FIR OS - Romance in Chandramukhi Chautala Istyle

FIR OS

Chandramukhi Chautala enters the chowki and GG and Gopi are talking about Lapi Luthra. Chandramukhi Chautala is in a very foul mood so she slaps GG and Gopi as they don't notice her. GG and Gopi quickly salute. GG says, "Madam main janta hoon kya huya hai. Aap se kyo lapar lapar jhani jhani…"

Chandramukhi Chautala slapped him. GG said, "Mera matlab hai sanan sanan sayi sayi…"

Chandramukhi Chautala slapped him again. GG said, "Mera matlab hai pyaar karne wala nahi hai koi."

Chandramukhi Chautala replied, "Arre ek hi toh hai. Bajrang Pandey! Lekin woh toh ek dum Nervous Pandey ho jata hai mujhe dekh kar. Dekh Gulgule agar agle teen second main tere dimak main mera koi idea nahi aaya naa toh chaute second main tera chauta kardongi."

GG quickly held up his hand and said, "Aa raha hai, aa raha hai. Mere dimak aap ka ek dhai tha chakan, mirch da mahakan idea aa raha hai."

"Toh tere ko chaka doongi, phir dega idea?"

"Toh pehle zara koone main toh aaye ye."

Slap! GG stood up, "Main aata hoon."

He whispered something in Chandramukhi Chautala's ear. Chandramukhi Chautala said, "Haan yoh sahi hai. Ab toh hoga Operation Monkey Pandey."

About 20 minutes later, Chandramukhi Chautala banged into Bajrang Pandey's office. Bajrang Pandey was shocked on seeing her. "Ms. Chautala yeh sab kya hai?"

"Yoh…mera pyaar hai."

Then Chandramukhi Chautala walked over to Bajrang Pandey and pointed her gun at him. "Ab yah toh main rahongi yah Nervous Pandey rehega!"

"Matlab…" Bajrang Pandey asked nervously.

"Matlab yoh ke agar aap mujh se pyaar nahi karte ho toh mere jine ka kyo haq nahi hai. Aur agar karte ho toh saaf saaf kaho, warna aap ke undar main goli dal doongi, sir."

"Ms. Chautala, yeh kya pagalpan hai? Main aisa nahi keh sakta."

"Kyun? Agar 3 second main aapne nahi kaha toh chaute second main mera chauta hoga."

"Ms. Chautala, zara sunaye."

"Ek."

"Ms. Chautala, dekhiye."

"Do."

Chandramukhi Chautala put the gun to her head.

"Ms. Chautala, meri baat toh suniye."

"Teen."

Chandramukhi Chautala started squeezing the trigger.

Bajrang Pandey yelled out, "Ms. Chautala, hum aap se pyaar karte hain!!!"

Chandramukhi Chautala puts the gun down and smiled and then left.

cool work naz...sorry i missed out on the dialogues though😃