar humari favorite film "fanna" ki dvd dekh rahe hain………..Usme aamir kya lag raha hai……isiliye hume bina reason disturb mat karna……..

Mansen and siddhart: JEE

M: hmm!! Fanaa………inhe dekh kar to lagta hai…..ki mujhe bhi aamir ki tarah inhe mar kar terrorist ban jaana chahiye……….waise bhi inhe maarkar desh ka bhala hi hoga……….

M: (still crying) Humme rasoiya banakar rakh diya(sings a song) humse ka bhool hui …..ke yeh saza humka mili………….(wiping his tears with back of his hands……….)

They prepare food………..

In night…….


Mansen and shakunatala are sleeping ………..suddenly
shanukuntala gets up……..its 4.00 in the morning……….she
wakes up mansen………but as usual he doesn't which annoys her

S: ab aap uththe hai ke nahi……… 😡


M: oh oh sahku sone do naa……..(pulling the sheet over himself) 🥱

S: aap utho………aapko aaj pure ghar ki safai bhi karni hai……

M: (in sleep) aaj…..kyun aaj to diwali nahi hai

S: diwali nahi hai………kisne kaha aaj humare teeno
beten wapas aa rahe hain……..ye kya kisis diwali se
kum hai……..hmm (shaking him) utho abhi…… 😡

M: OHO shaku soneeeeeeee(he sleeps off) 🥱

S: achcha aise nahi uthenge………abhi batati hoon………


She goes to the bathroom and brings a bucketful of water and pours it on mansen's face……..mansen is hell shocked………sits up……….

M: OOHH!!AAHHH ……….kya hua ………baad(flood) main humara ghar aur hum doob gaya kya……….?????????(just opening his eyes) 😆

Rubbing his eyes ………..he sees shakuntala standing with a bucket……… 😆

M: sahku darling………ye tumne kiyaa……..(a bit annoyed)

S: hmmm

M: lekin kyuun darling……..main itna achcha sapna dekh raha tha(of divorcing u… 😆 …..in his mind)aur tumho ki tumne(making a cute expression) ……..CHE……….

S: achcha sapna dekh rah ho……to ghar ka kaam kaun karega…….hmmm chalo utho bahut kaam hai…(hits him with
the bucket)

Takes a chance………

M: shaku……aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai……..dekho meri aankhen bhi laal ho gayi hai(widens his eyes )………aur matha(forhead) bhi dekho(keeping her hand to his
😉 forhead) feverish lag raha hain naa(nodding his head)


S: koi fever vever nahi hai………chalo utho………jyaada time mat barbad karo…… 😡

M: nahi shaku main nahi kaam karoonga(in a rebellious tone)


S: nahi karoge……..(goes inside and brings a broom)


M: ye kya hai


S: (holds broom up in her hand) isse JHADU kehte hain(widening her eyes) 😡


M: darling……..tumhe iss tarah jhadu pakad kar khade rehna shobha nahi deta…….. 😉


S: jee shobha to ye bhi nahi dega ki main apne pati ko maroon who bhi ……issi JHADHOO se……….par kya karoon ap iske layak hain………

Saying she hits him with broom on his arms

M: ouch darling……….

S: chaliye bahar jaayiye……Jaao

He gets up……she hits him on his back……..then again on his arms……

M: (he is) OUCH OUCH!!lagta hai darling ouch ouch!!

S: lagta hai……….meri baat nahi manne ka yahi
saza hai………

Finally he is out of room………..

S: aura b jaakar kaam karo aur kaam khatam kiye
bina office mat jaana……….varna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga……..

M: (to himself) who waise bhi koi nahi hoga………..

When he turns to go back she calls him and turns
back to her………

S: aur haan 7.00 baje humare liye chai le aana samjhe ……….ab jao


Saying she closes the door with a bang on his face…………

M: (with a forlorn expression) jee bhootni jee…….. 🤢 (going down) mann to karta hai….bhootni ka
gala goth doon ya phir………….(widening his eyes)
is chai mein zeher mila doon to……..(smiling wickedly) 😈

M: par afsos………who to meri naseeb main baithi hui hai……….upar bhi jaayegi o mere baad…………

Goes down to do his chores………..

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Goes down to do his chores………..

Mansen and siddhart meet down and start to do their cleaning…….. 😭

Mansen sweps the floor ……….sid is cleaning the vase……..theh mansen rushes to clean the steps……then sid clean the garden……..by that time its 7.00 so they both rush to kitchen to prepare tea for their respective wives………

In mansen's room:

M: sakuntala

Shakuntala doesn't get up………

Mansen looksat her distustingly……..

