How war is waged and how to escape unhurt!!!

First of all friends, I take immense pleasure and honour to be giving a demo on how wars happen in forum, how they are preplanned and executed, and how one can escape from getting struck in that battle field:

Originally posted by: mahkutty

First of all friends, I take immense pleasure and honour to be giving a demo on how wars happen in forum, how they are preplanned and executed, and how one can escape from getting struck in that battle field:

You must be knowing we have some pretty talented people who have mastered this art.. and for those wondering how to educate oneself in this art, I can throw some light.

Firstly, you need your friends backing or you need to have a group to successfully execute this:

Demo One: (How wars are preplanned )

Pehle apne dosto ko pm karke ya kisi chat club mei puchna hoga... kya tum free hoo ? aur baatna hoga..eg: sharp 9 clock HD forum mei aajoo... Mei ek aisa topic baanunga unn logo ka gilli uddega...then the friends say wah wah kya idea hai😆 toh phir mil the hai sharp 9 aur jaise mei topic baanow ek ek karke ap log post karna...done, done!!

Then, the topic comes up and then the fauj mei ek ek karke they post... agar by chance koi aise topic mei kisne reply kar baite... samjo chakkra viv mei paasa...😆

Iss school mei yeh log sikthe hai.. uss school ka headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuiton letha hai😆😆

Please note, topic controversial hona chahiye... otherwise uska koi reply nahi karega aur kisi kone pe topic forum mei padega... So, chose burning topic to have an impact.

Demo two: (Execution)

This is very important, if execution is not correct, then everything will go waste. So the content of the topic should have some spice and do add a note asking mods not to delete the thread.

Now, your friends role is vital, once the topic is created... It is up to your friends to take over... You will see then from that group, one by one will start firing and they will be a blast and they will be unstoppable and fully charged...

Demo Three: (How to escape this bouncer ?)

This comes with experience any new kid on the block who walks into such sticky topic will be stamped matlab shayeed hojayega... and never go alone to such topics without much protection... Take precaution... You need to be really brave to walk into such topic to face those people.

Another good practice is you can just ignore and let them vent their anger or if you are good at humour you can have really good fun with them.. provided you know how to keep yourself calm and composed, but the entertainment is high on...

So, I think I very much touched up all aspects of war, so if anything left out or anyone has any doubts please let me know, I can provide you good insight so that it is really beneficial in the future...

Please free feel to ask me any questions or mail me to nayakiraayadar@sharmanivas.com

I had a nice time giving demo, and I hope my class was up to the mark! God bless you...

@Mods, please don't delete this topic as I feel this is an education class to help people to avoid getting into topics which is intentiontally drawn...

Plzz translate it in English

interesting must say it seem interrelating

Hillarious!! good to know the procedure never think before.

Ok, I need to translate a portion in Hindi for those who don't understand Hindi::

Originally posted by: KajAnj

Hillarious!! good to know the procedure never think before.

so it is a rendez vous to answer the topic all together.simply wow.

Originally posted by: Surma

Thank you commander in chief of Indira forums :)

hilarious post!!🤣

Very humorous and aptly put!😃

🤣 awesome post mahesh bro

yeh fighting environment create karne keliye 5 to 6 members are sufficient.
one post by member--and second one one appreciate it--
original poster make thank you post again--and 2nd member make again appreciate content.--cycle goes on--

just four and five people make 100s of post in just few min--

other people end up thinking--oh god so many posts against lead.[but people fail to notice it is posted by just handful members]

nice war fare tactic.