M: dekho to sahi………kaise padi huyi…..hai yeh nahi ki
jaldi subah uthkar apne apti ke liye chai banaye………nahi
ye to inke shaan ke khilaf hai……… 😡 😡

S: hmmm!!

Mansen is frightened……..he again calls shakunatala………this time she wakes up……

S: arre maine to 7.00 baje lane ko kaha tha………abhi to 7.30 baj rahe hain… 😡

M: who darling main to yahan 7.00 baje aaya tha par tum so rahi thi to socha ki tumhe sone doon akhir tum kitna kaam karti ho tumhe bhi aaram milna chahiya……..

S: cho chweet of u(pinching his cheeks)

Mansen smiles at this………..(distustingly)

At the breakfast table……….

Si: arre bhaiiya mujhe to bahut neend aa rahi 🥱

M: neend to mujhe bhi bahut aa rahi hai 🥱

Just then thier wives appear wid breakfast………seing the breakfast mansen and sid'd face go pale………. 😲 😭

M: sirf 2 toast……… 😭 😲

S: haan!! Aaj hume bahut kaam hai……..aap jaldi kha kar office jaiye………aur haan aaj jaldi aa jana ……..bachon ko airport receive karne jaana hai naa……..

M:hmm theek hai…………….jaisi aapki marzi………..

They leave to office and in the evening go to receive their sons………..

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They leave to office and in the evening go to receive their sons………..

They stand for a while in the airport and……then smile......

First….suraj comes………..then behind him ……arjun arrives……….then atlast yuvraj comes………..

They are greeted and they all sit in the car……….

Su: papa kaam kaise chal raha hai

M: (smiling) sab achcha chal raha hai……..tum batao……..

Su: hum sab to bilkul theek hai papa

Y: papa priti kaisi hai………

M: who bhi theek hai……….

Thus chattering they reach heritage house………….

In the opposite house ………someone is peeping through the window and as soon as sees them coming down from the car………..runs in………

In heritage house……..

S: beta……….tum log aa gaye……..arre gunvanti who aarti ki thali to dena……..

A: mama aap bhi na……….

S: arre chup!! Mere beton ko kisi ki nazar na lag jaaye……..

They enter the house……..

Y: mom….mujhe bahut bhuk lagi hai…… 😃

S: mujhe pata tha isiliye to sab kuch bana kar rakha hai………

They all become fresh and sit down to eat……….

Y: wow itna saara khana!!!!!

A: bhaiyya…….iske moon main khana dekhte hi paani aagaya…… 😆 😆

Y: tumhe isse kya……hmm 😡

They all eat………eat………eat……..but still shaku and gunvanti keep on serving them…..wheeras no one even asks mansen…..and sid………

Su: arre maa kitna khilaogi……..5 saal ki kasar aaj hi poori karni hai kya..mm 😆

S: arre beta ……..tum bhi naa……..ye lo aur 2 puriyan lo……tumne khaya hi hi kitna........Arre arjun tum bhi lo………yuv tub hi le

Arjun tries to interrupt but doesn't succeed………yuv manages to…..

Y: mom mujhe puri nahi chahiye………..halwa chahiye

Shakuntala goes in ……..

A: arre bhaiyya hum itna khayenge to 2 dino mein adnan sami ban jaayenge………. 😆
Maine ek aur puri khayi naa………to mera peth fath jaayega……… 😆

Suraj sees mansen and sid not eating anything obviously because they not served anything……… 😕

Su: arre papa aap kuch nahi kha rahe hai………puriyan lee jeeye naa

Mansen goes to take it……….shakuntala interrupts………

S: aap bhi naa 😡 ………ye bachon ke liye hain………aapke liye nahin….ye le halwa yuv beta………

Yuvraj is shocked to see halwa……….he had expected a small katora of halwa………but he hardly knew the halwa would be of full bowl…….. 😆

Y: MOM!!!!!

S: kh naa bet kha naa

Saying she fed him a spoon of halwa……..

yuv ate it unwantingly making an expression……..after shakuntala went in………

A: HHEEEEEEEHAHAAAAAAHAHA 😆 😆

Y: (looking annoyingly at arjun) bahut hasi aa rahi hai naa tumhe 😡

A: HHEEE………..haan tumne hi to puriyon se bachne ke liye halwa manga tha……HAHAHAHAHA ab khao ……….ye 1 kilo ka halwa 😆 😆

Even suraj laughs

Y: bhaiyya aap bhi……..

They somehow escape more food and run for their life……..

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heyi sia !!!!!!!!!!!!
its toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lovely yaar 👏
sorry read it after a long time !!!!!!! but all in one go...n its amazing...
i mean mansen as naukar...hahaaha 😆 u'v me rolling on grnd... n now every1has joined...now it'll really be rocking 😆